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[Trigonous]

Lord Grimnar_AzurieL wrote...

granted but due to the fact you cant rest ur have to resort to drugs to stay awake. u end up overdosing

i wish that the warhammer models weren't so expensive

Granted, but they start charging you to play.

I wish for ninja skills.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, but you fail at every one of them.


I wish I was hungry so I could eat some of the ice cream in my freezer without feeling guilty.

Edit: Social site is doing strange things, like pretending there isn't a next page. <_<

Modifié par Ecaiki, 04 décembre 2009 - 12:00 .

[wonko33]

Granted: but the ice cream has been in there for months and is all icy.



I wish I had more time to play DAO

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You get more DA:O playing time, but can't use it because every puder hardware part in your puder dies on ya. By the time ya get a new puder built & DA:O reinstalled, ya're outta time for play.



I wish I was the most attractive & suave guy in the world.

[RunCDFirst]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...
I wish I was the most attractive & suave guy in the world.

Granted. Everyone in the world except you dies of some terrible disease.

You eventually die of starvation. Or learn to eat grass.

I wish I had more money for the holiday crunch.

Modifié par RunCDFirst, 04 décembre 2009 - 05:43 .

[Trigonous]

RunCDFirst wrote...

Tyrax Lightning wrote...
I wish I was the most attractive & suave guy in the world.

Granted. Everyone in the world except you dies of some terrible disease.

You eventually die of starvation. Or learn to eat grass.

I wish I had more money for the holiday crunch.

Granted, but a sudden influx of cash that larg crashes the world economy, and it never recovers.

I wish for a larger dorm.

[Orogun01]

Granted, but it comes with Darth Vader as a roommate; try sleeping to the soothing sound of artificial breathing.

I wish for another metal gear staring solid snake.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But this game takes place many years after the prior game & Solid Snake has to try to save the world from it's billionth evil dictator while he's over 100 years old! 

I wish I was competent at judging good facial anatomy.

(I've gotten only 1 CC character face right the 1st time thus far. )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 04 décembre 2009 - 09:39 .

[wonko33]

Granted: but you can never see it because the game won't remove your helmet in the cut-scenes



I wish male pattern baldness would become fashionable.

[Isaac910]

Granted, it becomes very fashionable and the new trend, but only to other men meaning that every man in the world becomes bald, and now all women are turned off of bald men, leading to the extinction of the human race as we know it.  


I wish for a wish that I could corrupt but since im wishing to corrupt my own wish it is corrupted in the way that it cannot be corrupted by me or anyone else.

(Something like that anyway)

Modifié par Isaac910, 05 décembre 2009 - 03:42 .

[Trigonous]

Isaac910 wrote...

Granted, it becomes very fashionable and the new trend, but only to other men meaning that every man in the world becomes bald, and now all women are turned off of bald men, leading to the extinction of the human race as we know it.  


I wish for a wish that I could corrupt but since im wishing to corrupt my own wish it is corrupted in the way that it cannot be corrupted by me or anyone else.

(Something like that anyway)

You do not get a wish granted. =P

I wish for pizza.

[Evindale]

granted, but it's covered in anchovy paste not tomatoe



I wish I could dance a merry jig

[Orogun01]

Granted, now dance to the macarena.



I wish I was a millionaire.

[Trigonous]

Granted, you won 10,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars, valued at $4 US.



I wish for a big-screen TV.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it turned out to be from the Black Market. Is that the sound of sirens in the air...?



I wish the Social Site Tabs would quit breaking!

[Jolly Jenkins]

Granted. You stoled it from the department store. The police are knocking on your door even as I typed.



I wish for a Merry Christmas.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, but everyone is being so cheery because it's THE END OF THE WORLD!


I wish for a blueberry pie.

[Trigonous]

Granted, but the blue berries are actually rasberries covered in paint.



I wish for warmer weather.

[Darthnemesis2]

Granted, but the polar ice caps melt and cover the entire world in water.



I wish I got a raise at work.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, however your boss now expects sexual favours.


I wish I owned the moon.

[Evindale]

granted... it just went supernova



I wish I had a better boss at work

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you get a new boss at work, who turns out to be nice and friendly. Unfortunately, he is too nice to everybody, running your company down and you end up being layed off.

I wish I had an arctic cooling twinturbo pro (not released yet), because the reference fan on my 4890 is killing me.

Modifié par Sa Seba, 06 décembre 2009 - 10:26 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You get the first one off the assembly line, but unfortunately, the employee that gives it to you is working while ill with the Swine Flu... without any mask or gloves on...



I wish Microsoft wasn't terminating support for Windows XP & forcing the Windows 7 upgrade on everyone.

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted.

(what's there left to corrupt at Microsoft?)



I wish my comic collection was complete.

[Sa Seba]

Granted, but just as you nicely line them all up on your book shelf, the fire alarm in your building goes up and this time it's not just false alarm ;-)



I wish my pug would talk.