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[RefipBelak]

Granted, but your horrible ideas bankrupt the company and you become the most hated man in the world.

I wish I had an infinite amount of non-corruptible wishes.

Modifié par RefipBelak, 15 octobre 2009 - 11:06 .

[DespiertaLosNinos]

Granted, but you are forced into a coma and cannot wish anymore



I wish I could forget somethings I have done in my career

[aerows]

RefipBelak wrote...

Granted, but your horrible ideas bankrupt the company and you become the most hated man in the world.

I wish I had an infinite amount of non-corruptible wishes.

Granted, but you have to make all of them first before reaping the benefits.  You'll be at it a while.

I wish I won the lottery.

[Johnny Jaded]

Granted, but it's only a penny



I wish I was playing Dragon Age right now

[DespiertaLosNinos]

Granted, but the world is plunged into a 5 year blackout



I wish to die

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. You forget all the good things.

Granted. You have to share it with four billions of other winners, though. Outcome: 10 $.

Granted. But you're only LARPing.

Granted. You end in hell and suffer for eternity.

I wish I invented a new official word.

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 15 octobre 2009 - 11:14 .

[RefipBelak]

Granted, however you get no recognition what so ever and your name fades into obscurity only to be used in the future age of Jepordy!



I wish I had more brownies.

[DespiertaLosNinos]

Granted, however you are deathly alergic to chocolate



I wish for world peace

[Melifent]

Granted, someone opens the door for you, only to be run over by a runaway truck.

I wish I had a better wish

Modifié par Melifent, 15 octobre 2009 - 11:20 .

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted, but all the genies in the world laugh at you for not making up your mind.



I wish my laundry would wash itself.

[Johnny Jaded]

Granted, but it washes itself continuously and you end up unable to wear anything



I wish I was a successful illustrator

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but naturally, it pees on everything you own.



I wish the cats were brown.

[Leo]

Granted, but they are all extinct



I wish Silicon Knights would make a sequel to Eternal Darkness.

[Nighteye2]

Granted, but it comes so laden with DRM that it's unplayable.

I wish you wished me the best.

[RefipBelak]

Granted, but I lied so it's meaningless.



I wish for exactly 80.54367 hours of enjoyment from my first playthrough of DA:O

[Quixal]

Granted, but it isn't you enjoying yourself.



I wish I didn't have to cook dinner.

[kraidy1117]

Granted, but your work is so bad that you get killed by an angry mob



I wish I could go to space

[Quixal]

Granted, but you are H.P. Lovecraft and thus dead.



I wish I hadn't gotten salmonella.

[kraidy1117]

Granted, you get AIDS instead



I wish I was very rich

[Quixal]

Granted, but as very rich chocolate, someone eats you.



I wish I was better at wishing.

[kraidy1117]

Granted, but your loyal henchman dies and you get an unloyal one that kills you in your sleep.



I wish I could date Bastila :X