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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But everyone else in the entire world wins the lottery too, so the prize money gets split up between all the winners. Enjoy your one buck! (Partial credit for this answer goes to Jim Carrey! )

I wish the Bioware Social Site hadn't cut off my site access to my Characters page because I have yet to register. (I'm late to the party due to tryin to get my puder upgraded for Xmas before getting the game so I can run it at proper settings instead of minimum settings. Current puder is years old. )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 08 décembre 2009 - 09:34 .

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. But the only optional customizations are whether your favourite colour is pink or purple.

I wish I could date girls from video games in rl.

(edit because I was reeeeally slow with my answer for the last one and had to make something up quickly for Tyrax Lightning.  I hope nobody notices)

Modifié par Humanoid_Taifun, 08 décembre 2009 - 10:05 .

[Tirigon]

Granted, as long as they are the old and ugly ones (dwarfish mothers and such).



I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish to win this game ;-p

[andybuiadh]

Granted. But you die whilst typing it on the forum.



I wish for a sequel to DA:O on my doorstep by 8am tomorrow.

[Adria Teksuni]

Granted, but it's for the Nintendo 64.



I wish I could get a job.

[Somehing]

Granted, but it's making designer clothes in China for which you get paid like naught-point-nothing of the RRP.

I wish I was loved by neither men nor pigs.

[Antiuna]

Granted! You are loved by no one.



I wish I wasn't afraid of muffins.

[Adria Teksuni]

Granted. You are now afraid of bagels.

I wish the Science Fiction Channel would realize their spiffy new logo actually says "Siefee".

[Somehing]

Granted, but they do not change it.

I wish I did not need to live in boxes.

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you do not need to live in boxes but must live under water instead.



I wish to be able to relax for once.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted! You now have the ability to relax ONCE and ONCE only. Enjoy!



I wish Ultima 6 was remade with HD 3D graphics...

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. But for some reason, it has to be played from DVD (of which there are 12), so you can't save or lean back for very long before having to switch DVDs again, because one DVD holds the sounds, but another one the dialogues and yet another one the facial animations required for conversations (and so forth).



I wish I could go back in time and wish for something different.

[Sa Seba]

Granted. You go back in time and wish for something different. 2 hours later you will make a post, wishing that you had wished for something different before. It will be granted and you will go back and wish for something different. 2 hours later....



I wish for a velvet coat (black with red interiour, if possible).

[heretica]

Granted. You have now a very stylish velvet coat, made of the finest (uh.. whatever animal is used to make velvet cloaks :s), the animal was not dead and you are brutally assasinated by a piece of fur.



I wish i had normal sleeping patterns.

[Sa Seba]

Granted, now you have normal sleeping patterns. Since you didn't specify to what normal is defined by, it shall be Koalas for you. A Koala's normal sleeping pattern is 18 hours a day. You completely miss out on sunlight.

I wish the silkworms used to make the silk for my velvet coat didn't assassinate me. ;-)

btw: sleeping pattern, what is that? mine varies from 6 down to 3.5 hours

Modifié par Sa Seba, 09 décembre 2009 - 06:52 .

[Somehing]

Granted, but it grows on you and becomes your fur (black outside, red on your insides). People mistake you for a bear and chase you out of town forcing you to live in the wild.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you can breath underwater. Unfortunately sharks can do that, too. Hunting season for 'Something' has just about begun and you are merciless being hunted by a group of starved and aggressive hammerhead sharks.



Being a baer, I wish for endless supply of honey.

[heretica]

Granted. Oh snap! You happen to suffer a mutation by the masssive ingest of honey that you become unable to taste anything.

I wish the sun would match my newly adquired koala sleeping patterns.


 

Somehing wrote...

Granted, but it grows on you and becomes your fur (black outside, red on your insides). People mistake you for a bear and chase you out of town forcing you to live in the wild.
I wish I could breathe underwater.

Hahaha.  I had this disturbing mental image of a  furry. 

[Sa Seba]

Granted. The sun now matches your koala sleeping patterns. That will change the climat of the earth and eucalyptus trees will die out.



I wish I had not read what Catt128 said after Hahaha, because that mental image haunts me now as well.

[Somehing]

Catt128 wrote...
Hahaha.  I had this disturbing mental image of a  furry. 

Hm
Granted, you did not read it. You have no idea what people are saying about you behind your back, even when they are posting it on forums right in front of you.
I wish I was not being hunted by sharks.

Modifié par Somehing, 09 décembre 2009 - 07:44 .

[Sa Seba]

Granted, the sharks have been killed by thousand of piranhas, which then pick up your trace and come after you.

I wish I didn't have to sleep at all.

Modifié par Sa Seba, 09 décembre 2009 - 07:26 .

[Somehing]

Granted, but you go mad.

I wish I was not being chased by piranhas.

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you are not being hunted by piranhas anymore. Instead, you will notice an emptiness around you; you are alone underwater because everyone else learned to breath air.



I wish the two building across the street had never been build, since they block my view of the mountains.

[Adria Teksuni]

Granted. The buildings are gone and have been replaced by massive casinos on the mountains with lights that blaze into the night sky like a neon bonfire.



I wish I could move out of these STUPID apartments.

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. You now live in a mansion built entirely out of intelligent people. And the best part? They weren't even killed before their installation. So you will need to feed your walls on a regular basis (note that your house is a vegetarian one) and listen to their constant babbling about relativity, cold fusion and porn.

I wish cake looked like apples, so that I could eat more of it without looking like a glutton.

Modifié par Humanoid_Taifun, 09 décembre 2009 - 03:07 .