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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Your cakes are shaped like apples, but everyone can still easily tell they're cakes, so they now think you look like a glutton & a faker.

I wish to tell those who read this & don't know about it, a trick i've learned on this Corrupt-A-Wish thread, that if you get ninjad by someone beating ya to the wish, then 'Edit' your post to corrupt the ninja's wish. (Lets see if this one is a toughie to corrupt.)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 09 décembre 2009 - 04:30 .

[mrofni]

Granted, but the person who you got ninja'd by realizes this too and watches for your edit, so then he edits his thing making you look like an idiot.



I wish my toilet didn't overflow.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. It cracks down the middle & breaks into 2 pieces instead. At least ya can replace it with a low-flow model & save water now.

I wish it wasn't so difficult to safeguard house plumbing pipes against ice.

(I thought I had ya'all with that last wish, but mrofni still got me!  Good corrupt! )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 09 décembre 2009 - 06:15 .

[Sa Seba]

Granted. It was easy to winterproof your plumbing. Unfortunately, the water pipe leading up to your house break due to ice and it will take the city several month to fix it. You have your water back in spring.



I wish I had a nice chicken poutine for dinner.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. The chef misheard your order and served up a nice Choke and Poo Time instead.



I wish I had three more wishes...

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you may wish three times for the same item.



I wish pasta didn't cool down so fast.

[Lord Grimnar_AzurieL]

granted but now pasta never cools and as a result they stop making it cause people keep suing.



i wish the power was more reliable in this area (but still has power)

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. Rudd and Abbott agree that your backyard is the best place for a nuclear power station.



I wish that the fuel price went back to the pre millennium prices...

[Sa Seba]

Granted. Fuel prices go down to pre millennium state. Your car ages quickly, becomes leaky and consumes more fuel per kilometer.



I wish for more space in my apartment.

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. Your furniture gets stolen.



I wish for nothing, for true happiness can only be achieved through your own work.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But you can't get your true happines through your own work because you get hit on the back of your neck & spend the rest of your life paralyzed from the neck down due to permanent spinal injury.



I wish I had ninja skill, agility, & reflexes.

[mrofni]

Granted. Your name is Naruto and everyone hates you.



I wish dental work wasn't so expensive but still was preformed by professionals.

[Ecaiki]

Granted, it is now performed free by professional wrestlers.



I wish the gift giving part of christmas wasn't so expensive.

[Adria Teksuni]

Granted. Everyone gets dirt.



I wish a certain employee at my husband's company would get an inordinate amount of arse acne for being such an incompetent bint.

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. But you have to apply it. Manually.



I wish I could reroll my stats. (and get better ones!)

[Adria Teksuni]

Granted, but it's done by a mod and breaks the game code so you can no longer exist.



I wish "male enhancement" commercials would stop showing ad nauseum on television.

[SBJ]

Granted, they are now replaced by 15 minute commercials for canopeners ever 20 minutes (leaving 5 minutes in bewtween for the actual show)

I wish all politicians would get a collective anurism and be replaced by honest and decent people.

Modifié par SBJ, 10 décembre 2009 - 10:05 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the anurism doesn't put a stop to the politicians, & they cheat their way back to the top again & keep this world crummy.



I wish commercials themselves didn't exist. (Useless waste of airtime.)

[Sa Seba]

Granted. Commercials cease to exist, but so does TV since there is no more money to be made with it. (Actually, that's not necessarily a bad thing, me thinks.)



I wish my landlord allowed me to replace the carpet in my apartment with hardwood floor.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. Your landlord is so impressed that he/she kicks you out and moves in him/herself.



I wish that a whole new internet was made that could only be accessed by mature adults...

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. You are now sole visitor of the Internet 2.0.



I wish that wishing wasn't so expensive.

[Somehing]

Granted, but as they are free, they are worthless and never work.

I wish I had a pony.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. Here's a shovel. You'll need it.



I wish more people added to this thread...

[Somehing]

Granted, bump Alas, it will eventually wane nonetheless..

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Orogun01]

Somehing wrote...

Granted, bump Alas, it will eventually wane nonetheless..
I wish I could think of a wish.

Granted you thought of one but is my turn now.

I wish I knew Japanese.