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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You now know Japanese, but you are not fluent at it. You can't stop having speech accidents while trying to speak Japanese to Japanese ladies & none ever wanna see ya again.



I wish researching puder building wasn't so hard & frusterating.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted! But now it's really not worth it.



I wish I knew what puder building was...

[Trigonous]

Granted, but you accidentally switch the voltage on the back of the power supply in the middle of putting your new monster computer together, and all the magic smoke is release, rendering the entire system and all individual parts inoperable.



I wish for a merry Christmas!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But in exchange, the next christmas is a complete fiasco & horror show.

I wish for this wish to get corrupted.

IAGTTBleed wrote...

Granted! But now it's really not worth it.

I wish I knew what puder building was...

Puder building means assembling your puder yourself, instead of having it pre-built at the store/factory.

[heretica]

Granted. Your wish is now corrupted.

This sunday you'll wake up next to a truck driver called Larry.

I wish i had some human warmth

Modifié par Catt128, 11 décembre 2009 - 11:32 .

[andybuiadh]

Catt128 wrote...

Granted. Your wish is now corrupted.

This sunday you'll wake up next to a truck driver called Larry.

I wish i had some human warmth

Granted! Have a *hug*.

Bad news is that you now will likely have contracted leprosy from me.

I wish I was on a sunny beach somewhere right now.

Modifié par andybuiadh, 11 décembre 2009 - 11:37 .

[Somehing]

Granted, but you are now a grain of sand.

I wish

[heretica]

Somehing wrote...

Granted, but you are now a grain of sand.
I wish

You wish no longer. You are trapped in a camp and besides you sits a dwarf. All you can say is "Enchantment? Enchantment!" 

I wish i could understand men. 

[Blampied]

Catt128 wrote...

Somehing wrote...

Granted, but you are now a grain of sand.
I wish

You wish no longer. You are trapped in a camp and besides you sits a dwarf. All you can say is "Enchantment? Enchantment!" 

I wish i could understand men. 

Granted! But no man will ever understand you!

I wish for an unlimited supply of IPA Bitter beer! <3

[T1nk3rb311]

Granted!



But you die from Alcohol poisoning!



I wish my band would get signed to a label!

[Somehing]

Granted, your band name is written on a label stuck on one of your CD cases. It makes very little difference to anything.

I wish dinosaurs ruled the earth once more

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. You get torn apart then devoured.



I wish that I could wish for a wish that wasn't for another wish...

[Orogun01]

Granted. You now can wish for something.



I wish people would stop wishing for paradoxes. Seriously, is confusing.

[Trigonous]

Orogun01 wrote...

Granted. You now can wish for something.

I wish people would stop wishing for paradoxes. Seriously, is confusing.

Granted, but you can no longer read English and all web translators have gone down, so you're even more confused.

I wish for Mass Effect 2 to be released tomorrow!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But it's released as unfinished code that you can't play because ya couldn't wait for them to get the game burned onto their CDs.



I wish the show 'Stuff Happens' would come back on the air.

[Sa Seba]

Granted. It comes back on air, but the writing sucks.

I wish I had a digital slr, so I could capture all my dog's exploits instantly.

Modifié par Sa Seba, 13 décembre 2009 - 04:24 .

[fadeHappy]

Granted but the lens break.



I wish I had $1,000,000 Dollars.

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you receive 1,000.000 Dollars. Trinidad and Tobago Dollars that is.



I wish for snow in Vancouver.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. The snow falls so heavily that Vancouver gets buried cometely, even over the top of it's highest building. The National Guard have to be called in...



I wish I was immune to all elemental damage.

[Sa Seba]

Granted. You are immune to elemental damage, being in a force field.

Also, from your force field you will see your companions getting all the 'action'.

But you can only watch and cry from within your force field.



It snowed for about 2 hours but it wasn't nearly enough. I wish for more snow, can't get enough of it.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. It snows for 2 years straight.



I wish to be able to register & play DA:O by Feburary.

[andybuiadh]

Granted, but you pass away during the Character Creator screen.

I wish for a Nug please.

Modifié par andybuiadh, 13 décembre 2009 - 10:48 .

[schalafi]

Granted, but you were in a dreadful accident and now cannot sit down, therefore, no lap!



I wish I had a giant chocolate chip cookie.

[mrofni]

Granted. It is so giant that you couldn't fit it in any oven and cook it. So big you can't reasonably move it without spending a bunch of money on a backhoe, and if you don't it starts to rot and stinking up the place.

I wish I remembered to make a wish before I edited this to make a wish.

Modifié par mrofni, 14 décembre 2009 - 01:51 .