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[Sa Seba]

Granted. You do remember to make a wish and nice as you are, you wish for more snow for me. ;-)



I wish to magically be teleported to my favourite restaurant back in Germany, to enjoy a meal of duck, red cabbage and kloese.

[Endurium]

Granted, except that sunspot activity interferes with the teleport and your atoms are spread across a thousand mile path en-route to Germany.



I wish my wishes actually came true! (hehe)

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, except you don't live long enough to enjoy it.



I wish I had Duncan's beard.

[Jester8183]

Granted, but after you liberate Duncan's beard from his face he stabs you.



I wish I could fight batman to the death.

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you fight Batman to the death. The you are backstabbed by Robin.

I wish I had a 2nd pug.

Modifié par Sa Seba, 14 décembre 2009 - 03:41 .

[Jester8183]

Granted, you pug has been cut in two.



I wish I could afford to upgrade my computer.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, ya get your puder upgrade parts to make your puder state-of-the-art, & ya get them installed, but all of the parts are DOA. The place ya got them from can't refund ya due to their own computers getting hacked & fragged so your purchase info is gone.
I wish this wish gets corrupted without gettin corrupted. (Beat that! )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 14 décembre 2009 - 04:17 .

[amat3rasu]

You transform into a pink haired troll.



I wanna be a millionaire. And I mean right now thank you very much!

[Jester8183]

Granted, you were a millionaire, right then. But your not anymore. You are welcome.



I wish I could meet Alexis Bledel, but am so nervous when I do I let loose a loud, noxious fart.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But you let out your loud, noxious fart with a whoopee cushion you're too nervous to remember you're holding in your hands the whole time. Everyone thinks that's hilarious for some wierd reason & goes nuts with happiness. You get knocked over & stomped to death. At least Alexis Bledel leaves ya an autograph on your grave... only for it to be quickly stolen.



I wish politicians disappeared from the face of the universe forever.

[mrofni]

Granted. Then more people become politicians for the power. Unfortunately these politicians have less sense then the previous ones, and Cthulhu wins 2012. (Assuming U.S Politics.)

I wish for a wish that would wish for more wishes perpetually.

Modifié par mrofni, 14 décembre 2009 - 06:54 .

[Jester8183]

Granted. You now wish for any wish that anyone makes anywhere. None of them come true. You are held responsible.



I wish for a sweet hat like Yahtzee's.

[TalsiStael_2]

Granted. But the shape of your face makes it rather unflattering.



I wish I had not lost my almost perfectly cut blazer in Paris.

[LankeyGit]

Granted. You lost it in Calais instead.



I wish I could finish coursework instead of hanging about on Bioware forums...

[schalafi]

Granted, you have received a large bottle of Aunt Fanny's memory potion, unfortunately it tastes like old shoes.

I wish I could get my old games like Icewind Dale to play on my new pc. Wow! you guys are fast this was meant for mrofni.

Modifié par schalafi, 15 décembre 2009 - 12:34 .

[TalsiStael_2]

Granted. But you come to realize that you have studied it for career that you do not even like.



I wish I had not drunk so much in Calais I obviously forgot I was even there!

[TalsiStael_2]

TalsiStael_2 wrote...

Granted. But you come to realize that you have studied it for career that you do not even like.

I wish I had not drunk so much in Calais I obviously forgot I was even there!

Posted at the same time... Sorry... So pray corrupt both for me please - I really wanna my blazer back!

Granted, but you discover you are a Mac lover.

I wish all the good games were released for Mac O/S.

[Lord Grimnar_AzurieL]

granted but the "good" games were good 10 years ago and so you will be 10 years behind for the next millennium



i wish i had an entire set of new field hockey gear of my choice for free

[Sa Seba]

Granted, You have all the field hockey gear you ever wanted. The Earth's temperatures are going down and everything freezes over; people start playing ice hockey instead and you have to play with yourself.



I wish I had a Koala.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, except it turns out to be a mutant koala that feeds off your worst pains and nightmare by killing your loved ones in front of you and feeding off your horror, then finishing you very very slowly.

I wish  I was invincible, immortal and eternally young, plus in perfect physical and mental condition. And I would have no equals that could possibly challenge me. Even if the whole universe joins forces to defeat me, it would still lose pretty badly. In otherwords, I wish I was The One God. Beat that

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 15 décembre 2009 - 06:05 .

[Lord Grimnar_AzurieL]

granted but because of your godliness your need people to worship you or you will cease to exist.... due to the fear and terror of your ability s people worship other gods and you subsequently "DIE"



i wish i could quit smoking easily

[Sa Seba]

I don't really want to corrupt a wish such as your, Lord Azuriel... but it's the rulez:
Granted, you quit smoking easily and get hooked on crystal meth soon after.

I wish my christmas tree was bigger.

Modifié par Sa Seba, 15 décembre 2009 - 06:13 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, as long as you turn that  big tree sideways and stick it right up your candy a.s.s

I wish I was Batman

[Jester8183]

Granted, you're Adam West.



I wish I could speak Swedish in a Russian accent.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but ya do it badly & noone can understand you properly.



I wish I can speak perfect, fluent Japanese & not lose my English speaking ability.