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[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. You speak both languages at the same time. Nobody can understand you properly.



I wish I was capable of telepathy.

[iw4o]

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[Antiuna]

You are capable but unable to control it. You hear everyones thoughts all the time and eventually just go insane.



I wish I had a cookie.

[Blampied]

Granted! But the cookie was cursed, grew big and devloped a mouth and ate you! Oh noes!



I wish to be a real ladies man, surrounded by hundreds beautiful women and date them all.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You're the suavest human in the galaxy, surrounded by hundreds of the most beautiful Klingon women of the Klingon Empire. You're dating them all, & there's a LOT of male Klingon Warriors eyeballing your ladies & ready to challenge you to a duel to the death for each lady's hand in marriage...



I wish for this wish to go wrong in a hilarious manner.

[Inhuman one]

Granted! a frog jumps out of the water and stands in front of you, it starts to tapdance and tells the best joke you ever heard, its so hillarious that you cant ever stop laughing.



I wish Bioware ruled Canada.

[Lord Grimnar_AzurieL]

granted. but due to bioware making more people work on games and test them they stop sending them out to other countries and as a gaming community whole we rebel against you.



i wish my phone still worked properly (dropped it off the roof of a vehicle)

[mrofni]

Granted. Unfortunately no one calls you because you're a LOSER.



I wish I iw4o wouldn't have all those malicious comments.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. everyone else other than iw4o has them instead.



I wish snail mail would quit living up to it's name.

[MegaTofu]

Granted, but stamps are discontinued worldwide and no letters can ever be sent again.



I wish I could fall asleep.

[Jester8183]

Granted, but all you can dream about is looking at the ceiling waiting to fall asleep.

I wish to know the answer to life, the universe and everything.

Modifié par Jester8183, 17 décembre 2009 - 02:04 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, except you find that the answer to life....is death



I wish that nothing bad happens to me.

[Jester8183]

Granted. Something bad happens to everyone you love.



I wish... umm... uhh... I don't know... for a PS3 with some good games and an extra controller?

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. The extra controller makes you realize that you have no friends.



I wish my mouse hadn't gone on strike.

[Allyahnah]

Granted, but your tower blew up instead.



I wish I was on vacation in Europe somewhere.

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. Cue WW3.



I wish pi wasn't so long a number.

[Trigonous]

Granted. Circles then cease to exist.



I wish for a White Christmas (Phoenix, AZ).

[Beerfish]

Elphabas_hat wrote...

Granted, but your "white" Christmas is the result of every bird within a 500 mile radius flying over your house and making a "deposit".
I wish my Christmas tree would string it's own lights.

Granted!  But it is an evil tree that demands to take over all aspects of christmas including the cooking, and getting presents.  It leaves you to do the dishes afterwards.

I wish I could snap my fingers and get these Excel reports and charts done.

[mrofni]

Granted, but they're flowers from the EVIL tree and it wants them back...



I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Beerfish]

Granted! The evil Christmas tree beats you over the head with it's boughs and renders you unconcious. When you wake up the evil tree starts telling you it's life story which is sooooo boring you feel tired again.

I wish I could once and for all make the 'perfect' Christmas stuffing.

Modifié par Beerfish, 17 décembre 2009 - 06:27 .

[mrofni]

Granted! You chop down the evil tree and make Christmas stuffing out of it. Unfortunately it is EVIL.



I wish I was having a turkey for Christmas instead of a ham.