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[Inhuman one]

granted, but the pizza delivery boy lays dead on your doorstep and the police throw you in jail for murder. A week later when they found out you didnt do it you will walk out of jail a bit funny after having made lots of new friends.



I wish Sinterklaas killed Santa Clause. Big fat copycat. There can only be one gift giver in December!

[Beerfish]

Granted! No Santa Claus ever comes into being in the western world. However a Santa Claws is created instead, a short ugly gnome who steals toys from kids on Christmas day. Thus the kids of the world forever hate you.



I wish I was getting my childhood favourite Christmas toy again.....an electronic football game.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it's malfunctioning & always cheats.

I wish I knew what the buggers people were talking about when the say...
Enchantment!

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 17 décembre 2009 - 11:58 .

[mrofni]

Granted, but you had to play Dragon Age to understand it. Now you feel like you have no reason to keep posting because you finished the game. Sad Day.



I wish people would stop lying.

[Trigonous]

Granted, you gain telepathic powers. But you are unable to turn them off. The sudden influx of every persons every thought in a five mile radius drives you insane. You spend the rest of your life rotting in an asylum, mumbling nonsense and covered in filth. Eventually, the custodian find you dead in your cell.



I wish for pie.

[MegaTofu]

Granted, but it's kidney pie. Made from one of your own kidneys.



I wish for an enchantment.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, except Sandal is going to go beserk on you like he did on thsoe darkspawns.



I wish I lived in a palace.

[Trigonous]

Granted, but you live in the palace from "The Haunted Palace", and you are killed and cursed to forever walk as the dead.

I wish Cthulhu wasn't so frightening.

[Inhuman one]

granted, its turned into a fluffy pink bunny but it cant stop humping your leg. It keeps going, and going and going...



I wish for a native american president of the USA!

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. You got Cthulhu.



I wish for warmer weather.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You are moved to Venus. Hope ya gotta space suit & a LOT of sunblock...

I wish a High Dragon would be my pet in-game & could easily be fed off of Darkspawn Chow.

mrofni wrote...

Granted, but you had to play Dragon Age to understand it. Now you feel like you have no reason to keep posting because you finished the game. Sad Day.

I wish people would stop lying.

Ahh, I didn't know it was from in-game. Many thanks for not spoiling me!

[Daramones]

Granted but darkspawn chow gives him the flaming runs.





I wish that eggrolls didnt have calories

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. They now also have no nutrition at all, not even any to replenish the energy used to eat the eggrolls with.



I wish people would watch what they're doing on the DA:O Forums & quit spoiling people outside the spoiler zones.

[Inhuman one]

Granted, they wont spoil anything on the forums anymore but come visit you instead to spoil the story.



I wish vampires where real.



Good luck corrupting something thats bad

[Daramones]

They ARE real but they are all those lame glittery "twilight" vampires



I wish people would NOT text while driving.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, they talk on the cell while driving instead



I wish we breathed Co2 instead of oxygene.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, we're adapted to breathing Co2 now, but since plants breathe Co2 as well, plants & people compete for the Co2 until it runs out & people & plants alike all die out, while the other animals that are still breathing oxygen get to rule the world for a bit... until they run outta oxygen because we got the oxygen making plants killed, then the world becomes lifeless. Have a nice day!



I wish I am completely immune to all poison & illness.

[Lord Grimnar_AzurieL]

granted but scientists do massive amounts of experiments on you and 1 of the backfires...u die



i wish MMO's were so addictive

[Inhuman one]

granted, they are so addictive that everyone on the world plays them without taking breaks for eating, sleeping, peeing, working, or anything else and the human race is extinct within a few days, all laying dead in front of a monitor.



I wish for a world without religion of any kind.

[Humanoid_Taifun]

Granted. But the Gods get angry that nobody believes in them anymore and kill us all.



I wish my computer had the new infinite improbability drive.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it arrives DOA. Can't get a refund for it anyway.



I wish to know what everyone's favorite wish & corruption is.

[MarloMarlo]

Granted. Everyone calls you up to tell you what their favorite wish and corruption is.

I wish people would actually corrupt wishes in this thread rather than just say "Granted, but then something bad happens afterwards," as if that was somehow a corruption of the wish rather than just a generic granting of a wish followed by something completely irrelevant to wish corruption.

Modifié par MarloMarlo, 19 décembre 2009 - 09:37 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. But your wish fails to stop people from corrupting the after-effects of the wish instead of the wish itself. (Mind ya, that is a good point. i'll try to do better in the future.)



I wish the DA:O beards looked perfect in-game without disallowing the jaw & cheek customization.

[Inhuman one]

Granted, now they look so perfect in game that you want to grow the same beard that your avatar has and you spend 10 hours each day grooming it to keep it as perfect as in the game. Its your new obsession. When your wife/girlfriend/random friend/relative has enough of it and shaves it off in your sleep, you wake up feeling naked and jalous of all men with beards, and so you become a serial killer, killing all men with beards out of envy. Santa is your first victim.



I wish for world peace.