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[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted,except humanity becomes lazy and pacifistic, not progressing much, then alien invaders come in and annihilate our species.



I wish I had a 4 digit IQ.

[0LunarEclipse0]

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Granted,except humanity becomes lazy and pacifistic, not progressing much, then alien invaders come in and annihilate our species.

I wish I had a 4 digit IQ.

Granted. Unfortunatly you did not specify it is now 0004.

I wish Edward Norton got recognized for his acting guines.

[Trigonous]

Granted. He is recognized in Guines, Cuba. Nobody else in the world hears about it.

I wish for a car.

Modifié par Trigonous, 21 décembre 2009 - 05:40 .

[Kyberia]

Trigonous wrote...
I wish for a car.

Granted. It is Christine.

I wish this town wasn't so boring.

[0LunarEclipse0]

Kyberia wrote...

Trigonous wrote...
I wish for a car.

Granted. It is Christine.

I wish this town wasn't so boring.

Granted it is now the Zombie Apocolypse

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. Ummm... Wait....



I wish 0LunarEclipse0 made a wish....

[Sa Seba]

Granted, 0LunarEclipse0 made a wish, but didn't tell you.



I wish for my back to heal faster.

[Arvid.Drak]

Granted, you don't feel pain in your back anymore. Actually you don't feel anything below the neck.



I wish for the Return to Ostagar DLC to come out now.

[Inhuman one]

granted, but its made by the same company that made the pinnacle station DLC.



I wish EA went bankrupt.

[Arvid.Drak]

Granted, now you have a horde of homeless ex-EA employees storming your house.



I wish I can get my ex to be f-buddies with no attachments.

[heretica]

Arvid.Drak wrote...

Granted, now you have a horde of homeless ex-EA employees storming your house.

I wish I can get my ex to be f-buddies with no attachments.

Granted. But you loose your penis in a car crash. (ouch)

I wish I hadn't seen that Nicholas Cage movie last night. 

[MarloMarlo]

Granted, but then all your skin falls off and the last man you saw with black hair says "Hello, puppy" to the first five kittens he runs into. Your last thoughts before you die due to skinless-related issues are of the poor kittens who are greeted as puppies (at least you won't be thinking of that Nick Cage movie, right?). During your funeral, but not at your funeral because he isn't there and he doesn't know or care about it, George Lucas announces he will re-re-release the original Star Wars trilogy and the British government will make it illegal for their citizens to tell French jokes on any day that isn't January 7 and May 22.



I wish everyone was good at identifying satire and its intent.

[andybuiadh]

Granted, but your attempted derailing of this thread (now on it's second attempt) fails again.



I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. Or wednesday. Or thursday...

[0LunarEclipse0]

andybuiadh wrote...

Granted, but your attempted derailing of this thread (now on it's second attempt) fails again.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. Or wednesday. Or thursday...

Granted unfortunatly you are now unemployed and cannot buy more Bioware games.

I wish age of conan would patch faster.

[MegaTofu]

Granted, but now the developer makes new patches everyday, and while trying to play the game, you are stuck patching it.



I wish my sister would come home for Christmas.

[0LunarEclipse0]

MegaTofu wrote...

Granted, but now the developer makes new patches everyday, and while trying to play the game, you are stuck patching it.

I wish my sister would come home for Christmas.

Granted but she came home in a body bag.

I wish weed was legal.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You get a bunch of legal weed in the form of your yard getting invaded & taken over by a huge invasion of Tansy Ragwort!



I wish Viruses of both the biological, & puder kind ceased to exist.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, except that humanity's immunity system now unchallenged becomes so weak that a simple alien virus kills all of humanity.



I wish humanity would reproduce asexually.

[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted, unfortunately my girlfriend no longer gets laid she decides that killing you and any other males is sufficient payback.



I wish quinten tarentino was god.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. He's still fat though...



I wish everyone has a merry Christmas!

[KnightofPhoenix]

0LunarEclipse0 wrote...

Granted, unfortunately my girlfriend no longer gets laid she decides that killing you and any other males is sufficient payback.

Oh....well keep getting her laid then! We are counting on you lol

[0LunarEclipse0]

IAGTTBleed wrote...

Granted. He's still fat though...

I wish everyone has a merry Christmas!

Granted but due to religious intolorence the Christian Reich starts a second war in the middle east.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

[Forumtroll]

Granted. She still finds out though, in fact she's cheating on you too. In the end they both leave you.



I wish I was paid to do nothing. A million dollars a day, oh and nothing illegal either.

[MarloMarlo]

Granted. A sadistic millionare offers you $1 million per day for every 8-hour work day you manage to do absolutely nothing, which, of course, includes using using energy.

I wish for a loyal robot penguin butler.

andybuiadh wrote...
Granted, but your attempted derailing of this thread (now on it's second attempt) fails again.

Yes, that makes sense: pointing out how some people aren't corrupting wishes -- while I simultaneously participate so that's not all I'm doing -- is an attempt to derail a "Corrupt-A-Wish" thread.

Modifié par MarloMarlo, 22 décembre 2009 - 07:50 .

[Inhuman one]

granted, the robot penguin is fully loyal and obeys your every command. It is a dream come true.



Your dog attacks it however and bites its head off, and gets electrocuted from the shock. now your dog and the penguin are both gone.



I wish for an apocalypse.