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[MarloMarlo]

Inhuman one wrote...
I wish for an apocalypse.

Granted, you are given a copy of your medical record as it would be if updated a day in the future from the day you receive it. The being that gives it to you considers it the start as well as the end of the age of medical records from the future.

Also, your ovaries violently explode and you are forced to explain how ovary explosion is somehow a corruption of your wish for an apocalypse.

I wish for Glenn Beck to lose his ability to communicate verbally.

Modifié par MarloMarlo, 22 décembre 2009 - 11:26 .

[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted you must now live surrounded by pink clouds and air head preps until the end of time. You never get laid again.



I wish I had Mass Effect 2.

[kuurankuiskaus]

Granted but your computer does not meet the system requirements so you can't play it. In case you're a console gamer, you get the PC version.



I wish I had some gingerbread cookies.

[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted but they run away as fast as they can, you can`t catch them their gingerbread men.



I wish for socks.

[Antiuna]

Granted! But they have big holes in them.



I wish for a pony!

[Blampied]

Antiuna wrote...

Granted! But they have big holes in them.

I wish for a pony!

Granted! But however the pony often leaves a hell of a mess at home and he has left you in a great financial debt since the little thing can't stop eating! Enjoy!

I wish for a fish!

[Inhuman one]

granted, but I accidently step on it, ending its life.



I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[Skellimancer]

Inhuman one wrote...

granted, but I accidently step on it, ending its life.

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

Granted, But the fish becomes a  tyrant and destroys mankind.

I wish for the worlds governments to become one being; Optimus Prime.

Modifié par Skellimancer, 22 décembre 2009 - 11:22 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, except he can't hear the people anymore over the sound of how awesome he is.



Kantian ethics or utilitarianism?

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted, but Megatron stole the Matrix of Leadership and Soundwave got the most votes in the first election 'cause he's just so cool...

I wish the Essendon Bombers would win the flag in 2010...

EDIT: Dammit, 30 seconds too slow...

Do I win?

Modifié par IAGTTBleed, 22 décembre 2009 - 11:32 .

[IAGTTBleed]

This is next -

KnightofPhoenix wrote...

Kantian ethics or utilitarianism?

[IAGTTBleed]

Wow...



I just realised that wasn't a wish!  Wrong thread KnightofPhoenix.



My wish counts!

IAGTTBleed wrote...

I wish the Essendon Bombers would win the flag in 2010...

[MarloMarlo]

IAGTTBleed wrote...
I just realised that wasn't a wish!

What difference does it make in this thread? If this thread isn't going to be about corrupting wishes, then what do we need wishes for? Here, I'll show you:

KnightofPhoenix wrote...
Kantian ethics or utilitarianism?

Granted, but then your balls fall off.

I wish the Essendon Bombers would win the flag in 2010.

Modifié par MarloMarlo, 23 décembre 2009 - 02:35 .

[MarloMarlo]

Capt. Obvious wrote...
I wish people would stop corrupting other people's wishes.

Welcome to this thread. No granting necessary, since it's already in effect for the most part. You can't make a different wish, though, because you explode soon afterwards.

I wish 24-hour news networks and individual shows weren't allowed to have "News" in their names without also having at least 23 hours per day devoted to pure news shows and a disclaimer before all non-news shows and in a box in the corner of the screen throughout those non-news shows stating that what people are about to watch or currently watching is opinion rather than news.

Modifié par MarloMarlo, 24 décembre 2009 - 04:28 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, the News shows are given your new criteria, & 5 minutes later, every newscaster in the world has quit rather than ever bothering to actually work. Without News, noone can keep track of what's goin on in the world anymore.



I wish I was more skilled at corrupting wishes so I can be a better forumite in the eyes of my fellow forumites.

[mrofni]

Granted. You become so skilled at corrupting wishes that everyone here hates you. They then proceed to convince every other forumite to hate you.



I wish everyone could enjoy 4 day LAN parties.

[Inhuman one]

granted, all stores are often closed because the staff are busy holding a 4 day LAN party, giving you one day each week to do your shopping.



I wish for world domination.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. You now rule Pluto.



I wish that beer would stay cold forever.

[Skellimancer]

IAGTTBleed wrote...

Granted. You now rule Pluto.

I wish that beer would stay cold forever.

Granted! you now live on pluto.

I wish for Star Wars ep1-3 to be remade by peter jackson.

[lv12medic]

Granted but Jar Jar Binks becomes a Jedi and talks even more.



I wish I could think of something to wish.

[andybuiadh]

Granted! You think of the best, most uncorruptable wish ever! Then forget it.

I wish I had a pretty brunette in a skimpy santa costume for Christmas.

[Blampied]

andybuiadh wrote...

Granted! You think of the best, most uncorruptable wish ever! Then forget it.

I wish I had a pretty brunette in a skimpy santa costume for Christmas.

Granted! Santa Claus decides to pay you a visit! He ain't happy about you taking his woman and he's leave you with a lot more than coal this christmas.

I wish for a kiss!

[Skellimancer]

Blampied wrote...

andybuiadh wrote...

Granted! You think of the best, most uncorruptable wish ever! Then forget it.

I wish I had a pretty brunette in a skimpy santa costume for Christmas.

Granted! Santa Claus decides to pay you a visit! He ain't happy about you taking his woman and he's leave you with a lot more than coal this christmas.

I wish for a kiss!

Granted, David gaider gives you tongue for 1 hour.

I wish for the sky to be green in color.

[andybuiadh]

Skellimancer wrote...

Granted, David gaider gives you tongue for 1 hour.

Dreaming again, Skelli?

Skellimancer wrote...
I wish for the sky to be green in color.

Granted! But the sky is now made of mucus.

I wish I had a Christmas Dinner to eat right now.