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[Skellimancer]

andybuiadh wrote...

Skellimancer wrote...

Granted, David gaider gives you tongue for 1 hour.

Dreaming again, Skelli?

Skellimancer wrote...
I wish for the sky to be green in color.

Granted! But the sky is now made of mucus.

I wish I had a Christmas Dinner to eat right now.

Granted, but it was made last year.

I wish for the powers of spiderman.

[MegaTofu]

Granted, but you move to the country, where there are no skyscrapers to swing from. And that makes you a sad panda.



I wish I hadn't eaten so much Christmas dinner...

[andybuiadh]

Granted. But now you're very hungry.

I wish it would stop raining and start snowing again.

[Skellimancer]

andybuiadh wrote...

Granted. But now you're very hungry.

I wish it would stop raining and start snowing again.

Granted. But its the start of an ice age.

I wish for  this planet to have rings like Saturn.

[andybuiadh]

Granted but it also has the atmosphere of it.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it.

[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, except it won't change a thing. It will keep getting smaller and smaller.



I wish my house would always be clean and can never be dirty.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, your house never gets dirty because noone ever gets to use it or live in it, since it's permanently air-tight sealed.



I wish I had the skill, discipline, powers, & Lightsaber of a Lightside Master Jedi.

[mrofni]

Granted, but this was before Revenge of the Sith, and you get killed miserably, like the rest of those no good Alliance scum... ahem, I mean Jedi scum.



I wish I took the time to buy Christmas gifts for everyone. Now its too late... =(

[boomgosthedino]

Granted but you bought everyone lame gift witch they all hated.



I wish my cousin would get off my desktop so I can play DA.

[MarloMarlo]

Granted. a komodo dragon appears, bites into your cousin's leg and drags him or her away from your computer. The lizard doesn't bother you or damage your stuff. And then it disappears. You're now free to play Dragon Age.

I wish that, instead of using their stingers, bees only attacked people with harsh language.

Tyrax Lightning wrote...
I wish I was more skilled at corrupting wishes so I can be a better forumite in the eyes of my fellow forumites.

Hey now, your weed and house ones were good.

[Inhuman one]

granted, their language is so harsh however that within an hour they talk you into commiting suicide. And then they use your carcass as a new hive.



I wish George Lucas transfered all star wars rights to Bioware.

[Skellimancer]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Granted. BioWare drops the series after TOR is released.

I wish people would stop saying that Star Wars is irredeemable because of George Lucas and look at the good things about the series.

Granted. they write notes instead.

I wish George Lucas didn't suck at making movies.

[Skellimancer]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Skellimancer wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Granted. BioWare drops the series after TOR is released.

I wish people would stop saying that Star Wars is irredeemable because of George Lucas and look at the good things about the series.

Granted. they write notes instead.

I wish George Lucas didn't suck at making movies.

Granted. No need to make the only good show on Cartoon Network.

I actually wish George Lucas had even more plot writers for the Live-Action Series.

Granted. the plot-writers also wrote Super Mario Bros Movie.

I wish for a billion gold pieces.

[boomgosthedino]

Granted but it only lasted for a day. then people whent back to overratting.


I wish that I had a wish to wish...

Modifié par boomgosthedino, 25 décembre 2009 - 02:39 .

[MarloMarlo]

Granted. What boomgosthedino did to your wish -- grant it without corrupting it -- is undone. And since something has to be done to it before anyone can move along, it is instead corrupted. Everyone's ability to form any kind of favorable opinion is taken away.

I wish for all roaches to immediately become extinct forever.

Modifié par MarloMarlo, 25 décembre 2009 - 04:30 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Roaches are gone for good, but Beetles multiply into the roach void 2X as numerous as the prior roach population was. Leave it to Nature to overcompensate.



I wish there were awesome clothes options for mages as an alternative to (bath)robes. (Like for example, an adventurer's getup like Indiana Jones, but Fereldenized.)

[boomgosthedino]

Granted Now you are stuck looking like Indiana Jones..FOREVER!



I wish I wasn't out of vodka .

[boomgosthedino]

Granted You get more rum. Then die from liver failure..



I wish I had some of that rum