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[Marik333]

Quixal wrote...

Granted, but as very rich chocolate, someone eats you.

I wish I was better at wishing.

(it looks like it was skipped, sorry if I'm too slow)

Granted, but now you're out of wishes.

I wish I could rule behind the scenes.

[Quixal]

Granted, but now you are directing a bad play.



I wish I had the power to decide who lives and who dies.

[Marik333]

Quixal wrote...

Granted, but now you are directing a bad play.

I wish I had the power to decide who lives and who dies.

Granted, but then PETA sues you for not feeding half of your cats.

I wish that stars were holes poked through the fabric of our universe.

[Quixal]

[quote]Marik333 wrote...

Granted, but then PETA sues you for not feeding half of your cats.

I wish that stars were holes poked through the fabric of our universe.[/quote]
[/quote]Granted, and now you are sucked out through one of those holes.

I wish my lease would allow pets (never mind that I seem to have killed a bunch of cats recently).

[JeffMo]

Granted, the following day, a jaguar your neighbor decided to buy eats your face while you sleep.



I wish I could simultaneously control the toolset and play through DA:O when it releases, with my mind.

[DespiertaLosNinos]

Granted, but when your computer crashes so does your brain



I wish I could spell better

[Marik333]

DespiertaLosNinos wrote...

Granted, but when your computer crashes so does your brain

I wish I could spell better

Granted, but only in pre-Coptic heiroglyphics (please tell me I'm not the only one to get the irony).

I wish that everybody would take individual responsibility for themselves and their lives.

Modifié par Marik333, 16 octobre 2009 - 03:05 .

[Shady314]

Granted, but governments collapse and society crumbles as people only look out for themselves.



I wish for world peace.

[DespiertaLosNinos]

Granted all of mankind is wiped out by a plague



I wish swine flu actually turned you into a swine

[Marik333]

Shady314 wrote...

Granted, but governments collapse and society crumbles as people only look out for themselves.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then the environment collapses, economy crumbles, and healthcare plummets because all attention has been spent on diffusing ANY potential hostilities (including little Jimmy threatening to cut Susie's hair in her sleep if she doesn't share the play-doh).

(It was either that, or a terrible play on words that would have peace=piece(s))

I wish for an entourage of burly men and attractive, intelligent women to follow me around and do various minion-y activities.

[Calibisto]

Granted. But then they meet me and all leave you.

A simple wish for today
I wish for a nice day

Modifié par Calibisto, 16 octobre 2009 - 06:30 .

[Mitch-]

Granted, but you become blind.

I wish for a cake

[Murder Knife]

Granted, it's an eggplant and mayonnaise cake.

I wish for a happy new year.

Modifié par Ekas, 16 octobre 2009 - 06:46 .

[AgentGeej]

Granted but its spent in a maximum security correctional facility

I wish I had a 6 foot cast iron Cthuthlu statue in the back garden

Modifié par AgentGeej, 16 octobre 2009 - 07:29 .

[Calibisto]

Granted, but Cthullu takes offence and steals your soul, leaving you an empty husk.



I wish you all a nice day

[AgentGeej]

Granted but every day after this one is poopy and we all know its your fault

I wish I could tell when people lie

Modifié par AgentGeej, 16 octobre 2009 - 07:31 .

[Mitch-]

Granted but when you use your power your clothes disenergrate.

I wish for a money tree

[Murder Knife]

Granted, but it only produces currency from the future. That tree will be really useful in another six hundred years.



I wish I had a nice little pug.

[Calibisto]

Granted, but it is so little you cannot even see it.



Wish it was weekend already

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but you have to work on the weekend.



I wish I had a bigger monitor for my PC.

[Mordaedil]

Granted, but the only supported resolution is 640x480.



I wish I had more time off from work.

[Superium]

Granted but you get fired.

I wish that TimeSplitters 4 would come out.

[Ciller]

Granted - it does and you become completly obsessed over it and die from malnourishment.





I wish I had a holodeck.

[SpankyV]

Granted but it only emits Rick Rolls.

I wish I could find my pants.