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[Skellimancer]

Blampied wrote...

Aw poop, this is not my day ='(

EDIT: again  Granting wish in a moement

lol

[IAGTTBleed]

Blampied wrote...

Aw poop, this is not my day ='(

EDIT: again  Granting wish in a moement

lol

[IAGTTBleed]

(Great minds think alike...)

[IAGTTBleed]

Blampied wrote...

Aw poop, this is not my day ='(

EDIT: again  Granting wish in a moement

Granted! Everyone decides to use newb more, but it became more of a curse word in the future and became censored in MMO's!

I wish that people would stop beating me to these wishes

Granted. You beat me to the next wish and I KILL YOU IN RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could think of a witty wish...

[Skellimancer]

IAGTTBleed wrote...

Blampied wrote...

Aw poop, this is not my day ='(

EDIT: again  Granting wish in a moement

Granted! Everyone decides to use newb more, but it became more of a curse word in the future and became censored in MMO's!

I wish that people would stop beating me to these wishes

Granted. You beat me to the next wish and I KILL YOU IN RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could think of a witty wish...

Granted. but now you have no actual wish to use it.

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

[MarloMarlo]

Granted. The moon is now made out of all the cheese on Earth.

I wish everyone followed AP Style on the Internet.

IAGTTBleed wrote...
MarloMarlo, you're taking this thread WAY too seriously. You just broke the chain 'cause you think everyone isn't doing it the way YOU would.

You didn't start the thread so what's your problem?

What's yours? Am I doing anything I shouldn't be?

Yes, explaining how some people aren't playing a game correctly is serious business, as are cats raining from the sky. And yes, I broke the chain, says the guy who didn't grant the sims3 wish, either. You know, there's a reason I didn't touch it -- I couldn't figure out how to corrupt it at the time. So I didn't, nor did I pretend to like a lot of people who can't figure out how to corrupt wishes often do here. Do you want to make the argument that that's not the proper alternative to playing the game incorrectly when you can't figure out how to corrupt a wish?

And it isn't just how I would personally play the game; it's how the game is, in fact, played. Corrupt-a-Wish is (obviously) played by corrupting wishes. If you pass Go and collect $200, you aren't playing Battleship. And you aren't suddenly playing Battleship by bailing your boot out of jail just because I started on page 46.

Modifié par MarloMarlo, 26 décembre 2009 - 02:00 .

[IAGTTBleed]

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Skellimancer wrote...

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

[Blampied]

Granted! You ask the help of a certain man and his dog to build you a space ship to go to the moon! However when you land, you find that the moon is getting close to the sun and begins to melt!



I wish that everyone in the off topic fourm is drunk!

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted! HELL YEAH!! You get arrested for encouraging under-age drinking...



I wish that my empty beer bottles would magically fill up with fresh beer (and not give me liver disease).

[Skellimancer]

IAGTTBleed wrote...

Granted! HELL YEAH!! You get arrested for encouraging under-age drinking...

I wish that my empty beer bottles would magically fill up with fresh beer (and not give me liver disease).

Granted. But they never stop filling causing a deluge.

I wish Bruce Lee was still alive.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. The old, fat Bruce Lee makes you wish he died young though.



I wish my wife liked to drink Scotch...

[andybuiadh]

Granted, but she's drunk all of your stash.



I wish I was Sir Duncan of Beard.

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted, but (deleted by MarloMarlo) and explodes!



I wish a PS2 turning into a PS3 via a liquid state and the moon being made of all the earth's cheese were actually wish corruptions...

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted, but you're so good at corrupting wishes that no-one makes wishes anymore...

EDIT: Why change your wish Capt. Obvious? I liked the original better....

I wish cat's could understand what I mean when I say OW! DON'T BITE!...

Modifié par IAGTTBleed, 26 décembre 2009 - 06:37 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You deleted it instead, when ya shoulda went ahead & shared it. (It's not like all of my wishes & corrupts have been of wizardly intellect.)

I wish for Google to succeed with it's upcoming OS so that they can stick it to Microsoft & remind Microsoft that it's not an invincible master god.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 26 décembre 2009 - 06:55 .

[IAGTTBleed]

Granted. The Google OS is so successful that Google buy out Microsoft and become the largest most influential corporation ever. With no competitors Google take over the world.

I wish drinking didn't turn me into a lame idiot...

EDIT: Typo...

Modifié par IAGTTBleed, 26 décembre 2009 - 08:17 .

[kuurankuiskaus]

IAGTTBleed wrote...

Granted. The Google OS is so successful that Google buy out Microsoft and become the largest most influential corporation ever. With no competitors Google take over the world.

I wish drinking didn't turn me into a lame idiot...

EDIT: Typo...

Granted, you will act very sophisticated when drunk. You will also become very certain that you are actually a rhubarb, though.

I wish Loghain would sleep more and get rid of the bags under his eyes. Those make him look evil.

[Blampied]

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Granted. If he ever decides to backstab someone(if ever), he'll have everyone fooled.

I wish TOR was out.

Granted! TOR came out earier than expected, but it had a serious amount of bugs and errors which made the game unplayable and TOR died out within a few months after it's release.

I wish the world was ruled by autistic people, muahahahaha! (Yes, I am one myself and I won't be offended by any jokes thrown so go ahead )

[Tyrax Lightning]

Blampied wrote...

Capt. Obvious wrote...

Granted. If he ever decides to backstab someone(if ever), he'll have everyone fooled.

I wish TOR was out.

Granted! TOR came out earier than expected, but it had a serious amount of bugs and errors which made the game unplayable and TOR died out within a few months after it's release.

I wish the world was ruled by autistic people, muahahahaha! (Yes, I am one myself and I won't be offended by any jokes thrown so go ahead )

Granted, but the power that gives your people rulership of the world also turns EVERYONE in the entire world autistic so everyone is a ruler & noone is a subject. Life without people to boss around is gonna get awfully boring...

I wish Keyboards could be custom-made to have the dimentions, button layout, & special features you want, & nothing more so you're not wasting money on features you hate or would never use,  it was customizable to choose PS/2 or USB connection, have the keyboard be a reasonable, fair price, have free shipping & handling, free insurance against factory defects & shipping mishandling, & finally, be guaranteed to last at least 5 years with no letter or number fading.

(Sorry for the delay in response, it took awhile to think of a corrupt. )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 28 décembre 2009 - 01:05 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, people irrisistibly try to transfer money to your bank account, but don't wanna send their real cash, so they send ya lotsa Monopoly money instead!

I wish my new Roquefort Cheese Keyboards are cool/funny enough to sell & make a fortune off of.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 28 décembre 2009 - 02:30 .