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[mrofni]

Granted. It is now 'Capt. Oblivious'



I wish I had no allergies.

[MarloMarlo]

Granted. Whenever someone says "no" near you, you start sneezing.

I wish that DRM could stop piracy without annoying paying customers.

Capt. Obvious wrote...
I wish MarloMario would calm down.

Me? I'm not the one using all caps or being irrational. I'm pretty sure I haven't even flat out insulted anyone. And if I did, they almost certainly can't complain about it. That's more than can be said about some people here.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it costs an arm & a leg now, so it causes games with it to cost a heck of a lot more than before. But at least it's no longer invasive.



I wish to know what happens when ya mix Bananas & Ginger Ale, for i've never heard of that before. (Only Diet Coke & Mentos, via Mythbusters.)

[MegaTofu]

Granted. Mythbusters try it out and the reaction is a nuclear explosion more powerful than anything else seen before. The solar system as we know it is no more.



I wish I had another bowl of soup, cause I'm still hungry.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. While you're cooking it on the stove, a mouse falls in. Enjoy your soup.

I wish I was back home already.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 30 décembre 2009 - 04:39 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you're back home but an invisible magic force field prevents you from entering the house so ya have to spend your entire visit in a tent in the yard.



I wish I had wizardly intellect.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but now you spend so much time on it, you loose your wife, job, home, children, all your money, go to jail for avoiding taxes and are raped by Butch, your new cell mate.



I wish I had a waffle.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted. But every time you hear "that" you are also mugged for everything on your person, clothes and all. By the nickel.



I wish I could have stayed at the Cousland castle and killed everything with Duncan and my Mabari (

[SoopaMan]

Granted. Unfortunately, dragons are feared and you are soon hunted and exterminated.



I wish I had my own personal library.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but scavengers come and kill you, gut you open, remove your organs, then burn the books for extra heat.



I wish that this wish were uncorruptable.

[Amberyl Ravenclaw]

Granted. But then it's ruined by you wasting your chance by accidentally making a stupid or trivial wish, like asking for clean socks or something.



I wish I could warp travel to different locations in the world. Like the movie 'Jumpers'. That has to be an awful lot of airfare costs saved.

Modifié par Amberyl Ravenclaw, 30 décembre 2009 - 10:32 .

[Botherbug]

Granted, but then you don't have the fun of a body cavity search by a minimun wage worker at an airport security booth...





I wish I wasn't working right now and wasting time on the internet

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, and I will even allow your work place to burn down. But, in return for my kindness, Russians invade and steal all of your snacks.



I wish for world peace. CORRUPT AWAY! HOOOORAAAY!

[Randomactss]

Granted but you are the only one left alive.



I wish for water with bacon in it.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted. Oh, kind of. The cook messed up, you got bacon with water in it.



I wish for a corrupted wish.

[MegaTofu]

Granted, but the bacon isn't fried and you get salmonella poisoning from drinking it.



I wish I had three more wishes!

[Randomactss]

Granted but the person granting them got killed.



I wish I was imune to corrupted wishes and have unlimted wishes.

Modifié par Randomactss, 30 décembre 2009 - 11:38 .

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted. But the person that grants wishes was sick, and a new intern was brought in. He instead granted YOU the wish of "I want more fine china," which he corrupted by sending it all broken. And you are sued for trying to claim it arrived broken, and wasn't. Ha ha.

I wish I had a waffle. With boisonberry syrupz!  (Forgot how to spell boisonberry. Someone want to correct me?)

Modifié par Ezio Senri De Pachi, 30 décembre 2009 - 11:47 .

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

No idea...I been craving waffles today. :

Granted. But you get into an accident and lose your car.



I wish that I had not wasted this wish on wishing for wishing for a better wish.