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[kuurankuiskaus]

Granted. You'll get super wrinkly in time and, in case you happen to be run over by an elephant, for example, you'll stay squished forever.



I wish I could draw better.

[andybuiadh]

(Firstly, going by your DeviantArt, you can draw very well!)



Granted! But you cannot find any drawing equipment. Anywhere. Seriously. It's all gone. No shops have any, so you start using your blood to paint with. You pass out and die after attempting a large floor art piece.



I wish I could fly by flapping my arms really hard. (I actually thought I could if I tried hard enough when I was younger)

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but you get tired over the sea, fall, and drown.



Two wishes for you to corrupt!



I wish for a corrupted wish (Try to beat Tyrax's corruption, if ya can) AND to die. Now, if you corrupt the death wish, I live. So I win If you corrupt the corrupt wish, it is a good wish, and I can use it for awesome epic lootz or waffles or something. So I wins. :: I found a way to beat this game!!!

[AsheraII]

Wish granted: you die and thus are unable to enjoy your epic lootz and waffles.



I wish I didn't have to go down two stairs to get a beer

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Two flights, or two measly steps? Anyhow, you now have to go down ten stories to get a beer. And it is warm. HAHA.



I wish I had some Ice water, at the very least...

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted! You get enough Ice Water to fill a thimble!

I wish I can control Electricity & Magnetism with masterful skill & discipline without stopping being Human.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 02 janvier 2010 - 12:53 .

[JRCHOharry]

Granted, however your life will be depicted by Hollywood and the "talented" director Michael Bay... you will then watch the film with such dissatisfaction you start drinking heavily, get involved in sex scandals with Japanese lady-boys, which will all end in your failed suicide of putting a toaster in your bath... which can't kill you, because you are immune to electricity, not to mention that wherever you go pigeons will fly into you because of the magnetism you emit they will poo on you and peck at your face... and I will laugh.



I wish i had a cheese toastie right now.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

YES, water! And, granted. Everywhere you go, everything fails. Anvils are directed towards you, as well as missiles, nukes and such. You crash all computers, security stations and such. You are killed to prevent all that. They bury you in some remote place away from everything.



I wish I had was elven prostitutes, pretty ones. Fully female, too.

[Skellimancer]

Granted. she has aids.

I wish i could turn anything to gold using a command word and pointing.

Modifié par Skellimancer, 02 janvier 2010 - 01:28 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

AsheraII wrote...

Wish granted: you die and thus are unable to enjoy your epic lootz and waffles.

I wish I didn't have to go down two stairs to get a beer

That won't cut it. You granted her wish to die >uncorrupted< with your corrupt attempt in it's current format.

This is a multi-sided boss, a single angle of attack won't cut it. Try again.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Skellimancer wrote...

Granted. she has aids.

I wish i could turn anything to gold using a command word and pointing.

Granted, you can now turn anything into FOOLS gold by using a command word & pointing!  (For anyone wondering, there seriously is such a substance as Fools Gold, no fooling!  Google it if ya don't believe me!)

I wish every single Alcohol, Cigarrete, Cigar, & Illegal drug maker in the world is eaten by Deep Stalkers.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Skellimancer wrote...

Granted. she has aids.

I wish i could turn anything to gold using a command word and pointing.

I asked for more than one. it was plural. Can't I do it with the non-aids-infested one?!

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but with all those substances gone, the world economy fails and we go into a dark age.



I wish for a biscuit. Injected with gold, perhaps. That would be tasty. Covered in Dragon blood, an Arch Demon if possible.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

Granted, but you get tired over the sea, fall, and drown.

Two wishes for you to corrupt!

I wish for a corrupted wish (Try to beat Tyrax's corruption, if ya can) AND to die. Now, if you corrupt the death wish, I live. So I win If you corrupt the corrupt wish, it is a good wish, and I can use it for awesome epic lootz or waffles or something. So I wins. :: I found a way to beat this game!!!

Granted.

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

I wish for a biscuit. Injected with gold, perhaps. That would be tasty. Covered in Dragon blood, an Arch Demon if possible.

Granted. Your biscuit is prepared to your specifications, but is made the size of a pea. <----- Corrupted wish. Stand by for it's corrupt below.
 
Wish to die now Granted. You eat the biscuit despite it's tiny size & die because it's too toxic.

Now i'm gonna corrupt both wishes at the same time!   <Corrupt> Your biscuit was imbued with evil magic born from the arcane ingredients & after your death from the biscuit poison, the evil magic resurrects you as a Skeleton Mage, with no capacity to eat or ability to taste, but with the capacity to remember what it tasted like before it got you killed, & it was YUMMY! Yet you'll never again be able to savor that delectable taste ever again... You regret ever eating that pea-sized special biscuit forever. </Corrupt>

(Ezio, ya gonna have to examine if I succeeded or not, because my head feels like a pretzel now.  Did I pull it off?)

I wish to know if Ezio is trying to scramble our brains.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 02 janvier 2010 - 02:32 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

VanguardOfDestruction wrote...

Granted. But first you poop it out and since gold is a solid its painful...very painful. Then you die from the blood from the Arch Demon.

I wish Mass Effect 2 was out now.

That won't cut it. That granted her wish to die >uncorrupted<.

With that said, i'll grant your wish: Mass Effect 2 comes out for the price of $1,000,000,000.99.

[Tyrax Lightning]

VanguardOfDestruction wrote...

Seriously, Tyrax...?!?!?!

Yep, seriously.  My head hurts, but I wanna succeed at that corrupt. It'll be a GLORIOUS victory if I pull it off!

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Lol, Tyrax, you are a god...You made my wish go bad, but I think, only because I wished for two things! You made the wish for a corrupted wish be good, only way to corrupt it, of course, but then you screwed me over with the wish to die...You played them against eachother and won. Good game!

Edite: Come to think of it though, would making the biscuit be small as a pea qualify as corrupting my corrupted wish to corruption? I am just wondering what you think. Still, you won. Lol.

Modifié par Ezio Senri De Pachi, 02 janvier 2010 - 02:49 .

[mrofni]

Hmm... No wish to corrupt. The lack of a wish is corrupted by the granting of an unknown wish! You are now an Oscar Meyer wiener! That included all parties who posted and did not make a wish before the last wish was granted. Tyrax Lightning, Ezio Senri De Pachi, and VanguardofDestruction.

I wish for a time machine that takes me back in time 1 minute but takes 2 minutes to use each time.

Modifié par mrofni, 02 janvier 2010 - 03:14 .

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted. In order to corrupt it, I will make it put you forward two minutes in time, without you knowing, and take four to reach. Minutes? I meant years. Two years ahead.

I wish for school to not start again on monday...Please.

Modifié par Ezio Senri De Pachi, 02 janvier 2010 - 03:17 .

[mrofni]

Another non-wish! Granted! You now have a pony! (Granted. You got kicked out for bad grades.)

I wish he won't edit his post to make my wish granting thing look stupid. (Damn it! He did!)

I wish I didn't look so stupid right now.

Modifié par mrofni, 02 janvier 2010 - 03:21 .

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. You look slightly less stupid but the difference is indiscernible by the naked eye.



I wish I owned a car.