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[A Platypus123]

Granted, you no longer have a headache, because the kid who earlier asked for a nuke now got a targeting system and blew up half the country. . you dont have a headache cause your dead.



I wish Bioware's customer support didnt suck

[A Platypus123]

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Modifié par A Platypus123, 02 janvier 2010 - 05:03 .

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. They are so customer supporty that they overdo it and the end result of any future game is everything you've ever dreamed of. And by obtaining the unobtainable, all appeal of anything disappears. 

I wish for some stimulating conversation.

Modifié par ThessalyCousaland, 02 janvier 2010 - 05:13 .

[A Platypus123]

Granted, its actually so stimulation your head explodes, tell me thats not stimulating



I wish the moderator i have been messaging would reply to me

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. He replies to you negatively.

And yeah, that's super duper stimulating:sick:. I would thank you but my mouth got blown to bits with the rest of my head. 

I wish I knew of a good movie to watch.

Modifié par ThessalyCousaland, 02 janvier 2010 - 05:18 .

[A Platypus123]

Granted, The Hangover. Unfortunetly you dont have a copy



I wish he would reply, but not negatively.

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. He replies positively but in every language you don't understand.



I wish that I hadn't loaned out my copy of The Hangover because it is brand new, and I like the idea.

[A Platypus123]

Granted, but when you put it in to watch it your DVD player (or whatever device you are using) explodes



I wish 3 out of 4 of my last Granteds didnt include something exploding. . cause they did

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. You're now the smartest person on earth and are able to come up with infinite amounts of non-explosive granteds but because of your unparalleled genius, you feel completely isolated from humanity and become a reclusive(technophobic) hermit and never use the computer to post on this thread again. 

I wish I was in London.

Modifié par ThessalyCousaland, 02 janvier 2010 - 05:26 .

[A Platypus123]

Granted, then London explodes



I wish I had a wish to wish

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. You realize the merit of wishing for a blanket. But you also realize I'm only going to make it composed of something gross.



I wish you wouldn't explode all my wishes.

[A Platypus123]

 Granted. Then the whole world implodes!

I wish that moderator woulndt be such a rude gus!

[zeldabrown]

granted...instead ur wish is imploded.



I wish a certain girl loved me(even though im a girl in video games...im a boy in real life).

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. He isn't rude, he's just passive aggressive and incompetent.



I wish you would join my secret evil organization.

[A Platypus123]

Granted she walks up to you tomorrow and tells you she loves you, then she tell you she was crossing her finger. hahhaha also i was a boy in real life once. . and i still am! ha!



I still wish he wouldnt be a rude gus!

[ThessalyCousaland]

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[A Platypus123]

Granted, but then i realize that i dont know how



I wish i could actually warm myself off hat other post

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted but you explode.



I wish I had some Oreos

[A Platypus123]

Granted, but you hate chocolate



I wish it was earlier!

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. Its 10,000 BC, the incredibly inaccurate movie version and you're eaten by a sabertooth.



I wish skirts were in season.

[A Platypus123]

Granted, except its winter and you would freeze to death!!!!!!!!!!! are you insane?!?!?!?!!?



I wish all the moderators didnt ignore me!

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. They are just all off duty, and will remain so until you give up. Doodie.



Its not that cold in California



I wish I had some arizona green teaaaaa yum

[A Platypus123]

Granted. then it explodes



oh well California isnt bad . .whats the tempature in California??!?!



I wish it was as warm as it was in california

[ThessalyCousaland]

Granted. Its not as warm as it is in California(where you are). Its a lovely, comfortable 55-66 nights, and 65-75 days, during the past week or so. Before you ask, yes I'm a meteorologist.



I wish earth's atmosphere dissipated removing all oxygen from the planet, therefore making everything un-explode-able.

[A Platypus123]

Granted, then we all died



I wish it was 55-66 degrees right now! its16 degrees outside right now!!!!!!!!!!!!