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[Marik333]

SpankyV wrote...

Granted but it only emits Rick Rolls.

I wish I could find my pants.

Granted, but so does the husband of the woman whom you "forgot" them with.

I wish that mosquitos were repelled by me.

[Ciller]

Granted but you atract every other type of biting insect.

I wish I could make money by chatting on this website.

Modifié par Ciller, 16 octobre 2009 - 03:30 .

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it gets stolen.



I wish I could speak and understand every language there is.

[Superium]

Granted except everyone else gets killed when Chuck Norris sneezes.

I wish that I had a deep fried Twinkie.

[Ciller]

Granted - you are Oprah.



I wish I could be a ninja!

[Lucy Glitter]

Granted, but you are the village idiot of Ninjas.

I wish I could have a everlasting, tasty, succulent, hot, fragrant, beautiful giant feast infront of me right now.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted - but it really is a giant, who keeps on complaining about you eating him.



I wish for a new computer mouse.

[04WigmoreB]

Granted - But it's 3 times the size of your hand.



I wish for a computer capable of Playing Dragon Age: Origins.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it's really "a computer capable of Playing Dragon Age: Origins" - so you won't get to play it because your computer won't stop playing.



I wish for a talking dog.

[Arkosis_2009]

Granted, but he has Gilbert Godfrey's voice.

I wish for a granola bar.

Modifié par Arkosis_2009, 16 octobre 2009 - 05:07 .

[RefipBelak]

Granted, but it's served to you in pickle juice.



I wish I had a ham & cheese sandwich.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it falls on the floor - which is very dirty.



I wish I could read other beings' minds at will.

[RefipBelak]

Granted, but its at their will not yours.



I wish Toy Story 3 came out today.

[RamblinWrec]

Granted, but they messed up and your theater only has audio tracks in Japanese.



I wish I had a toilet made out of solid gold

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it isn't connected to the water supply, therefore, everything stays in...



I wish I saw a great movie at the cinema right now.

[RefipBelak]

Granted, but you forgot what happened in it.



I wish I had Duct Tape.

[n2nw]

RefipBelak wrote...

Granted, but you forgot what happened in it.

I wish I had Duct Tape.

Granted, but it's wrapped around your face.

I wish it were 5:00.

[kraidy1117]

Granted, but the world ends



I wish I could be a king.

[Antiuna]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Granted, but the world ends

I wish I could be a king.

Granted, you are the king of the refuse pile.


I wish I could lick my elbow.

[kraidy1117]

Granted, but your elbow had a disease and you get deathly ill



I wish I could do a handstand.....

[n2nw]

Antiuna wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Granted, but the world ends

I wish I could be a king.

Granted, you are the king of the refuse pile.


I wish I could lick my elbow.

Granted, but now the world wants to date you.

I wish for a good glass of wine.

EDIT:
Too late for me!  Okay mister.  You do your headstand, but the world is upside down. 

NOW can I have my wine?

Modifié par n2nw, 16 octobre 2009 - 08:44 .

[Antiuna]

Granted! But there is no cheese in sight,



I wish Gandolf was my grandpa.

[RamblinWrec]

Granted, but his wife was human and your parents are both human. He's in the undying lands and your stuck in middle earth



I wish I wasn't stuffed up

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but to do so, you'll have to vomit for two hours, constantly.



I wish I could see in the dark like in daytime.