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[OPlatypusPrime]

Granted. your bigger TV is now so big you cant see the whole thing at once, rendering it useless.



I wish I hadnt made that last wish! i changed my mind! im full!

[Elhanan]

Granted! However, it is retroactive, so no more wishes for you.



I wish I could understand women. (OK; this one will make me billions!)

[MegaTofu]

Granted, because now you are one.



I wish I had some eggs and bacon.

[Elhanan]

Granted! You are morphed into your avatar, and a pig just sat on you.

I wish I could travel freely in time without malevalant effect.

Modifié par Elhanan, 03 janvier 2010 - 12:20 .

[Botherbug]

Granted, but you can only travel to Monday Mornings. Gotta start the work week eternally!



I wish Walmart Greeters were all Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

[xxr]

Granted. The Cowboys fire all of their cheerleaders and recruit all new ones from Walmart entrances. The cheerleaders are now a bunch of dirty old men.



I wish my cat would stop meowing at me right now.

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but now she's in heat and is continuously doing that howling screech that cats do.



I wish I had a plate of some home made Biscuits and Gravy.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Too bad that home is 400 miles away!



I wish that I had a digital TV.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted. But it gets stolen the next day.



I wish I had more mini ravioli to eat...

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but there so "mini" that you eat the entire can in one spoonful.





I wish I won the lottery jackpot.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but it is only a dollar!



I wish the food was done. Another hour..PFFT.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted. But as I do not know what X-Factor is (I am an idiot, I assume?) I will just say there is now a Z FACTOR!



I wish the Dwarf Noble Origin was different...I liked my status. I hate him forever, now...But an Aeducan must always hold the throne! Also, mad that I lost my nobble dagger AND that proving helm. And the dwarf noble armor was BA, as well.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Fandango9641 wrote...

Granted, but you belong to the toilet cleaner cast and your noble dagger looks suspiciously like a bog-brush!!!

I wish I didn’t have to go to work tomorrow.

PS: You're not an idiot, just very lucky.

Granted. Your workplace burns down, so now ya have no way to make any money. Better hit those classified ads...

I wish I got a free copy of Windows 7 Home Premium that is not pirated, illegal, or illigetimate, & had a functional CD Key that is also not pirated, illegal, illigetimate, & can be easily read.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 04 janvier 2010 - 05:32 .

[mrofni]

Granted. Unfortunately Windows 7 is buggy with your old hardware, making it just as bad as XP or Vista. Whichever is worse for you.



I wish I was sleepy.

[OneSkipFromEden]

Granted, but now you're in a coma =[



I wish I had more tea.. I'M OUT OF TEA!!!

[Sa Seba]

I have more than enough tea here, you can have some of mine. What flavour, btw?



I wish I had the desire to sleep. I am wide awake but have to leave for work in about 4 hours.

[OneSkipFromEden]

Granted, but you over-sleep and your boss is in a VERy bad mood, you're FIRED.



I wish there was a higher difficulty for DA:O than Nightmare.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Your monitor goes to black screen when playing battles!



I wish I had superpowers.

[kuurankuiskaus]

Granted. Your body is too weak to use the superpowers though.



I wish it would stop snowing.

[OneSkipFromEden]

Granted, instead snow just appears.



I wish it was summer [haha!]

[OPlatypusPrime]

Granted, except your in Antiartica's summer



I wish i had a shiney penny!

[Elhanan]

Granted! All your other funds now directly come to my account...

Granted! Too bad her husband catches you, and now you are being served as BBQ.

I wish that I could safely metabolize any food without gaining weight.

Modifié par Elhanan, 04 janvier 2010 - 03:07 .

[Botherbug]

Granted, but the only food it works with is asparagas and broccoli, giving you so much gas no one is interested in the "more slender you"!



I wish I had a magic piggy bank that was always full.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Here's your piggy bank always full of plastic play money coins.
I wish Mass Effect 2 turns out to be worse as a game than Mass Effect 1. (Your welcome Mass Effect 2! )