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[crystalgolem420]

Granted but the 2nd wish cancels out the first...



i wish i could get a job with Bioware

[Fragtallity]

Granted, but then a giant mutant elephant sneezes on you.



I wish I could not taste the difference between crap and chocolate.

[OMG prt-scr]

Granted but the chocolate tastes like feces.

I wish i knew another wish.

Modifié par OMG prt-scr, 05 janvier 2010 - 02:36 .

[Fragtallity]

Granted, but when you rub the bottle, your hands breaks and you die.



I wish I could open this sauce bottle

[crystalgolem420]

granted but its the sauce of a thousand zits...



i wish that my last wish would not get corrupted

[OMG prt-scr]

LOL, Granted but this wish get's corrupted.



I wish i was not so obsessed with Hannah Montana

[Fragtallity]

Granted, but then you get obsessed with gay pr0n instead.



I wish I didnt eat that dead horse yesterday.

[crystalgolem420]

granted but the dead horse eats you...



i wish FFXIII was out now (in USA)

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it's out of stock in the USA, but at least it's out.



I wish the poster after me makes a fish wish!

[OPlatypusPrime]

Granted, but its about sword fish



I wish I had a pet sword fish named Swordsy

[Fragtallity]

Granted, but then he signs the papers without you knowning to change his name to Freddo Frog.



I wish I had a piece of ice that never melted.

[Solatika]

Granted, but you are locked eternally IN that piece of ice.



I wish my laundry would do itself.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But they soiled themselves again in their animated celebration of life!



I wish all people would actually listen to me.

[Fragtallity]

Granted, but youll be singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" over and over again.



I wish I had a wish that was not corruptable by any means at all.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Too bad that was it.... LOL



I wish that I had super-speed.

[Fragtallity]

Granted, but then you run into a tree and because your running so fast, you kill yourself.



I wish I could has a pet rock.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But it leaves as you took it for granite....



I wish I had all the powahz of Superman.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but everyone will mistake you for a pigeon and try to shoot you down with live ammo.



I wish I had a ten kilo pan of lasagne.

[Botherbug]

Granted, but since I don't understand metric I thought you wanted "kiloGRAM" so I made the whole thing out of GRAM crackers.



I wish I could relive yesterday.

[Beerfish]

Granted! But you didn't specify whose yesterday. You are morphed into a bee that hits a car windshield.



I wish I had another 3 weeks of holidays rather than just 1.

[kuurankuiskaus]

Granted, but you won't have any holidays next year.



I wish that the old companion in the expansion can be chosen by the player, or will be Alistair by default.

[CaptainProphesy]

*DOH* too slow :happy:

Granted... but the choices are between the two new classes of a small fairy and sickly old warrior (yeah I know that was lame) 


I wish I was back in fighting shape.

Modifié par CaptainProphesy, 05 janvier 2010 - 04:20 .

[boomgosthedino]

Granted but you got beat down by monkey.



I wish I did not have to baby sit anymore

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but in the future you will never be able to find anyone to babysit your children.



I wish I could remember where I put my spare crossbow string.