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[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... however you can only play Bejeweled and Majuong





I wish I could survive with no sleep.

[Dark Lilith]

Granted but then its always night time





I wish I won a lot of money!

[bas020]

granted, modern economy crashes AGAIN, and your money is worth nothing





I wish people would buy my art before i'm dead

[Botherbug]

Granted, but as you sell your first piece you choke on your own excitement and slowly slip into the Fade.



I wish I hadn't just been so mean to bas020.

[Elhanan]

Granted! He still chokes, but you are there to meet him in the Fade....



I wish Bioware and EA purchase the total rights for D&D to save the franchise.

[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted but they buy wizards of the coast as well and keep them in charge of it.



I wish Che Guevara was alive.

[MegaTofu]

Granted and he now starts a revolution... In your garden! And it's loud...!



I wish I had a muffin. With chocolate.

[Fragtallity]

Granted. but its posioned.



I wish I have a pet monkey.

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but he goes monkey crazy on you... mauling and tearing your face and crotch!


I wish I had some Som Tum (yeah figure out what that is )

[Dark Lilith]

grants your green papaya salad but its out of season



I wish i had some manigarilyo igat at bigas

[OMG prt-scr]

Granted, but you soon forget what it is.

I wish I had some nacho's. (Good luck on that one....)

Modifié par OMG prt-scr, 07 janvier 2010 - 02:34 .

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but they turn out to be someone elses and not chos







I wish I owned a ferrari

[Fragtallity]

Granted, but then an elephant walks over it and destroys it.



I wish it was snowing.

[Dark Lilith]

granted but its 80 below zero also







wish I had a twin sister

[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted but she is into incest and constantly molests you.

I wish I passed all my courses in college.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, ya passed... right by your courses & walked away from them & ended up flipping burgers.

I wish telling good choices of puder parts apart from the bad ones wasn't so FREAKING hard!

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 07 janvier 2010 - 05:20 .

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but even though you can tell them apart, you are constantly compelled to choose the bad ones.





I wish I could speak Thai better

[Elhanan]

Granted! But now, the word Thai is all you can say!



I wish I could eat at any restaurant of choice for free.

[MegaTofu]

Granted, but all restaurants in the world are shut down due to poor hygiene.



I wish water contained all the nutrition I need.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but you will develop an allergy to it.



I wish I had a new blade.

[Inhuman one]

granted, the shopkeeper throws it at you but you don't manage to catch it and its thrown right through your heart.



Your family must buy the sword still since you made it dirty.



I wish to become irresistable to all attractive women of legal age.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but you'll find that you're no longer attracted to women.



I wish that post offices would never close.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Too bad they are all vacant.



I wish that I will get a full refund on my Christmas computer.

[rayvioletta]

granted but you're mugged, the mugger takes your money, throws your wallet on the floor and then trips over your wallet. he then sucessfully sues you for leaving your wallet in unsafe place



I wish I was unhappy (ha, try corrupting THAT one)