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[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but if you want to eat more of them you'll have to, ahem, "expel" them from your stomach first.



I wish for a new kettle.

[Dark Lilith]

granted but it a fine kettle of fish and you hate fish








I wish I were taller

[Godak]

Granted, but you must get your legs amputated.



I wish that I will stay healthy until the end of my days.

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but tomorrows it!







I wish people would talk less!

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but the entire world population becomes mute.









I wish I had a new puppy

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but it has 3 legs, blind in one eye, missing an ear, broken tail... and yes he's named lucky!







I wish I could travel to Thailand to train

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but the island is deserted












I wish there was world peace

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but it only lasts a moment until people remember that they are human beings!





I wish I could breath under water.

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but your arms an dlegs become fins and a tail and your caught in a trawlers net for cat food












I wish for a piggy back ride by a good looking guy

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but he falls head first into a lamp post dropping you as well (yeah that was lame)







I wish I could travel all around the world

[Dark Lilith]

come to my place......











I wish for a real relationship

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but he's a Mormon and has 7 other wives!





I wish I could publish a poetry book

[Godak]

@ Lilith Granted, but you both come down with an incurable case of the cancer.

Granted, but no copies are ever made, and no one ever reads it. The publishing company sends you a letter explaining that it was all just one big mistake.

I want to live a life where everyone loves each other, I'm in perfect physical and mental health, all my limbs are intact, everyone functions on a normal human level (no mental illness, etc.), all videogames work on all consoles, all videogames are amazing, free, and fun, and where there is no poverty or war.

Also, mine is bigger than yours.

Modifié par Godak, 07 janvier 2010 - 07:34 .

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but its full of my poems not yours











I wish i could publish my amazon story,part one

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but there are so many misspelled words and mistakes, rendering it unreadable





I wish there were more hours in the day

[Dark Lilith]

granted but the world is plunged into eternal night









I wish for fun,relaxation and bliss all at once

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but you die of shock!







I wish I could whatever I wanted and not gain weight

[Dark Lilith]

theres a great one liner I'm thinking of,but ummm I don't think so!

granted but breathing makes you gain weight instead










I wish I had two heads

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but your now a guy!





I wish I could be in two places at once

[Dark Lilith]

CaptainProphesy wrote...

Granted... but your now a guy!


I wish I could be in two places at once

no way.....


granted, but she's uncooperative





I wish money was blue

[Godak]

Granted, but you're allergic to blue, and you die a slow, painful death.

I wish my internal organs were prettier.

Modifié par Godak, 07 janvier 2010 - 08:37 .

[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted they glitter now. Except you develop a glitter posion in your blood and it kills you.

I wish Iron Man was real.

[Gobmat]

Granted, but your choices are "Mister Floppy" or "Scuzzlebutt"



I wish I knew karate.