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[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted but someone with a serious martial art like Judo, BJJ, Muai Thai or Wrestling annihilates you. (oops someone beat me to the reply but this still stands)

I wish Morrigan would love me:P

Modifié par 0LunarEclipse0, 07 janvier 2010 - 09:33 .

[Dark Lilith]

granted but she turns out to be a she male













I wish someone would take me to the bahama's

[Botherbug]

Granted, but it's during hurricane season and you're swept off the island landing on a beach with some imbecile named Gilligan.



I wish I had more important things to do.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Say toodles to your gaming life....



I wish I had mutant powers.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but your mutation will also reduce your lifespan from years to minutes.



I wish that I could find a dentist who isn't a sadist.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But they fill all cavities with chocolate and creamy nuggat.



I wish I had perfect health.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but you'll be run over by a bus tomorrow.



I wish I had a case of Cuban cigars.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Your presense increases the temp by an entire degree!



I wish I had mental control of the weather.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but you can only control one snow flake at a time, and it drains you so much you must sleep for two days.



I wish school got canceled. It is delayed by 2 hours atm. GO AWAY SNOW PLOWS, WHY ISN'T IT SNOWING OMG

[Elhanan]

Granted! Now all make-up days are on Sat.



I wish to receive a billion dollar tax free bonus on my next paycheck.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but it is not accessible by you, only $1,000 to each of your children, and their children, and their children's children and so on.

I wish I didn't have a headache...

Modifié par Ezio Senri De Pachi, 08 janvier 2010 - 08:52 .

[Elhanan]

Granted! You now are having a stomach ache, but the wires are crossed.



I wish I knew all things Tech.

[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted you suddenly develop biotic powers. Unable to control them you slaughter and rape your family.



I wish the Wii had games.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. They've been sitting on store shelves for ages, but they're useless to ya because ya haven't yet gotten any of them.

I wish i'm not running out of ideas for wishes. (Ezio, ya mighta broke my brain. Thanks. )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 09 janvier 2010 - 12:05 .

[Botherbug]

Granted,but all you can think of now is wishes for other people.





I wish I was young enough to want to go out on Friday nights again.

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but friday is now removed from the calendar to shorten the year








I wish I knew how to scuba dive

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but you get the bends coming up.





I wish new music was as good a the old classics.

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but you lose your hearing










I wish for more than one guy or woman

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but you have to become a Mormon





I wish there was less stupidity in the world

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but the population all leaves the planet leaving you behind











I wish I were a bit taller

[CaptainProphesy]

LOL... not sure of that would be such a bad thing





Granted... but it's only by 1/16"





I wish George Harrison was still alive

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, he's back as a Zerg Zergling. (Of Starcraft 1.)
I wish for this wish to be corrupted, & for this wish to not be granted. (Here's my next try at bein Ezio sneaky! )

[OPlatypusPrime]

Granted, I granted your wish by not granting the part about not granting it (you never clarified what part you didn't want granted). . .  .and that is how I corrupted it.

I wish I wasn't so thirsty!

Modifié par OPlatypusPrime, 09 janvier 2010 - 05:22 .