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[OPlatypusPrime]

yaaa. .. I think that last one made sense

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but now your ravenous instead.





I wish that there was more on TV with the fact that I now have a billion channels

[Elhanan]

Granted! Your remote vanishes, and you have to now use your finger on the console buttons!



I wish I had a functional HDTV.

[Jae Onasi]

Granted, but your speakers no longer work.

Wish my turkey would bake faster!

Edit: @ Elhanan below--  ROFL!

Modifié par Jae Onasi, 09 janvier 2010 - 05:33 .

[Elhanan]

Granted! It is also now less filling by 90%.



I wish I had a pass that allowed me to collect free food from any restaurant chosen.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it's a counterfeit & you're promptly busted for con artistry. You get convicted.

I wish my new puder is finally built, fully drivered, & fully functional right now.

OPlatypusPrime wrote...

Granted, I granted your wish by not granting the part about not granting it (you never clarified what part you didn't want granted). . .  .and that is how I corrupted it.

That looks like a successful corrupt to me! Sweet work!

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 09 janvier 2010 - 05:35 .

[Elhanan]

Granted! But the genie also thought you said 'putter', so have fun at the Putt-Putt.



I wish there was an amusement park near here.

[sgs1999]

Granted. However when you finally get there you find it closed "for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park!"



I wish I was taller.

[0LunarEclipse0]

Granted you grow by half an inch.



I wish for Five girlfriends did not find out about each other. (just kidding honey)

[Dark Lilith]

granted but the 6th one did and castrated you













I wish for one boyfriend and one girlfriend at the same time that know about the each other and are not jealous or planning something against me or each other.

[uberman409]

Granted, but you're convicted of illegal experiments into chemical mind control and end up executed via the electric chair.



I wish that my highschool applications would write themselves.

[mrofni]

Granted. Unfortunately they're in gibberish.

I wish to eat.

Modifié par mrofni, 09 janvier 2010 - 10:14 .

[Dark Lilith]

but now you are blind

[Sa Seba]

I wish Dark Lilith had wished for something

[Dark Lilith]

sorry












I wish for a cognac!

[OPlatypusPrime]

Granted, but it makes your head explode when you drink it.

I wish it was warmer

Modifié par OPlatypusPrime, 10 janvier 2010 - 02:31 .

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but I don't know what it is














why do I love so many people?

[OPlatypusPrime]

Granted, because you didnt make a wish



I wish I was warmer

[Godak]

Granted. I'll fly you into the sun. Enjoy!



I wish I had less leg hair.

[Dark Lilith]

granted,but now your back is like a gorilla's












I wish for true love!

[Keithhy]

Granted, you're in love with a hag.

I wish I to be at the beach right now.

Modifié par Keithhy, 10 janvier 2010 - 02:50 .

[Godak]

Granted. Meet Wolfy the Snail.



I wish I was Wolverine.

[mrofni]

Granted. Unfortunately, Magneto finally decided to kill you.



I wish I would stop surfing these forums and just play a damn game.

[Godak]

Granted. Have fun playing ET.

I wish I was less of an a**hole.

Modifié par Godak, 10 janvier 2010 - 02:53 .