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[Arkosis_2009]

Granted, but people won't stop referring to you as "Antinua the Somewhat Less Grey".

I wish it would rain.

EDIT: Crumbs, too slow!

Gnu, your wish has been granted but the horrible things you see in the nighttime scar you right down to your boots.

And I still wish it would rain.


Best. Thread. Ever.

Modifié par Arkosis_2009, 16 octobre 2009 - 09:16 .

[RamblinWrec]

Granted but your in Vietnam during a monsoon



I wish the Cubs would win the 2010 world series

[Antiuna]

RamblinWrec wrote...

Granted but your in Vietnam during a monsoon

I wish the Cubs would win the 2010 world series

Granted! But only because every player on every other team in THE WHOLE WORLD came down with serious cases of H1N1.


I wish someone would give me a hug.

[RamblinWrec]

[quote]Granted! But only because every player on every other team in THE WHOLE WORLD came down with serious cases of H1N1.

[/quote]
[/quote]Hey a win's a win!

Granted, but only Edward Scissor hands is available....


I wish there wasn't so much traffic on my drive home

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. Your drive home ceases to exist.



I wish to laugh.

[Ciller]

And you can never stop.



I wish a harem of 100 girls, devoted to my every need.

[SpankyV]

Ciller wrote...

And you can never stop.

I wish a harem of 100 girls, devoted to my every need.

Granted...Welcome to the world of STD's.

I wish I had a good wish to wish for.

[Arkosis_2009]

Granted, but unfortunately now you have to carry it in a wheelbarrow.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Modifié par Arkosis_2009, 16 octobre 2009 - 09:46 .

[Fulgrim88]

Arkosis_2009 wrote...

Granted, but unfortunately now you have to carry it in a wheelbarrow.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted, your feet just grew tenfold

I wish i had eyebrows

[Eoweth]

Fulgrim88 wrote...

I wish i had eyebrows

Granted, but they are dreadlocks.

I wish I could teach the world to smile.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but it smiles at your stupidity.



I wish I was insane.

[eriaa]

Eoweth wrote...

I wish I could teach the world to smile.

Granted, but no one has any teeth.

I wish I could have a steak right now.

[Giant Panther]

Granted, it is a steak from a Capybara (the world's largest rodent)



I wish I could see through walls

[Jassper]

Giant Panther wrote...

Granted, it is a steak from a Capybara (the world's largest rodent)

I wish I could see through walls

Granted, but you are stuck in a room with no doors or Windows! NO WAY OUT!

I wish it was warm again.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

(Granted, but you don't know that everyone else has that power as well.)

Granted, you sweat and start to stink, even if you shower.

I still wish I was insane.

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 16 octobre 2009 - 10:25 .

[Giant Panther]

Granted, thanks to advancements in medicine and psychology you are cured in a matter of weeks



I wish there was no internet lag on online multiplayer games

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted. Something worse happens instead.



I wish I hadn't to pay for electricity.

[Antiuna]

Granted! The only words in the aardvark language are used to describe bowl movements!



I wish KotOR II had a real ending :-(

[Arkosis_2009]

Granted, but in the new ending you move out to Tatooine to become a farmer and live out your days shooting at womp rats from the porch.



I wish I could fly.

[Eoweth]

Granted, but you can't land.



I wish pets could talk.

[Whitewolf]

Granted, but they speak only chinese.



I wish i could get some painkillers.

[Johden]

Granted. they kill the pain you have now... then suddenly you get a even worse pain elsewhere!



I wish I could speak and understand every language ever written.