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[mrofni]

Granted. You are now a priest. Who touches little boys.

I wish I knew what censored word he used. (Damn it! He edited!)

Modifié par mrofni, 10 janvier 2010 - 02:54 .

[Godak]

mrofni wrote...

Granted. You are now a priest. Who touches little boys.

I wish I knew what censored word he used. (Damn it! He edited!)

Granted.

Now you must allow me to devour your very soul.

I wish was Hideo Kojima.

[Dark Lilith]

granted but now you no longer know how to read








I wish for the ultimate lover, male or female!

[Sa Seba]

Granted. Now you know.

I wish I had better finger dexterity. (for typing, you know)

*ninja'd again arrrgh

Modifié par Sa Seba, 10 janvier 2010 - 02:58 .

[Dark Lilith]

granted but now your arm is paralyzed














I wish I had someone with great finger dexterity

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you have someone with great finger dexterity. Walking straight becomes difficult for you those days ;-)



I wish I knew what I want.

[Dark Lilith]

granted, but I'm unavailable at this time













I wish for a really cool birthday party.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but the cake will be laced with arsenic and the drinks will be spiked with anthrax. No more birthdays for you or your guests!



I wish for world peace.

[Sa Seba]

Granted. The world, or earth, is in piece just long enough to be hit by a huge meteoroid, causing extinction of all life on earth.



I wish I was more straight forward.

[Dark Lilith]

granted but no one understands what you say.











I wish that I'd find a guy that loved me for me

[Sa Seba]

Granted. You will!



/broke the rulez

//ban me!



I wish for communication skills.

[Dark Lilith]

granted, with me so we are both happy










I wish for acceptance for just allowing me to be me.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but everybody will be exactly the same as you.



I wish that the next season of Super Sentai wasn't such a Kamen Rider clone.

[rayvioletta]

granted but it's a telly-tubbies clone instead



I wish that I didn't have any scars

[Elhanan]

Granted! But now you have matching wrinkles.



I wish I was an even 6 feet tall.

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but now everyone else is 6'6" making the short one



I wish people were more respectful

Modifié par CaptainProphesy, 10 janvier 2010 - 03:08 .

[Dark Lilith]

granted but then they all become self searching and kill themselves for not liking what they find out about themselves












I wish that for once  the world would all come together on at least one issue

[Botherbug]

Granted, but the issue is your execution.





I wish snow was heavy for sking and light for shoveling (at the same time).

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but it's light enough to shovel with a bulldozer... and you dont have one.





I wish all my tree's on my property pruned themselves.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but they'll do a Russian reversal and prune you as well.



I wish that youtube wasn't so distracting.

[TSamee]

Granted; all porn has now been removed from Youtube



I wish I had a third leg. For functional purposes, obviously.

[Dark Lilith]

granted, but it constantly tries to oppose the other other two so you get nowhere.










I wish idiotic peoplem came with a label on their foreheads for instant identification and avoidance

[Godak]

Granted. It replaces your genitalia.



I wish I could stop wishing.

[Dark Lilith]

granted but then all the stars fell from the sky and a lynch mob is now looking for you








I wish christmas came twice a year.

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but you have to buy gists for all the people on these boards... yes TWICE a year.



I wish my laundry room washer drain wasnt draining so slow

Modifié par CaptainProphesy, 11 janvier 2010 - 12:48 .