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[Dark Lilith]

granted but then your toilet does!











I wish for just one flight in a jet fighter

[Sa Seba]

Granted. Your jet will be attacked by marsians and you get stranded on some remote island.



I wish for cake.

[TSamee]

Granted, but your cake is merely a lie. The futile promise of cake, where in reality, there is none.



I wish that I could turn people into eunuchs by thinking

[Sa Seba]

Granted, you turn everyone into eunuchs. Now you have to fulfill the demands of every woman on this planet.



I wish I had a strawberry milkshake

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, ya get the shake, after it's grabbed outta the hand of a Black Belt. He huge... & VERY unhappy...

I wish for nothing. (Corrupt this if ya can! )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 11 janvier 2010 - 05:51 .

[Lady of Lore]

Your wish is granted. Everything around you, and even you yourself become nothing. The world, sound, life, everything has become nothingness.



I wish to know more about the Lore of Dragon Age.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Here's a web address to the Wiki, where ya can learn more, but it's typed backwards! yrotsiH/php.xedni/eganogard/ikiw/moc.erawoib.laicos//:ptth

I wish I am the best video game player on earth.

(Sweet corrupt! Even nothing couldn't defeat corruption! )

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 11 janvier 2010 - 07:14 .

[Elhanan]

Granted! You now live in an alternate reality; alone and not able to get any more patches, expansions, or updates.



I wish that desserts were all free.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but they will all have double the calories, be stuffed with trans-fat, and have enough cholesterol to kill a herd of elephants.



I wish that I didn't have to go out today.

[Sa Seba]

Granted. You don't have to go out today. Not tomorrow either, nor the day after or the day after the day after. You get depressed, hide in your room from any social contact .



I wish I was able to think more positive.

[TSamee]

Granted. After being handed a strange bag of pills by a talking squirrel in a trenchcoat, you take one, and suddenly find that the world seems like a much brighter, happier place. You step into the street, your very presence actually MAKING the world a more positive place. You walk onto the road, a spring in your step... into the path of an oncoming truck.



I wish I could read minds without going painfully insane (potential corrupt busted, fool!)

[Dark Lilith]

granted but you find everyone else has the same ability and are all afraid of the same thing,this causes you to write on thesis on mind reading and sanity and because you all think the same you become bored and wish for insanity instead










I wish it would rain money!

[Sa Seba]

Granted, It rains money. Monopoly money that is.



I wish I could go back to bed.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Wish delayed until tonight though....



I wish I could attend a NFL Playoff game.

[TSamee]

Sa Seba wrote...

Granted, you turn everyone into eunuchs. Now you have to fulfill the demands of every woman on this planet.

Actually, I quite like your corruption. I'll have to be a bit picky, though.

@Elhanan
Wish granted. Sadly, you happen to be seated next to a murderous streaker, security consists only of police snipers and one of them has been enchanted by Sandal, thus he enters a dreamlike state and, tragically, misses the streaker.

I wish I had a jetpack

Modifié par TSamee, 11 janvier 2010 - 03:20 .

[TSamee]

Double post, sorry.

Modifié par TSamee, 11 janvier 2010 - 03:19 .

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but when you try to activate it, the straps will slice your arms clean off your torso allowing the pack to fly straight up with you no longer attached to it.



I wish for a single Von Neumann machine.

[CaptainProphesy]

Granted... but it's still not yours







I wish upon a star.

[Elhanan]

Granted! I wish I may; wish I might; Oh! Shuckydarns! 'tis a satellite!



I wish that I was 007.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You're now 007 in middle of the next huge, action packed mission... without any cool gear, spy gadgets, or weapons, because ya didn't wish for the gear that even 007 needs to succeed. Uh oh... Here come the evil goons...



I wish Leliana's Concept Art armor is in-game & usable, with good stat bonuses.

[TSamee]

@Tyrax Lightning: Fine, you get your concept armour. But Leli is still nowhere near as hot as she is in the trailer, and it looks bulgy and ugly on her current form.

@Elhanan: Granted! You are instantly transformed into a suave, deadly superspy. You can do everything from destroying automated machineguns with you bare hands to configure your watch to stream pornography- Not that you'd need it, given that every single woman on the planet throws herself at you.
For two years, you assassinate, bribe, protect, intimidate, persuade and screw your way out of situations that would kill mere mortals.

You are the very essence of badassery...up until you wither away, slowly and painfully, under the combined weight of ten different STDs


I wish for another season of Code Geass...

Modifié par TSamee, 11 janvier 2010 - 06:39 .

[TSamee]

New wish, the last one might kill the topic: I want a talking elephant

[Elhanan]

Granted! You have a very bad code this Winter, and the chicken noodle soup is tainted and gives you gas.



I wish this were the last day on Earth.

[TSamee]

Granted. It is now the last day one earth; for you, anyway.



I wish Mass Effect 2 releases today

[rayvioletta]

granted, but due to a mistake in distribution all serial numbers/cd keys are missing and BioWare estimate that the situation will not be resolved until the 26th



I wish that I hadn't made a wish