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[NvVanity]

Granted but you just did.



I wish I knew everything.

[Sa Seba]

Granted. You know everything, after making a pact with teh devil. He will soon claim you, take you to hell and torture you. Well, maybe you are into that, who knows.



I wish to be free of expectations of any kind.

[Elhanan]

*the answer you expected is amazingly absent*



I wish I owned the royalties to all currency.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but every criminal organisation on the planet is now camping on your front lawn.



I wish for a pony.

[rayvioletta]

granted but it's a vicious man-eating pony. and it's hungry. better start running



I wish for coffee and cheesecake

[graemegier]

granted but the are both more than 20 years old



i wish every day would be a saturday

[Dark Lilith]

granted but you have to work on saturdays now











I wish for more napolean brandy

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but it will attempt to invade half a dozen countries before dying in exile.



I wish for a lunch that doesn't involve salad.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Out with the Salad, & in with the Tofu!



I wish there is an easy way to get dogs to understand that they don't need to bark at the entire block, just stuff in the property.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But your hearing is now canine-like acute, and you also feel the need to howl at the sound of high pitch whistles.



I wish that all Tech came 100% Satisfaction Gtd.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. All Tech comes with a 100% Satisfaction Gtd. Sadly, it's fake, baloney, & an outright lie.



I wish greed is extinct.

[Sa Seba]

Granted. Human kind is extinct.



I wish everyday could be like today.

[Elhanan]

Granted! You are forced to read all posts from yesterday.



I wish I was debt free for the rest of my life.

[Moodath]

Granted. However all the money you have left after paying bills must be donated to the Church of Scientology.





I wish Miley Cyrus would stfu.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but your body will become the new vessel for her voice.



I wish that Uwe Boll had never made any movies.

[Moodath]

Granted. But he is now in charge of every Bioware game.





I wish 'Stupid' was a medical condition, and those infected could be locked up forever.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted. However, this reduces the human population to an unsustainable figure, dooming humanity to extinction within a single generation.



I wish for (another) new pair of boots.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But the alligator hide is still breathing.



I wish I had a stereo.

[-Conspirator]

You now have a stereo, but sadly you lost your ears.



I wish to be lucky.

[Funkcase]

Granted, but your always searching for your lucky charms.



I wish for eternal life.

[-Conspirator]

Granted, but you'll spend it in a cage in the deep roads, right in front of the broodmother.



I wish to die.

[Moodath]

Granted. But you'll be revived 5 seconds later, and forced into abstinence.



I wish for the next poster to declare my awesomeness in extreme detail.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted. You are awesomely hated by every sentient being in the galaxy for being such an awesome ego-tripper. Your fan club is also on its way to give you a hempen necktie as a reward for your awesomeness.



I wish for an engine.

[Moodath]

Granted. But its the Unreal 3 engine, and you barely know the coding. You release Mass Effect with major texture pop in and screen tearing. Flaming Ensues.



I wish I could get tickets to a metallica concert.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but the show will be cancelled 5 minutes before it's due to start.



I wish for a large cardboard box.