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[Moodath]

Granted. But the box is filled with rabid, man eating parakeets.





I wish for a klondike bar.

[Dark Lilith]

granted but its under 30 feet of ice in the klondike











I wish to be free

Modifié par Dark Lilith, 13 janvier 2010 - 01:44 .

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but without a price tag nobody will think you're worthwhile.



I wish for a new commission.

[Moodath]

Granted. You will now be payed in used adult diapers.



I wish Samuel L Jackson would retire and stop making himself look bad.

[rayvioletta]

granted, he retires and runs for president. he learns of your wish and declares war on your household



I wish the all games would be released on all platforms (or at least on PC)

[rayvioletta]

(also I wish my last post would show up so I could edit the typo)

[Elhanan]

Granted! But they are all graphically represented by cutsie, brightly colored cookie elves.



I wish Stan Woo would post more acapella videos.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, he posts them in 4,000+ Resolution that no ordinary home puder can process or show.



I wish this site would quit bein buggy & problematic.

[Dark Lilith]

granted but it transfers to where you live









I wish I had bigger boobs!

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but they'll secede

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted today

Modifié par SargeantRenegade, 13 janvier 2010 - 08:16 .

[TesseractSpace]

Granted,  Welcome to super-obsessive hyper-focused mode...  Where you can focus as the world burns around you

I wish I could poke through the fourth wall and have a real conversation with my DA:O party.

Modifié par TesseractSpace, 14 janvier 2010 - 12:33 .

[Sa Seba]

Granted. After you fall down some stairs you hit your head ever so slightly on the concrete floor. From this point on you will be able to see and interact with your party members.



I wish I had a whirlpool in my building.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But folks are wondering how long you are planning on staring at the commode.



I wish I was immune to disease, including allergies.

[Sa Seba]

Granted. You are now Gerald of Rivia. People think of witchers as outcasts, so you are never welcome anywhere.



I wish I could turn back time.

[Elhanan]

Granted! You now find the proper directions on your watch; can move forward too!



I wish I knew who Gerald was....

[Botherbug]

Granted, you purchase Witcher and get so entranced in the game you don't have time to post to this page for three months.



I wish I was payed what I'm worth.

[Elhanan]

Granted! However, you cannot possibly survive on that little, so you are given a bonus too.



I wish that I legally had the entire X-Files collection on DVD.

[rayvioletta]

granted but your DVD player breaks just as the format is declared obsolete and all DVD players in the world are destroyed in a fun ritual celebrating the release of a video format that plugs directly into your brain. X-Files will be released on this format the day after you die



I wish Fallout 3 GotY wouldn't take so damned long to install

[Elhanan]

Granted! Instead, it comes fully loaded on a single format that is plugged directly into your brain. Too bad the cost is so high....



I wish I could perfectly imitate anyone's voice.

[Godak]

Granted, but you become mute.



I wish I was about 3 and 1/2 inches taller.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But it is difficult to find any outfit to go with those new stilletto heeled shoes.



I wish my apt was able to clean itself.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but it will then clean itself off the face of the earth.



I wish I could remember where I put my Kiwi.

[Antiuna]

Granted! But it has been eaten by gnomes.

I wish I had an iguana.

Modifié par Antiuna, 14 janvier 2010 - 04:09 .

[Elhanan]

Granted! It is a new tat on your back.



I wish I could perform all tasks perfectly on the initial attempt.

[Skellimancer]

Granted!



Your first task is to drink the entire ocean.



I wish My PC was more powerful.