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[Beerfish]

Granted! It comes in a dump truck full of pennies that is dropped on you killing you in a grisly copper crushing fashion.



I wish the sky was purple rather than blue.

[Tor_pedo]

So let it be. Bann "T-bag" Teagan comes and t-bag's you every night, all night, for the rest of your life.

[Naughty Bear]

Granted! The sky turns purple but unfortunatly it rains fire, your family and most of Humanity is destroyed, well done you succesfully killed of the Human Race and your now an orphan.



I wish for the last season of Lost on dvd now.

[Veemel]

Granted. Now if you could only remember where you put it.



I wish my employer would send me the remaining bits to translate so I mght get some sleep.

[Tor_pedo]

Granted. You only have to translate 1 sentence, and will be annoyed for the rest of the month for waiting for ONE F-ING SENTENCE!



lazy employers...



I wish I found the hand of Midas.

[Veemel]

Granted. Unfortunately you turn to gold when you pick it up.



I wish I could get money for nothing and chicks for free.

[Ulicus]

Granted. You can get money for nothing. And only for nothing. The minute you try to collect, however, counts as "something" and thus it remains forever out of your reach. The second part of your wish, on the other hand, works perfectly and you find yourself the proud owner of a basket of recently hatched chicks.

I wish my future self would travel back in time to hand me my completed thesis so I could hand it in without having to write it.

Modifié par Ulicus, 17 janvier 2010 - 03:12 .

[addiction21]

It all fails because no one wished for waffles...

[Tor_pedo]

banned for not making a wish!

i wish i had thicker hair

Modifié par Tor_pedo, 17 janvier 2010 - 04:30 .

[MegaTofu]

Granted! Your hair is so thick it's actually solid and you look like a lego man.



I wish for waffles!

[Edreal]

Ok! You now have waffles, but are so rotten and disgusting(not to mention poisonous), that make you barf and create a hate for waffles.



I wish I had a Griffon...

[Botherbug]

Granted, of course your giffon has a taste for blood, especially yours!





I wish I could read minds...

[Ulicus]

Botherbug wrote...

Granted, of course your giffon has a taste for blood, especially yours!


I wish I could read minds...

Granted. You learn that everyone secretly hates you and become a hermit, never to experience human contact ever again.

I wish Link was left handed in the next Wii Zelda game...

[Tor_pedo]

granted. Only you get hit by a car and lose both your arms right before the next Wii Zelda game is released.

I wish BioWare released RtO tomorrow.

Modifié par Tor_pedo, 18 janvier 2010 - 12:19 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it's just the empty DA:O RtO box.



I wish I had a free, legal, never spoiled, neverending supply of McDonalds Cajun McChicken Sandwiches.

[krisd2]

Granted! But now you have to eat McDonalds Cajun McChicken Sandwiches. Sick.



I wish farts smelled better.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, everyone's farts smell better than yours, so because of that, everyone now thinks less of ya. (I like Cajun McChicken Sandwiches, so you need to do better than that for a corrupt! )

I wish I could sleep for 10 hours a day, every day, & get away with it.

Edit:

Tor_pedo wrote...

Granted. ... I can't think of any way to corrupt that wish xD Welcome to my world: it's awesome!

Woohoo! Have I won?

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 19 janvier 2010 - 08:32 .

[Tor_pedo]

Granted. ... I can't think of any way to corrupt that wish xD Welcome to my world: it's awesome!



I wish my car was Bumblebee from Transformers.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but when he transforms with you inside... You don't want a description of the resulting gory mess.



I wish that American sponsors wouldn't have unrealistic ideas about how long a commission takes.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Instead, they get greedy & start acting like EA.



I wish my puder building isn't taking so long. (I hate bein poor.)

[Edreal]

Granted, it is instantly built, but then gets destroyed by an earthquake.



I wish I had lightning powers.

[Veemel]

Granted, but now you look like this.

I wish I had a better computer.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but it will name itself Skynet and attempt to terminate the user.

I wish for a bigger external drive.

Modifié par SargeantRenegade, 20 janvier 2010 - 04:36 .

[Edreal]

Granted, but it's so big that it doesn't fit in your house.



I wish I had lifetime subscriptions for any MMO out there.

[Excorant]

Granted, but all MMOs will become full PvP, full loot, no safe areas and you lose everything and run around naked while armored guys killing you over and over.

I wish to become a hero.

Modifié par Excorant, 20 janvier 2010 - 05:26 .