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[Veemel]

Granted, unfortunately you become Loghain.



I wish ME 2 will be good.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it'll be good... as it boots up, but then it'll never get to the actual gameplay without BSODing.



I wish the Bioware Devs hadn't dropped the ball at Beard implementation.

[Veemel]

Granted, no further DA content will be released until they get every last hair juuuuust right...



I wish I were better at remembering names.

[andrewv42]

Granted; to create a spacious and habitual area in your brain for the names to reside, all other memories have been erased, and you are incapable of remembering anything else but a name.



I wish for extreme desirability amongst... everybody.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you have extreme desirability amongst everybody to like poking you with sharp sticks.



I wish I won this thread with my wish a few wishes back that wasn't successfully corrupted.

[Edreal]

Granted, but now the thread is closed and no one else has fun anymore, and a huge riot of angry forumites begins to find your house and imprison you.



I wish I could manipulate time.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You now have the power to manipulate time, but can only use it after something bad happens to ya, then your power enables ya to travel back in time to before the bad thing happens to ya so ya can relive the bad event, helpless to do anything about it.
I wish to know how this wish will be corrupted! (Let's see if this is the thread-winning stumper! )

[rayvioletta]

your wish comes true but the sheer knowledge of how it's corrupted traumatises you so badly that your brain blocks the memory completely in self defence and you're left confused, paranoid and for some bizarre reason craving salt and vinegar pringles



I wish I had a job that allowed me to make enough money to live comfortably while still giving me enough free time to do anything I want

[Dewnis]

Granted, but you die of a horrible disease the day after.



I wish i lived in another world and time.

[Beerfish]

Granted! This world is preprehistoric and you are an ameoba. You die after cell dividing once.



I wish there was a space game like Mass Effect with a toolset.

[Dewnis]

Granted, but the toolset only contains one tool, and that is deleting stuff, and you can never ever get them back once deleted, not even if you reinstall.



I wish the perfect game would come out.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get all F's.



I wish FF13 becomes the best FF game yet!

[Edreal]

Granted, but considering they are all rubbish, it isn't a good game.



I wish I had any DnD miniature I wanted.

[Dewnis]

Granted, but it comes to life and kill you in your sleep.



I wish i ruled the world.

[almighty1]

Granted, but just as you thinking of what to do ruling the world... you realise your in the middle of times square and *BLAM*, your in Hospital.



I wish I had my dog would eat its own faeces.

[Hero_Shep]

Granted! Unfortunatley it throws up on your carpet, hardwood, tile floor and you before it dies. In doing so it desecrates all over your copy of Mass Effect 2 rendering it useless and ****ty.



I wish i didn't wish at all

[almighty1]

Granted, but as a side effect you can't do anything else... at all... Include type eman things about my poop eating puppy.



I wish my network card would hold for just 10 minutes.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Then the entire system self-destructs in gold and silver shower of sparks,



I wish I was always correct.

[TSamee]

Granted. You realise that this was a grave mistake, as your life is now predictable and utterly meaningless. You are admitted to a psychiatric hospital where you hang yourself using a noose improvised out of other patents' underwear and a small teddy bear named Reginald.



I wish that Mass Effect 2 had a universal release, and thus I could buy it on a tuesday when normal people are out working.

[Veemel]

Granted, unfortunately it takes a while to ship copies to the far reaches of the universe, so the release date is pushed to a tuesday a few millenia from now.



I wish I could decide which games to drop to make my top 10 games list.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But aliens also do not work on Tuesdays, so the lines are long anyway. It was a universal release, after all....



I wish that my system had sound.

[Marioninja1]

Granted, but the system deafens you.



I wish I was invincible.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But you linger with doubt and feelings of self defeat.



I wish that I were well again.

[TSamee]

You decide. Sadly, your list consists of Transformers 2, Madden, Dynasty Warriors: Gundam, Sherlock Holmes, Blood Bowl, Rogue Warrior, Bomberman: Act Zero, Limbo of the Lost, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?, and Too Human.



Ouch.



I wish for a shark with a laser.