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[TSamee]

You decide. Sadly, your list consists of Transformers 2, Madden, Dynasty Warriors: Gundam, Sherlock Holmes, Blood Bowl, Rogue Warrior, Bomberman: Act Zero, Limbo of the Lost, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?, and Too Human.



Ouch.



I wish for a shark with a laser.

[Elhanan]

Granted! It also has swallowed a car tag which may be useful in finding who owned the laser before you.



I wish I could alter time at will.

[xxr]

Granted, but you cannot stop time from altering you...

I wish for a pizza.

[Elhanan]

Granted! Too bad it was delivered to my apt.



I wish I had an unlimited daily food expense account.

[Marioninja1]

Granted, but the only food they serve is razor-blade pie and fire.



I wish I had Mass Effect 2 and didn't have to go anywhere until I was tired of playing it.

[Moodath]

Granted. But after your play session your arms fall off, making it impossible for you to play ME2 or any other game ever again.



I wish my xbox controller would stop dieing in the middle of combat

[rayvioletta]

granted, it dies 25% of the way through combat instead



I wish games, tv shows, movies, etc were released at the same time in all countries

[MegaTofu]

Granted, all movies, tv shows, games, etc are now released at the same. But they are all synchronized in Zulu (and if you by any chance speak Zulu, then they are sync'ed in Hindi).



Oh and if you speak both... Awesome!



I wish I spoke both Hindi and Zulu.

[Elhanan]

Granted! You may now make war and peace with yourself at the same time.

I wish I could play DA currently.

Modifié par Elhanan, 25 janvier 2010 - 06:50 .

[Moodath]

Granted. But its a corrupted version of the game. If you press any key your life will be pwned by haxxorz.



I wish the difference between the HD AV component cable for the xbox and the HDMI cable was actually noticable.

[Elhanan]

Granted! One now has AV clearly marked; the other has MI....



I wish that I could return to my childhood.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but you can't ever return to Adulthood afterwards, so you never again get to have permission to play DA:O or any other BioWare game ever again because your too young for them.



I wish Motherboards were as hard to damage as Tanks, instead of bein so terrifyingly fragile.

[Elhanan]

Granted! But your graphics cards are as fragile as saltines.



I wish there were reputable on-line suppliers.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but they won't distribute to your country.



I wish it was friday already.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it's Friday the 13th... The movie kind...
I wish horror movies ceased to exist. (Can ya find a way to turn this bad? )

[rayvioletta]

granted, but all the actors who've made their living from horror movies aren't happy and turn up at your house to re-enact their favourite scenes on you



I wish Belgian ISPs didn't have bloody awful download limits

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. The Internet just went extinct.



I wish evil went extinct.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, "evil" is not abolished from the world. There is now a terrifyingly horrible tyrant that far surpasses EVIL. He takes over the world and forces us all to work in internment camps, much much worse than the holocaust. Of course, I don't have to live through it..I'm the freakin' tyrant.



I wish that one of my slaves would bring me a lake. He has to carry it with his bear hands. I thirst!

[Tor_pedo]

Granted! For the slave to be able to carry the lake you have to alter him to be gigantic. Bringing you the lake he accidently (or is it??!) pours it over your head so you drown, freeing humanity from slavery. He becomes the king of the world and everyone lives happily ever after. Except from you, who ends up in hell together with hitler and saddam to have pineapples showed up your arse for all eternity.



I wish my cat could talk.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. The euromillions jackpot is won, but noone knows by who. (Ya forgot to specify a target for the jackpot winnings. ) Since noone knows who won it, people feel cheated & angry at this turn of events & a sports style mass riot ensues. The jackpot ends up bein used to pay for the repair bill for the damage caused by the mass riot.

I wish paper money went extinct & all cash values of all denominations are in coins.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 31 janvier 2010 - 06:10 .

[Avalanche guy]

Granted,but then you become insane and get banned from Dragon Age by other genius collegues.



I wish I could live in Dragon Age world.

[Psymayn]

Granted, but you are a mindless Darkspawn.



I wish i had some good coffee in my hand right now.

[Avalanche guy]

Granted,but its poisoned and you become canatonic.



I wish that I want no wish.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Since ya want no wish, ya get a corrupted wish ya don't need.



I wish I am a Paragon of Virtue.