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[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Tor_pedo wrote...

Granted! For the slave to be able to carry the lake you have to alter him to be gigantic. Bringing you the lake he accidently (or is it??!) pours it over your head so you drown, freeing humanity from slavery. He becomes the king of the world and everyone lives happily ever after. Except from you, who ends up in hell together with hitler and saddam to have pineapples showed up your arse for all eternity.

I wish my cat could talk.

Granted, but it always swears at you.

I wish I was resurrected, and could rule the world again. 

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted. Since ya want no wish, ya get a corrupted wish ya don't need.

I wish I am a Paragon of Virtue.

Granted, but I, the Paragon of Death (I pwn, because I am the only non-dwarf Paragon (I think) and I am a VAMPIRE! I helped build Orzrammar and stuff, I am hundreds of thousands of years old!) and I KILL you! You're now my Vampire Bud!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

I wish I was resurrected, and could rule the world again. 

Granted. You are resurrected & replaced on the throne as ruler of the world. You're happy again... Until ya look in a mirror & realize to your horror that you were resurrected as a teenage girl with very delicious blood... & a certain Vampire Bud has just realized how tasty ya look...

I wish to have an awesome, suave, black Vampire get-up for my new life as a Vampire Bud.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

I wish I was resurrected, and could rule the world again. 

Granted. You are resurrected & replaced on the throne as ruler of the world. You're happy again... Until ya look in a mirror & realize to your horror that you were resurrected as a teenage girl with very delicious blood... & a certain Vampire Bud has just realized how tasty ya look...

I wish to have an awesome, suave, black Vampire get-up for my new life as a Vampire Bud.

Granted! How could I deny that? It goes by (purposely) uncorrupted. But, in return, I wish that you only come by once a month >.< (Yes, I  said that. And yes, I really am a guy )

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

We need more corruption!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

I wish that you only come by once a month >.< (Yes, I  said that. And yes, I really am a guy )

Granted. I come by in a 747 once a month & do a Fly-By 20 feet over your house!  (I was touched by your uncorrupted wish granting & didn't wanna corrupt this one. But now ya literally asked for it, so now it's OK. )

I wish for bikinis for female mages to wear in this game, except for Wynne, & as an act of fairness for the ladies, I'll add loincloths for Alistair & Zevran to the list for them. Fair is Fair.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but they'll insist on wearing that into combat. Unfortunately, the Law of Indecent Invulnerability does not apply.



I wish for a large box of paints.

[TheSpaceHamster]

Granted. But the box is made of spiders.



I wish I was tall.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but you are so tall that your head is above the earth's atmosphere, forcing you to bend down if you want to be able to breathe.



I wish that sticks weren't so pointy.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but now everything else is, and sticks are slightly MORE pointy.

[TalsiStael_2]

I wish Ezio Senri De Pachi had had the presence of mind to make a wish for himself.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

I wish the same for you.

[Tyrax Lightning]

TalsiStael_2 wrote...

I wish Ezio Senri De Pachi had had the presence of mind to make a wish for himself.

Granted. A corny, poorly thought out wish is provided to Ezio that makes Ezio look bad. Ezio blames you.

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

I wish the same for you.

Granted. A cheesy, cheap wish is provided to TalsiStael_2 that makes TalsiStael_2 look terrible. TalsiStael_2 holds you accountable.

I wish this thread doesn't get stuffshirtish or over-formal.

[Lotion Soronarr]

Granted. The thread spirals into new depths of debauchery, trollness and surges to the vanguard of goonery.



I wish the next poster would be far more eloquent!

[Skyintheeye]

granted, but I ez eeinveintan may ahwn vershuon uv inglesh, ware theese ez peerfic grammeer.



Iz wishez thayt draghun ayge cuwld bae mowre oypeen eindyd.

[Sareth39]

Granted, it won't happen



I wish the poster above me could type normally.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Skyintheeye now types normally, on a broken keyboard, so the text is now more garbled than before.

I wish for fish in a dish.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 08 février 2010 - 03:07 .

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, you now have a fish stuck inside of a dish. I wish that I had my own special operatives force, called the SSU, that would be hired by world leaders in place of their crappy military. My SSU rock! It would be Senri's Sickle Units, Sickle is a special gun I thought of

[Tyrax Lightning]

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

Granted, you now have a fish stuck inside of a dish.

I wish that I had my own special operatives force, called the SSU, that would be hired by world leaders in place of their crappy military. My SSU rock! It would be Senri's Sickle Units, Sickle is a special gun I thought of

Granted. The SSU is hired by world leaders, then the world leaders promptly disagree on the design of the special Scythe Guns, & the SSU end up in civil war. The SSU fight to the end until the Unit is destroyed, then the world leaders blame each other for the conflict & WW3 ensues.

I wish for a real life Male Golem that is more powerful then Shale, fully loyal to me, not clumsy, not fragile, & not stupid or retarded.

[Tor_pedo]

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own Golemale; a new and intelligent golem-breed. This magnificent beeing helps you in your quest for world domination, and squashes all your opponents squishy little heads!



Then you wake up.



I wish my dad didn't die in Fallout 3

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, he dies in real life.



I wish I survive my Civil War, and have a chance to start the SSU up with ppl fully loyal to me, Senri, the first Vampire evar!

[Tyrax Lightning]

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

Granted, he dies in real life.

I wish I survive my Civil War, and have a chance to start the SSU up with ppl fully loyal to me, Senri, the first Vampire evar!

Granted. The SSU is reborn under the command of it's Vampire Leader... On Jupiter's moon, Titan... & our technology (as of the time of this post) is too young & weak to cope with such a hostile enviroment! You & your Unit don't last long. (Getting respawned without a specified location isn't recommended. )

I wish ME2 has a Unreal Tournament: GOTY Edition 'Plasma Gun' inspired particle beam weapon.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but it overheats after one bullet and needs to cool down for five minutes before it can be used again.



I wish my SSU didn't rebase onto a non-earth planet..Lol

[Tyrax Lightning]

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

Granted, but it overheats after one bullet and needs to cool down for five minutes before it can be used again.

I wish my SSU didn't rebase onto a non-earth planet..Lol

Granted. They now respawn in middle of the center of the Earth. Instagib!

I wish to have a fully functional, operational M-8 Avenger Assault Rifle, with unlimited ammo that can't fail to load & fire correctly, the skill, discipline, & athleticism to use this weapon & it's ammo, legality to own it, & full real life ownership of it.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 09 février 2010 - 07:06 .

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but only if my SSU can thrive on the surface! Lol



I wish that my SSU were real...And I was a day-walking vampire!