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[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

I am. I am just immortal now. Epicly granted!



I wish that people didn't lose one specific old time though pattern...Thinking that certain things are gods, or acts of their god, like a thunderstorm. Now, I don't mean I want us to be primitive, I want us to be super advanced, but I want people to revere my Vampireness as Godly. (Not for real, for lulz) And THAT is my wish

[Tyrax Lightning]

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

I am. I am just immortal now. Epicly granted!

I wish that people didn't lose one specific old time though pattern...Thinking that certain things are gods, or acts of their god, like a thunderstorm. Now, I don't mean I want us to be primitive, I want us to be super advanced, but I want people to revere my Vampireness as Godly. (Not for real, for lulz) And THAT is my wish

Granted! Your Vampireness is revered as Godly, & because of this, the SSU thrives on the surface of the Earth... Too well in fact, the SSU outcompete native Humans with their super-advanced technology. You, as a God, look like an amateur in front of the other older Gods & end up spending the next 3-4,000 years embarrased & humiliated at your failure at balance maintenance.

I wish I could make up my mind on whether or not to change my E-Mail Provider.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, you choose a new email provider that sucks arse.



I wish that my SSU were the world's military forces, and that I am the king of the world. (Benevolent to those who deserve it, death to those that deserve uit.)

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Your SSU serves their World King as the World Military Force (WMF) with pride, diligence, & honor... While the other countries are angry that you & your military just helped themselves to the entire planet. You don't even have time to sit on your (insert your Seat of Power of choice here) before the entire world is suddenly enveloped in WW4!

I wish I didn't feel like I'm holding this thread up on my shoulders trying to keep it from sinking.

[Tor_pedo]

granted. You feel like you're holding it between your legs instead.



I wish Lucien Lachance didn't die in Oblivion - Not buttraped and decapitated and still living (or any other grizly "death-that-doesn't-really-kill-him" you can come up with)

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[SargeantRenegade]

Granted. Lucien is now immortal and cannot age or die. In two thousand years from now, he'll repeatedly try to commit suicide because he can't stand living anymore, and fail every time.



I wish I didn't have to get up tomorrow morning.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you have to get down from the top of a 200 foot treetop instead. Good luck with that, since noone keeps Rope in bed in case of such an eventuality.



I wish Barney the Purple Dinosaur get transported into the middle of a huge battle group of Darkspawn.

[Tor_pedo]

granted. Barney gets corrupted after eating all the darkspawn and a new blight begins in thedas. With the Archbarney leading the horde. Since the Barney character will never die due to him being just a a costume with various dudes inside, the blight cannot be defeated and once Thedas is destroyed, Archbarney moves across the planes and brings doom to all other worlds.



I wish someone made a reverse gravity device.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but it has no 'On' button.



I wish to pit the Darkspawn & Crimson Sea 2's Menace aliens together in gladiatorial combat.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but it consumes the world in war.



I wish my dad wasn't so sick, I don't want him to be so sick

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you're given your dad's illness.



I wish this Site would quit screwing up at the text management. (They look like line break screw-ups, but I can't be sure.)

[Tor_pedo]

Granted, It's just your head that screws with you instead, so the results are the same, except now it's your own fault and you cant blame the site.

edit: @ Vanguard:  Granted. The snow hardens as it falls from the sky, destroying your house.

I wish my reverse gravity device had an 'on' button

Modifié par Tor_pedo, 12 février 2010 - 11:40 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Rabid cats come after ya, but before they can get anywhere near you, the Wish turns the rabid cats into Zombie Kittens & they maul ya instead.



I wish this thread lasts forever!

[Thermorium]

granted, but you'll live as long as this thread but still age!



I wish i had something to do

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you now have a Port-A-Potty to clean.



I wish for cool Sig Bars of dimensions 300 x 19 pixels for everyone on this board!

[Skilled Seeker]

Granted but the large number of sigs causes the servers to crash permenently and all DA and ME2 DLC is also lost in the process.



I wish I had SW:TOR installed on my PC.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but the PC breaks.



I wish this threat doesn't almost die again.

[--Master of All--]

Granted, but every post from here on out is made by me.





I wish my wishes could not be corrupted.

[--Master of All--]

Granted... but Mothra carries your house away.



I wish someone cool would respond to my post.

[Skilled Seeker]

Granted



I wish someone uncool would respond to mine.