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#2001
Tor_pedo

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System overload. Error. Error. *Shuts down* Wish not granted.



I wish I knew how to make gold

#2002
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Granted, but by making an inexhaustible supply of gold you also destroy its value. Congratulations on owning the world's biggest pile of worthless shiny metal.



I wish for a bigger bookshelf.

#2003
TalsiStael_2

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Granted, but it so big it does not fit your apartment.



I wish I got flowers today.

#2004
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Granted, but the flowers are dead and they're covered in tiny blood-sucking insectes!!!



I wish for work not to be so busy tonight.

#2005
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Granted, but the day after you'll drown in loads of work that's even more boring!



I wish my cat was pink.

#2006
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Granted, but its because it has no hair, is very skinny, and suffering from malnutrition. And it later dies... :(



I wish I had a pet Raptor that was only Loyal to me and no one else.

#2007
Cybernetica

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granted but it is so loyal to you that you can never have a partner in your life that it wouldn't eat





I wish I could wish

#2008
Wintermist

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Granted, but now you have no voice to name your wishes.



I wish I could fly.

#2009
Baracuda6977

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granted, you forget about the frosting problem (tell me somebody gets that)



i wish i was a coordinator (gundam seed)

#2010
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Granted, but you'd be a really clumsy one, making mistakes all the time.



I wish I wouldn't have to go to school tommorow.

#2011
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Bwaa! Giant spelling error! Behold!



It's 'tomorrow' instead of 'tommorow'. Sorry, folks.

#2012
Tor_pedo

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Granted. Your mom gives you a royal overhaul when she finds out you missed school.



I wish I was no stranger to love - that you knew the rules and so did I. I wish I was never given up, never let down...

#2013
Tyrax Lightning

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Granted, at the same time as the Wish taking effect, all female humans are removed from the Universe.



I wish Yoda is real.

#2014
Tor_pedo

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Tyrax Lightning wrote...

Granted, at the same time as the Wish taking effect, all female humans are removed from the Universe.

Good, good. then I can have the men all to myself :ph34r:

I wish Yoda is real.


Granted, his alter-ego is Chuck Norris.

I wish I suddenly became Morrigan

#2015
--Master of All--

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Granted, but you become Morrigan....in dog form.



I wish no one would grant me my wishes.

#2016
GuyWithFace

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--Master of All-- wrote...

Granted, but you become Morrigan....in dog form.

I wish no one would grant me my wishes.


Granted... but I just did.

I wish my I had a never-ending tub of Udderly Divine ice cream.

#2017
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Granted, but it's all melted from sitting out in the sun.



I wish I had a brand new computer.

#2018
Cybernetica

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Granted but its a mac



I wish I could dance

#2019
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Granted, but with minutes of 'breakin it down' you break your legs.



I wish I owned a BMW...

#2020
Cybernetica

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Granted but its Olive green and full of rust.

I wish I had ice cream.

#2021
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Granted, it's melted.



I wish my MP3 would get charged already!!!

#2022
Cybernetica

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Granted but the playlist is filled with the jonas brothers and glee songs

I wish I had a tea

#2023
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Granted, I actually have lots of tea *gives you some*...but it's warm.



I wish I had more tea now...

#2024
Cybernetica

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Granted, but it is too hot to drink.

I wish I could sleep in till noon

#2025
Godak

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Granted. Unfortunately, you will never wake up.



I wish I could use a custom avatar.