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[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, there is now world peace in the game of Risk. Now it's time to set up the board for a new game! That's bad for ya because this game is taking place while you're supposed to be working & earning your income.



I wish for Zombie Kittens to seek & destroy all politicians on this world.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, its 12 hours of Peter holding his knee after tripping, on every channel, all night and the TV cant be turned off



i wish i could have lucid dreams when i slept and not get trapped in them or any gay **** like that

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, but you fall into coma after the lucid dream and you have constant nightmares for twenty eight years, until you come out, then you are severely depressed and suicidal, and cut yourself, get thrown into a phsyc ward, and live there for the rest of your life.



I wish school was cancelled tomorrow.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, here is your heartattack and slip to go to the doctors TODAY!



i wish people would actually read my posts

[NeinoRanatos]

Granted, the mods read your messages and banned you.



I wish for an incorruptable wish.

[Baracuda6977]

i give you your incorruptable wish, good luck getting someone else to grant it!



i wish i had the brain power of the most advanced super computer ever designed (without incuring brain cancer)

[Baracuda6977]

(HOW IS THAT A BAD THING!?!?)



granted, he got stepped on before he got on the wall



i wish all my fantasies would come true regarding video games

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but they come true for someone else instead of you.



I wish I could make Wishes that are as brain-twisting as Ezio can make.

[PicklePepperPiper]

Granted, but Ezio sues you $4,000,000,000 for copyright infringements.



I wish that I could play the harmonica.

[Tor_pedo]

Granted. You become an amazing artist - one of the top 10 in the world! But suddenly your arms fall off and you cant draw any more, leaving you depressed and alone, as all your friends were only your friends because you were popular and rich. While in your rise to fame you discarded all your real friends cus they were not "sophisticated" enough for you. Then you become a shadow of your own self, only being remembered as "the artist who lost his hands". And people go like: "Such a shame, really, that one showed promise... what was his name again?"



I wish I had a plate of eggs and bacon right here infront of me, right now.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but the plate of eggs and bacon right in front of you is a plastic replica, typically used as Movie Props.



I wish I had any skill at waking up. (Irl, I make waking up look hard.)

[UnstableMongoose]

Granted, but you contract clinical and uncurable insomnia.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

Modifié par UnstableMongoose, 17 février 2010 - 04:26 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you're now a fried fish about to be eaten in a restaurant by a hungry customer.



I wish for a Sacred Ashes Trailer Leliana Wallpaper, 1600 x 1200 Res.

[--Master of All--]

Granted, but you realize you left an apple pie in the oven over 6 hours ago, and have to sacrifice a wish to save it. Of course, the wish is corrupted, so you're left with a burnt pie.

I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Modifié par --Master of All--, 17 février 2010 - 10:02 .