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[--Master of All--]

Granted, but the change is so slight, it's not even noticeable.





I wish for a quick reply.

[--Master of All--]

Granted, but adjusting the earth's tilt so dramatically throws the climate into chaos, causes mass hysteria, and dogs and cats start living together.


I wish bags of chips were quieter.

Modifié par --Master of All--, 17 février 2010 - 10:25 .

[--Master of All--]

Pffft... I changed it back.



Granted, but all that is ever on is Spongebob, professional bowling, and History channel specials.





I wish for the impossible.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. To give you the impossible, the impossible is now possible, but to make that possible, the possible is now impossible. But now for the Wish, this impossible is now given to you, but to make that happen successfully, the impossible is now possible, but that makes the possible impossible... You are stuck in this Quantum Loop forever...



I wish the EA Corporate Headquarters has an unfortunate encounter with an Ogre.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, the CEO of EA accidently runs over a 6 inch tall ogre and cant get the blight blood off his bumper



i wish i didn't procrastinate so much

[DragonDefender]

Wish Granted... Now that you no longer procrastinate you finaly get that check up you have putting off and the Dr tells you that you have Cancer.



I wish I would wake up to twins every morning.



*Oh wait, that was granted my ex wife gave birth to twin daughters* isnt it ironic when we pray for something we dont get exactly what we want, but then agian I didnt specify.

[--Master of All--]

Granted. You now have a conjoined twin...me.



I wish for a vegetable slicer.

[Baracuda6977]

granted here is your ex-bagel slicer, bagels are now called vegetables and vegatables are now called bagels



i wish my dogs could talk

[DragonDefender]

Wish granted..... Now you realize that with the wife, kids and now dog talking noone will shut up to give you a moments peace.



I wish I had a carnival

[Baracuda6977]

granted, it is staffed with the inmates of your freindly local mental institution! have fun



i wish we lived in an epic fantasy and were bad ass enough to handle it

[DragonDefender]

Wish Granted.... You are bad ass enough to handle all the things thrown at you until you slip on a turtle and break your neck.





I wish I was not a forum addict.

[Kedrich du Bois]

Granted, welcome to the wonderful world of meth addiction!



I wish I had a dog.

[DragonDefender]

Wish Granted.... Say hello to your new dog killer who is an adopted fighting dog who does not like people, enjoy.



I wish for world peace.

[Kedrich du Bois]

Granted. The world is now under strict martial law. Curfew is 7:00 pm sharp. Violaters will be shot.



I wish my wife's temper would mellow out.

[DragonDefender]

Wish Granted.... Your wife decides to pick up a Heroin habbit, she seems much more mellow now.



I wish for fruit cakes to never had been invented * the xmas cake*

[Baracuda6977]

coma too easy, umm....  your wife is now addicted to pot, she doesnt care or get upset by anything, nor does she do anything as your house slowly turns into a pigsty and you go completely unloved

i wish my local school disctict wasn't cancelling buses in the morning

edit: grr, gettin a post in b4 me

Modifié par Baracuda6977, 18 février 2010 - 01:44 .

[Kedrich du Bois]

Granted. Your grandmother starts sending you ribeye cakes once a year.



I wish I had three arms.

[DragonDefender]

Wish granted..... You now have three arms unfortunately the third arm is so small it gives you a second useless apendage.





* I cant do anymore of this for awhile this is to fun*

PS dont take the jab on the Wish granted personal its all in fun.

[Kedrich du Bois]

Granted, baracuda. Buses are instead canceled in the afternoon, forcing you to spend the night in the school gym.

I wish for an oil well.

Modifié par Kedrich du Bois, 18 février 2010 - 01:49 .