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[Kedrich du Bois]

Granted. You wasted 5 hours watching curling on MSNBC.

I wish I would never have money troubles again.

Modifié par Kedrich du Bois, 18 février 2010 - 02:01 .

[DragonDefender]

Wish Granted.... You die in a horrible accident with a pie truck, money troubles are over.



I wish I had never seen the smurfs cartoon.

[Kedrich du Bois]

Granted. You are a Rainbow Brite die-hard. Vanguard, the TV remote is closer... it is now in your colon.



I wish for eternal youth.

[DragonDefender]

Wish Granted you will have eternal youth unfortunately you are six months old for the rest of your life.

Modifié par DragonDefender, 18 février 2010 - 02:06 .

[DragonDefender]

I wish my Mustache would not itch so much

[Kedrich du Bois]

Wish granted. You have permanent jock itch.



I wish for a glass of milk.

[Kedrich du Bois]

Granted. Your boom-box is stolen.



I wish I knew everything.

[DragonDefender]

Wish granted..... Unfortunately everyone else in the world is an idiot is now useless for intelligent conversation.



I wish all DA:O DLC content was transfering over to Awakening *giggles*

[Kedrich du Bois]

Granted. Transferring to Awakenings corrupts your hard drive. Time to reformat!



I wish RTO was finally released for PS3!

[PicklePepperPiper]

Granted, but Sony finds a flaw in the design of the PS3, so has to recall every station ever sold, and it won't be until 2017 until the new console is released, leaving you left at home with a game that cost $75 and you can't even use.



I wish my parents would take my dog to the vet already.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, they take your dog to the Vet, & leave him overnight for check up & observation. When they go back the next day, the dog & Vet Office are both gone... You have been scammed by a Black Market dog abduction & smuggling racket.



I wish my dogs would quit chewing my family's Recycle. (As in Recycle that's been bagged up to eventually take somewhere to be processed. So annoying.)

[--Master of All--]

Granted, your dogs are hit by a garbage truck.

I wish someone would show me a good piece of ASCII art.

Modifié par --Master of All--, 18 février 2010 - 08:02 .

[Fey Summerset]

Granted but also 21 becomes the biggest number in the world so you will never be allowed to drink alcohol legally.



I wish Leliana would feature in DA:O Awakening.

[DragonDefender]

Wish Granted Leliana is in DA: Awakening but now she has Morigains personality and Ohgrens body beard and all.



I wish I a pocket full of cool stuff.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. You eagerly reach into your pocket of 'cool' stuff & your Hand gets frozen solid by Liquid Nitrogen!



I wish to know what VanguardOfDestruction meant by a 'baby puppy', for i've never heard of an adult puppy.

[--Master of All--]

Granted, but the Reapers show up and ruin all the fun.



I wish for an arch-nemesis.

[Darqthornz]

Granted, but you find out your Arch-Nemesis is your Mom and you really really love her.



I wish for my wife to not ask me to cook scrambled eggs because I'm the scrambled egg Master! (This is happening as I write this LOL)