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[EvilEdison]

"I wish my palms weren't so hairy"

Granted, but the rest of you is covered in hair four feet long.


I wish my toenails would stop growing.

Modifié par EvilEdison, 18 octobre 2009 - 04:27 .

[Mitch-]

Granted but your limbs slowly start to fall off your body and you end up dead.



I wish i had another wish

[SovereignSith44]

Granted, but how is this wish worth more than the last?

I wish life was easy.

[Mitch-]

Granted but everyone has it hard and gets jealous, you end up dead.



I wish for a plane powered by red frogs in liquid form

[Kilsot]

Granted, but there was a typographical error and it was a plane MADE of red frogs in liquid form.



I wish my computer was quieter.

[SovereignSith44]

Granted, but it's so quiet that it freaks you out and you go insane.



I wish the gatorade i'm drinking tasted better.

[SpankyV]

Kilsot wrote...

Granted, but there was a typographical error and it was a plane MADE of red frogs in liquid form.

I wish my computer was quieter.

Granted...Now you have no audio.


I wish I would stop seeing this guy in my nightmares.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Granted, but now you see him all the other times.



I wish I couldn't get ill.

[Fulgrim88]

Granted, but with illness being a sign of a working immune system, you just loose yours (and probably die right away)

I wish my beard was waist long like Oghrens!

Modifié par Fulgrim88, 18 octobre 2009 - 03:32 .

[EvilEdison]

Granted--it's still the same length but now you are only eight inches tall!



I wish I really looked like my portrait pic (what with Halloween around the corner)

[Fulgrim88]

Granted...well...yeah, granted. Send me a card out of the lab some time



I wish i lived in the US to get DA:O on the 3rd

[BelgusTradis]

Granted, but your computer crash.



I wish a ring of infinite wishes.

[Gorraxy]

Granted, but it's too small for anyone to wear.



I wish for a delicious bowl of soup. Mmm.

[Fulgrim88]

Granted but it's not made of nugs, thereby not really delicious



I wish for my own hymn

[BelgusTradis]

Granted, but nobody knows how to play.



I wish a uncorrupted wish.

[EvilEdison]

Granted but you suddenly lose the ability to speak so you can't ask for it.



I wish my neighbors kids weren't so noisy

[Linarc]

granted, but now you hear incessant and irritating noises everywhere you go, they are your mind products, sadly.



I wish I was in London

[Antiuna]

Granted! But its the London from Children of Men.



I wish the dish washer would finish so I can take a shower.

[EvilEdison]

Poof! the dishwater explodes and you are showered with dirty dishwater



i wish I had a flying unicycle

[kraidy1117]

Granted, but it crash's and you burn to death.



I wish I had a good computer.

[Urgnu the Gnu]

(Granted, but as you approach it, it flies away without you.)

Granted, but it only lets you install Windows 3.11 on it.

I wish this piece of meat wouldn't stick between my teeth anymore.

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 18 octobre 2009 - 08:57 .

[olwyn13]

Granted...but that's because all of your teeth fell out.



I wish I had a million dollars.

[EvilEdison]

Granted and with sudden inflation, it's worth about $100



I wish Angelina Jolie was my mom.

[Giant Panther]

Granted, but you were still born ugly:devil:

I wish people would come up with some original wishes

[EvilEdison]

Granted, but they all get corrupted!



I wish I had a pony