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[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, you get to have her after her sex change

I wish I owned a pit viper named dodge

Modifié par Solostran85, 01 mars 2010 - 03:19 .

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but you won't have enough room to keep them plus all their sound equipment.



I wish somebody would actually understand what that pun was about.

[Elastic Otter]

granted, but it comes with the goat.



I wish choosy moms would choose Jif.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted but you become insane for getting him fired



I wish I owned a parrot that could curse at people I didn't like

[zaim298]

Granted, your mom dad and grandpa killed it after a while

I wish Terminator was never made

Modifié par zaim298, 01 mars 2010 - 03:40 .

[Jax Sparrow]

Granted: It's Premier starts next Wednesday.
Granted: But the board of directors says "you're fired"

I wish I won the lotto.

Modifié par Jax Sparrow, 01 mars 2010 - 03:44 .

[Elastic Otter]

You won the lotto-- a lotto junk (bwah bwah bwah bwaaaaah!)

I wish I had a trombone for the aforemention sound effect

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 01 mars 2010 - 03:44 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted but to get it you must cross a unstable bridge over a large volcano

Granted have fun with mass effect

I wish my dog could talk

Modifié par Solostran85, 01 mars 2010 - 03:48 .

[Elastic Otter]

Granted: Meow chirp BOOM.



I wish I could find those castinets...

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted you find them locked in a see through container that cannot be opened



I wish I could see a half dwarf half nug half genlock

[Elastic Otter]

Granted, but Al Gore finds them first.



I wish I had Aqua Man's powers...

[zaim298]

Granted, but now you're hydrophobic



I wish I'm Batman

[Elastic Otter]

Granted:





Wish I could get rid of that mental picture...

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you now get to be a Batman Cardboard Cutout. (Edit: Woohoo! I got ninja'd, yet my Corrupt can still work as is! Can't keep that mental image in your head when you have no more mental power anymore in your new cardboard life! )

I wish for 10 hours of sound, peaceful, nightmare free sleep, followed by waking up to a Cinnamon Toast Breakfast that is not ill in any way, shape, or form, is rightfully mine, & is legitimate.

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 01 mars 2010 - 04:33 .

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but but directly after finishing your perfect breakfast you'll wake up and find that it's all been a dream and you've only been asleep for 4 hours.



I wish that a big wad of cash would fall in my lap, and that I could spend it on anything I wanted.

[1bloodyrogue]

SargeantRenegade wrote...

Granted, but but directly after finishing your perfect breakfast you'll wake up and find that it's all been a dream and you've only been asleep for 4 hours.

I wish that a big wad of cash would fall in my lap, and that I could spend it on anything I wanted.

Granted but its monopoly money.

I wish Bioware actually made Jade Empire 2

[Haasth]

1bloodyrogue wrote...

SargeantRenegade wrote...

Granted, but but directly after finishing your perfect breakfast you'll wake up and find that it's all been a dream and you've only been asleep for 4 hours.

I wish that a big wad of cash would fall in my lap, and that I could spend it on anything I wanted.

Granted but its monopoly money.

I wish Bioware actually made Jade Empire 2

Granted, they make the game but never release it and EA cancels the project despite it being finished. In result they delete any content created for Jade Empire 2 and never mention it again. If a fan brings up the subject they do not even respond. 

I wish I could skip ahead 3 years. 

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you skip ahead 3 years & find a world where Rats & Mice have taken over the world, & they've already eaten anything & everything they could find. You look like a very tasty surprise...



I wish Mas Effect 3 does not come out broken, buggy, gimp, &/or underdeveloped.