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[KnightofPhoenix]

Granted, Mass Effect 3 doesn't come out at all.

I wish I had Alex Mercer's abilities from Prototype.

[Jax Sparrow]

Granted: But you lost them when they took out a brain tumor from your head.



I wish Ayumi Hamasaki was my wife.

[1bloodyrogue]

Granted but she has a penis.

I wish their were more than just one origin in awakening.

[TSamee]

Granted; Awakening now has eight Origins based on your ending. However, the resources that go into creating a game where meaningful choices carry over causes BioWare to lose massive amounts of money and be dropped by EA. Square Enix then buys the rights to Dragon Age and fills it with chocobos, insanely convoluted plots and anime-style art.



I wish these website pages I'm writing would just write themselves...

[Daewan]

Granted, they write themselves in the style of Geocities.



I wish my boss would shut the hell up.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, he is a mute now and has to tell you everything in writing, his handwriting sucks, massively



i wish anime didn't need filler

[xxSylphxx]

Granted,

The running time of all anime has been cut by 40% as all filler is removed. With these key artistic moments removed the pacing for 80% of all anime is so disrupted as to lead to anime being easily confused with advertizements. Many people become thusly confused and fewer and fewer people watch anime leading to its unltimate demise as an artform.

I wish for an eight page essay on why you love anime.

Modifié par xxSylphxx, 01 mars 2010 - 08:29 .

[Baracuda6977]

granted, but it melts your brain as it favors Neon Genesis Evangelion



i wish that my currently full C drive could borrow space from my empty D drive to install in instead of getting crapped up and boggy

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but borrowing D Drive space causes faulty data reading & your System now can't quit BSOD'ing. You are forced to Fdisk.



I wish toilet humor went extinct.

[zaim298]

granted, human also extinct



i wish for one perfect wish

[zaim298]

lol



granted, it is now 5 hours long



i wish for a bag of chips

[Thunderblarg]

Celrath wrote...

Granted they are all 500mhz

I wish for all the world to be my playground

Granted, but its based off a playground in the ghetto.

I wish for biotic powers.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted but you become crippled in the process of getting your powers.

I wish I could meet Deckard cain.

Modifié par Solostran85, 02 mars 2010 - 12:06 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you get to meet him in your dreams... Which then turn into horrid nightmares!

Celrath wrote...
Granted, Here I am :Rimshot:

This looks like it's suggesting that Celrath's appearance is a bad thing, thus justifying it's use as a Corruption. I wish to know if it's intended.

[Elastic Otter]

Granted: but the cure is more cowbell.



I wish for a back scratcher.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you now acquire one of the Tubas from the Mythbusters that was blown up in one of their mythbusting experiments. I wouldn't try showing it to any real musician if I were you...

I wish to cure Celrath's Sig Ban Fever & replace it with Sig Bar Fever! (As an act of benevolence.)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 02 mars 2010 - 04:07 .

[Ke11iente]

Granted, except it's so sweet that it turns out to be like a high-maintenance lap-dog; you have to take it to the vet to get its glands squeezed once a month, and its so scared of everything it won't leave the house and constantly sh*ts the floor. Also, chews up all your shoes.



I wish I had the body of a 22 year old.