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[zaim298]

Granted, now it is f**ked up with everything



I wish to be a better person than i am now

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but temptation overwhelms you when you spot a waffle shop



I wish that I lived in waffle world.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Wish granted, but you know, waffles hate humans and usually kill them instantly.

I wish I had my own personal Morrigan.  

Modifié par The Woldan , 03 mars 2010 - 12:43 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but she shape shifts into a spider, permanently.



I wish I could go back in time and save Chris Farley from dying

[zaim298]

Granted, but you die instead

I wish I have the guts to audition for Britain Got Talent

Modifié par zaim298, 03 mars 2010 - 12:51 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but while your there your guts spill out.

I wish that my wishes were impossible to corrupt.

Modifié par Solostran85, 03 mars 2010 - 12:58 .

[Giant ambush beetle]

Granted, your wishes are indestructible, but your body is not.



I wish I could experience a real adventure.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted. Everything is now legal and the world falls into complete anarchy. The human race will drive itself to extinction within a month.



I wish for a private island.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but its so small you only have enough room to sit on it.



I wish I could find a shrubbery for the knights of Ni.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but then you will have to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with... a herring!



I wish for a large tub of fried chicken.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Granted, unfortunately you wont survive the attack of a mob of angry fried zombie chicken..



I wish I had a nailgun to shoot you all in the head.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted. However, you also have a superpowered magnet in your cranium which redirects all shots fired back to you.



I wish I could pick a season of Oz to watch this evening.

[Giant ambush beetle]

Wish granted, but chances are pretty high that you get killed by scavengers in the first few days after apocalypse.



I wish I could cheat death.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, but death doesn't take kindly to cheaters, have fun watching everyone around you die from horrible accidents aimed at you



i wish i had a full primal workout set (varying kettlebells, inch thick hemp ropes, indian clubs, maces, giant lead pipes, 50lb sledgehammers, tractor tires, etc.)

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted but to get it you must cross a loose bridge over a large active volcano.



I wish I could go snowboarding in Colorado.

[El Spork-o]

Granted, but all that water makes it slippery and you drop it.



I wish my cat would stop chewing my computer wires.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted. Your hands are now big enough to hold the planet, but the rest of your body is still the same size that it always has been.



I wish for a new set of powertools.

[Elastic Otter]

Granted, but you won't get ANY of their comics.



I wish I had a graham ******.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, and the result of this bizarre union is the panwaffle; a food that kills anyone who eats it.



I wish for a nice, quiet, drama free evening.

[Elastic Otter]

Granted. Welcome to South Dakota. (ooh, stepped on some toes).../../../images/forum/emoticons/surprised.png
Panwaffle!  That's like, the thing that Zamphir plays, right?
lol.

I wish for a word that rhymes with Orange.

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 03 mars 2010 - 02:27 .