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[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but you will be hunted down by Blizzard Entertainment and be forced into slavery as a Worgen NPC in WoW:Cataclysm.



I wish for a sushi knife.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, it falls on you point first though



i wish MMORPG's weren't P2P and instead financed their black holes by selling a series of cheap, well written rpgs for portable devices

[Elastic Otter]

Granted: Black holes are now selling till it's gone Gone GONE!



I wish for sporks to become a staple utensil.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted. They become the primary utensil for removing staples from documents.



I wish for a big bowl of sugary goodness for everyone else on the forum to enjoy.

[Elastic Otter]

Granted: We all ate a heapin' bowl of Glinda.



I wish for shiny red shoes.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but whenever you click your heels together you go on huge hallucinatory acid trips that make you look like a complete weirdo.



I wish for a lifesized inflatable Alistair.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted. Ninja Vanish!!! Now you will be Sumo'd! (Do ya dare to ask what that means? )

I wish the Moon surface glows in the dark!

[--Master of All--]

Granted. You also get a free copy of Pink Floyd's 1973 album, "The Other Side of the Moon".



I wish for a cure to cowbell fever.

[SargeantRenegade]

Granted, but then the public repeals the granting on the grounds that the world "needs more cowbell."



I wish for a full English breakfast.

[--Master of All--]

Granted. It was the one you ate last week.



I wish a swallow could carry a coconut.

[Moodath]

Granted. But it flies over you and drops the coconut, hitting you on the head and killing you almost instantly.





I wish to recieve a bailout check from the government for $100,000 every week for the rest of my life.

[Madame November]

Granted, but it's the result of a massive climate change which turns your region into an uninhabitable wasteland.



I wish to have a heated swimming pool in my backyard.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you can now write awesome stories... But not Publish them!



I wish Miranda Lawson gets teleported into the old Roseanna Show & replaces Roseanne's character in the series.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted but ________



I wish that it didn't take over a day for people to reply..

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted, illegally.



I wish Tyrax would respond to my "____" grant. I am curious to see what he says!

[Baracuda6977]

granted, but it's like RvB, the first time you get in it, you will promptly destroy it and need another



i wish final fantasy wasn't taking so much flaming

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, final fantasy be canceled to prevent further flaming.



I wish I had a talking cell phone.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted but _____ and then you_____ which leads to _____ and you ____ which pisses the President off and forces him to ____ and the (Czar?) of Russia has to ___ and the world is plunged into World War Three.



I wish I ____and that ____ and ____ for ___ and she ____.