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[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but it breaks and you are sent into prehistoric times.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes.

Modifié par Solostran85, 10 mars 2010 - 02:15 .

[Baracuda6977]

granted, but now you don't understand it's functioning in any other setting



i wish you didn't have to wait for cheese 'Hot-n-Ready's

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. But since I have no idea what you are talking about I'll give you a watermelon cough drop.



I wish I had a machine that made waffles and syrup.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, but it was made in china and gives you lead poisoning



i wish my puppy was healed up (just got spayed)

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, your puppy is all healed up after a big palmful of Salt is rubbed into the Incision. (No ill intended, just doing the Thread's work!)

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...
I wish Tyrax would respond to my
"____" grant. I am curious to see what he says!

Granted, my response is '----'!

I wish I am funny in the morning while still drinking my morning coffee.

[wraithofblades]

granted but the coffee burns your throat so bad you can't speak above a whisper.


I wish my sister didn't have psychosis

Modifié par wraithofblades, 10 mars 2010 - 04:41 .

[druplesnubb]

Granted, she doesn't have psychosis since she's dead.



I wish I could come up with something better to wish for.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Celrath wrote...

Banned because Mick Rowe will eat it

Hey this is not the place for that!

I wish I owned a island that wasn't in the shape of a skull.

Modifié par Solostran85, 10 mars 2010 - 09:55 .

[Baracuda6977]

granted, but it goes into his sig



i wish i had a self restocking fridge

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted. But attached to it is a hungry man eating bear.

I wish I had a half cat, half dog stuck together, that could recite epic poems, and play basketball.

Modifié par Solostran85, 11 mars 2010 - 12:05 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, Bill Gates gives you 1/2 of his monetary value then sues it back outta you. You end up a street bum.

I wish for :cD to become a new Emoticon, called the 'happy dwarf'!

[Steve236]

Granted but your a savant with the IQ of 20.



I wish I become a daemon prince after wiping out a chapter of Space Marine.

[Haasth]

Steve236 wrote...

Granted but your a savant with the IQ of 20.

I wish I become a daemon prince after wiping out a chapter of Space Marine.

Granted. There will just never be Space Marines to wipe out and you end us as one of those wannabe-superhero/villains and laughed at by the whole world while you go around attempting to scare children screaming 'Blood for the blood god!' 

I wish I had the ability to traverse the timeline. 

Modifié par Haasth, 11 mars 2010 - 03:32 .

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you traverse the timeline as a spectre-like entity that can never interact with any good thing you see. You're existence is very lonely & cold.



I wish for a Dragon to become our new American Idol Champion. (Lets see Simon Cowl bad-mouth something that can eat him!)

[druplesnubb]

Granted, but he's terrible at singing and the only reason people like him is because of the mass lobotmies the new fascist government has committed to keep the population in line.

I wish none of that actually happens.

Modifié par druplesnubb, 11 mars 2010 - 06:29 .