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[druplesnubb]

Granted the new currency is human blood.



I wish It wwould stop snowing.

[SpectreSeven]

Granted, the sun will melt you though.



I wish I was a Reaper.

[Haasth]

v1K0 wrote...

Granted, the sun will melt you though.

I wish I was a Reaper.

Granted, you just don't have any special abilities and still look very human. A German Shepard one day walks by and kills you in it's frenzy. No one will know why and the case will be dismissed as an accident by a man named John Turianus. The dog will be put down. 

I wish I could conjure items and beings whenever I feel like it from my imagination. 

Modifié par Haasth, 11 mars 2010 - 09:23 .

[heretica]

Haasth wrote...

v1K0 wrote...

Granted, the sun will melt you though.

I wish I was a Reaper.

Granted, you just don't have any special abilities and still look very human. A German Shepard one day walks by and kills you in it's frenzy. No one will know why and the case will be dismissed as an accident by a man named John Turianus. The dog will be put down. 

I wish I could conjure items and beings whenever I feel like it from my imagination. 

Lmao, German Shepard. Is he wearing sandals AND socks? (No offense, they are cute in an awkward way)

WISH GRANTED, SIR. Turns out one night you decide to try Acid. Bad trip. Now you can only think of talking carrots.




I wish I had money to buy hockey gear 

[Haasth]

Catt128 wrote...

Haasth wrote...

v1K0 wrote...

Granted, the sun will melt you though.

I wish I was a Reaper.

Granted, you just don't have any special abilities and still look very human. A German Shepard one day walks by and kills you in it's frenzy. No one will know why and the case will be dismissed as an accident by a man named John Turianus. The dog will be put down. 

I wish I could conjure items and beings whenever I feel like it from my imagination. 

Lmao, German Shepard. Is he wearing sandals AND socks? (No offense, they are cute in an awkward way)

WISH GRANTED, SIR. Turns out one night you decide to try Acid. Bad trip. Now you can only think of talking carrots.




I wish I had money to buy hockey gear 

Haha... Talking carrots, good god. 

Granted, you have the money but you'll be robbed by a gang of thug cats when you go out to buy the gear. The next morning you run into them again and this time they are equipped with the hokey gear you were trying to buy. As cute as they look in that hockey gear, they do still decide to beat you up with the sticks. If only you would have bought the gear online... if only...

I wish I had 10 minutes of free shopping at my local electronics store. 

Modifié par Haasth, 11 mars 2010 - 10:13 .

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Granted but you get caught and thrown in jail.

I wish that ___________________________ . There really is text there, my wish is just classified information. I don't want people to know what is going on

Modifié par Ezio Senri De Pachi, 11 mars 2010 - 11:53 .

[Baracuda6977]

Ezio Senri De Pachi wrote...

Granted but you get caught and thrown in jail.

I wish that ___________________________ . There really is text there, my wish is just classified information. I don't want people to know what is going on

Oh, of course __________________________.  May the brotherhood live on.

i wish i could access life's console window and input cheats

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, but unfortunately, Life's Cheats are bugged & you end up making existence Crash. & sadly, there's no Flash Drive Back-Up or other recovery device for Life.

I wish I knew how Ezio hid that Wish above, for I tried like unholy buggers to find it, but completely failed. As far as I can tell, it looks like a bunch of Underscores to me. (Is this a Yoda level puder force power, or are ya pulling our legs?)

Modifié par Tyrax Lightning, 12 mars 2010 - 12:42 .

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Your wish will be granted, on the date of 12/21/12



I wish for a pig that talks in epic monologues.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, but Homer steals his Spider-Pig back from you



i wish it was an hour earlier

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, it's an hour earlier after something very bad happens to you so you go back an hour earlier & get to relive that very bad event & get buggered by it twice!



I wish for this Wish to get corrupted by 3 Posters before the next Wish is submitted to the Thread!

[druplesnubb]

GRANTED BUT THE THREE POSTERS WILL WRITE IN ALL CAPS AND OVERUSE SMILEYS.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

I would grant you a wish, but since you did not ask for one I cannot grant you one.



I wish Celrath would stop posting that vampire picture of himself.

[Ezio Senri De Pachi]

Oh I don't know how to hide it, so it really was just underscores, Tyrax. And I will grant your wish to its full extent. Know why? Because then I can wish for this...



I wish I ruled the world. Eat that. And I wish that I had technology on my side so I lived forever, meaning I also had bare minimum, ten thousand years to place a force to combat any possible resistance that would spring up. My tyranny knows NO bounds.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but everyone disappears the day you come into power leaving you alone forever.



I wish I had a half duck, half monkey that could sing me epic poems, and cook me food fit for god himself.

[Baracuda6977]

granted, but the chimpanzee half is the upper half and it eats your face off and cooks it for you



i wish i could traverse between Earth, Hell and Heaven at will

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Granted, but you lost your traveling visa and get stuck in hell, forever.

I wish the next wish would get corrupted.

Modifié par Solostran85, 12 mars 2010 - 11:04 .

[Baracuda6977]

that isn't a wish, it's also completely unoriginal, go come up with a better wish



i wish i could write a dark fantasy sci-fi mix that didn't make me feel like i should be in an insane asylum

[druplesnubb]

Granted, everyone who reads it thinks it sucks.



I wish I could transcend spacetime.

[Tyrax Lightning]

Granted, you transcend spacetime, but you get stuck there, so you can't return to eat, drink, or breathe, so you expire. (To put it kindly...)



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[Baracuda6977]

granted, it falls from the stratosphere and kills people though, it's like 'The Box'

i wish i had a universal remote control programmed into my mind so i can think my tv to the next channel or the lights off, power up my laptop while setting my alarm and cooking some ramen, etc.

Modifié par Baracuda6977, 13 mars 2010 - 12:41 .