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[smartbombradio]

Sorry, as a girl gamer you didn't hit any marks for me for love interests this round even counting the ones you can't get.  I love the male characters... you know.. um... in the dreaded friend way.

Thane -  Too emo, and going to be dead by the next game probably.   Also, too much life baggage.
Jacob - Boooorrrinnnggg.    If I wanted to bang someone with nothing interesting to say I would have shagged Navigator Pressley in ME1. 
Garrus - Turian?  Really?  Nothing hotter than disciplined, anti-human sex.  Plus guys with active apparent medical trauma still healing, not sexy.
Joker -  Shepard would shatter every bone in his body dropping that on him.
Mordin - Salarians probably do EVERYTHING fast.  No thanks.  Plus I listened to his views on sex and he's a bit kink.
Grunt - If I wanted to get head butted while doing the do, maybe. Plus I EVENTUALLY want kids. Genophage doesn't really make a big catholic family seem likely.
That Scottish Engineer - Scottish.   Nuff said.
Kaiden -  Will always tell you "I have a headache"  HAHAHA L2 Biotic Joke!
Hannar - A giant tongue with hanging tenticles? I... hrm... let me explore that further *25 minutes later*
Elcor - "Unconvincing Statement:  This has never happened to me before"

I could and have gone on and on.  Anyway, I was sitting here, planning on a sad, uninspired use of Garrus just for the novelty when I saw him, Kal Reegar.  Standing, centurion like, resplendant in his red envirosuit, armed with nothing but a rocket launcher and a giant set of cajones.  He was handsome, he was just gruff enough to think he might throw you a round a little, and was already constantly encased in a giant profolactic.  I won't go any further to drift into spoiler territory, but he was magnificient. 

Why can't I have my Quarian???? WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER!!!<3

Update: Just found out Kal Reegar is Jayne from Firefly.   I now DEMAND more of him in expansions and ME3.  If these demands are not complied with, scientology literature will be shipped in mass quantities!!! 

Modifié par smartbombradio, 01 février 2010 - 11:24 .

[The Demonologist]

Now, it may not have seemed like much with what they idd with him... But mark my words.



Mass Effect 3.



Judging by the way he was handled here, he'll definitely have a larger impact in 3 than we give him credit for.

[smartbombradio]

God I can only hope.....

[peterflam]

so you basically want a guy with grey skin and glowing white eyes? cause that's what quarians look like under there.



surprised you didn't pick jacob for his big, vascular attribute.

[thatguy212]

Does he appear at any other time besides the recruiting tali mission?

[smartbombradio]

peterflam wrote...

so you basically want a guy with grey skin and glowing white eyes? cause that's what quarians look like under there.

surprised you didn't pick jacob for his big, vascular attribute.

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It's not the size of the cruiser it's the skill of the pilot:devil:.

Modifié par smartbombradio, 01 février 2010 - 10:32 .

[tthammy]

i like kal reegar he is addorable ^.^ ( i am a guy and no i am not gay)

[Ingahootz]

After reading the OP's post I now feel sad for girl gamers. At least us guys have Kelly.



OOHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[smartbombradio]

Yeah I wonder why we didn't get a cute cabana boy instead of Kelly

[Kwonnern]

smartbomb

LOL @ the Elcor one! (Unconvincing)

Well played!

Modifié par Kwonnern, 30 janvier 2010 - 07:51 .

[tthammy]

xD if there is no tali i don t know who to choose between kelly and miranda

[Ingahootz]

It's honestly not a hard choice. Miranda has a big forehead and a bloated butt. Kelly is clearly the superior option.

[smartbombradio]

What's wrong with a little junk in the trunk?

[tthammy]

Ingahootz wrote...

It's honestly not a hard choice. Miranda has a big forehead and a bloated butt. Kelly is clearly the superior option.

i hope you won t say that to yvone strastohvik or something >,< hard name but stil she looks stil great ^.^ and cool

[smartbombradio]

this just in from the AP news outlet in my fantasies



"Bioware Announced today the new expansion pack for the hit game Mass Effect 2 tentatively titled "A Date With Kal Reegar." Female Shepard players will get to enjoy a long date with the handsome Quarian where he takes you to the movie of your choice, then dinner at a real restaurant, not that place that serves beer in 32 ounce glasses, Will, then he will take you home where he will listen to your stories from work and rub your feet, then you'll just cuddle, because he doesn't want to move too fast. Male Shepard players will get to watch their far superior voiceacted female counterparts do this while engaging in autoeroticasphyixiation. The expansion pack will be released on February 13th, so you'll have something fun to do when he forgets Valentine's Day."

[Litos456]

Wow you discussed those male characters with such certainty as if they were real.

[tthammy]

Litos456 wrote...

Wow you discussed those male characters with such certainty as if they were real.

watch southpark imagination land and understand they are more real than you are here xD

[smartbombradio]

tthammy wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

Wow you discussed those male characters with such certainty as if they were real.

watch southpark imagination land and understand they are more real than you are here xD

LOL 

Imaaggginnnaaaattttttttttioooooooonnnnn

[Bigeyez]

Best thread ever? Best thread ever! +1 Vote for Kal Reegar. I'm a dude and I so wish i could have him join my squad. He's badass. Him and Tali on my team FTW.

[RogueAI]

Do you also have sexual relationships with your dog? Too many pervs who play Mass Effect.

[Irensesvox]

Kal'Reegar's armor is actually stained red from the blood of his enemies.

[smartbombradio]

Irensesvox wrote...

Kal'Reegar's armor is actually stained red from the blood of his enemies.

This is my new profile quote, thank you dear!

[Samurai Pumpkin]

I agree. Kal'Reegar has a great personality. It is unfortunate that he got such little time in ME2. He is a wonderful voice talent and play's the role of the Quarian die-hard sergeant very well.

[Kwonnern]

A Kal'Reegar DLC (like Zaeed but with more content/dialogue) would be optimal.



Clearly Kal'Reegar is quite efficient with Missile-Launchers!

[smartbombradio]

LOL yeah I would love that to be the next Cerberus network character. I tingled a bit when I saw him again the second place you saw him. AND HE EVEN WAS DOING COOL STUFF TO HELP YOU THERE!



He's the kind of guy who'd help you move.