uberman409 wrote...
ERJAK1 wrote...
Naltair wrote...
ERJAK1 wrote...
Kyero wrote...
males get one Alien relationship.
females get TWO alien relationships, female shepard in unfair imo.
Those relationships SUCK!!!!!!!!! THEY SUCK!!!!!!! Thane is post toasties(dead) in 8-12 months and Garrus is horribly disfigured. Not to mention a turian, his skin is hard as rock and jagged! I'd trade Tali for every femshep romance and a good chunk of the side missions and armor.
What about Jacob, he seems actually cool.
He's just kinda blah. He's a nice guy but that's about the whole of his character. More of a good buddy than an LI.
So for you, a love interest needs to be a neurotic alien? A nice guy wouldn't make a good love interest? Wouldn't make the best love interest in the long run? Please don't breed.
F*** you, first of all. Second off, that was me being polite for people who like him as a character. But since you were such a pain in the A** about it here we go.
Jacob is a whiny boring little B**** who's completely incapable of doing anything but bowing his head and saying yes ma'am. He's weak stupid and useless. He can't lead a team without dieing and if it weren't completely impossible for any team member to fail bringing the crew back, he'd fail there too.
Beyond all that he's BORING he says nothing worth listening to the whole game...except for when you find out his fathers a megalomaniac serial rapist. That's a great story to tell the kids huh. "Well your grandpa made people eat toxic plants and then raped them or killed them, or both."
He's scum.
The only reason you would have reacted to such a mild criticism like that is either A) you are just that much against a female option or

You're a fan of his character. If it's B, hope you like it.