This.. thing was designed to be romancable? Really? What?
He's a fish.
No, scratch that. He's a fish with skin colour that makes it look like somebody dumped flourescent paint on him with all the personality of a plank. There.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-alien. I find Garrus sexy! But Thane? Ew. No.
Why in god's name would anyone find Thane attractive?
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Because he has an aura. And his voice is sexy. I find his personality more attractive then his looks to be honest.
It all boils down to personal preference however.
It all boils down to personal preference however.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:09
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Ever hold a snake? How smooth they are?
There you go ;3
There you go ;3
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:12
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Fugue766 wrote...
Hes a reptile not a fish......
He looks like a fish.
Therefore he's a fish.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:15
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The same reason some people like to watch asari/hannar porn I guess.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:19
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The Angry One wrote...
He looks like a fish.
Therefore he's a fish.
Walks on land, on two feet, and breathes air. Which part of that is fish-like again? Before you mention the scales take note that reptiles have scales too.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:20
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Are you actually looking for someone to try to convince you or are you just taking the time to tell everyone that you don't like Thane..?
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:20
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If girls can find Garrus attractive, I dont think Thane is a stretch. I mean his looks are alien but you can see he was designed to look badass.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:20
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And his people originate from a desert world...tetracycloide wrote...
The Angry One wrote...
He looks like a fish.
Therefore he's a fish.
Walks on land, on two feet, and breathes air. Which part of that is fish-like again? Before you mention the scales take note that reptiles have scales too.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:21
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LebatomiBeni wrote...
Are you actually looking for someone to try to convince you or are you just taking the time to tell everyone that you don't like Thane..?
No, I genuinely want to know how anybody could find that repulsive fish attractive. I cannot understand it.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:23
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Mikey_205 wrote...
If girls can find Garrus attractive, I dont think Thane is a stretch. I mean his looks are alien but you can see he was designed to look badass.
The thing is.... Garrus looks like a sexy lizardy alien.
Thane looks like a man dressing up like a fish. Who had paint spilled on him.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:23
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... It seems much better then Garrus who not only looks even more alien, but has half his face melted off.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:23
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The Angry One wrote...
LebatomiBeni wrote...
Are you actually looking for someone to try to convince you or are you just taking the time to tell everyone that you don't like Thane..?
No, I genuinely want to know how anybody could find that repulsive fish attractive. I cannot understand it.
Imo, he looks no less human than the asari with their head tentacle things.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:25
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He's cool granted, but I have no idea why people find him attractive. All this interspecies breeding is getting way out of control. If they keep this up ME wont be science fiction anymore. Might as well call it science fantasy. Its akin to beastiality IMO....The Angry One wrote...
This.. thing was designed to be romancable? Really? What?
He's a fish.
No, scratch that. He's a fish with skin colour that makes it look like somebody dumped flourescent paint on him with all the personality of a plank. There.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-alien. I find Garrus sexy! But Thane? Ew. No.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:25
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I suppose I haven't worded my point too well, let me put it this way.
Thane looks like a cosplayer. He doesn't look alien to me at all. He looks like a dork trying to be an alien fish man and failing miserably. I just call him a fish to articulate what I think of him, not that I think he's an actual fish.
As for Garrus. I for one like scars. No I'm not Krogan.
Thane looks like a cosplayer. He doesn't look alien to me at all. He looks like a dork trying to be an alien fish man and failing miserably. I just call him a fish to articulate what I think of him, not that I think he's an actual fish.
As for Garrus. I for one like scars. No I'm not Krogan.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:25
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I tapped sweet jacks ass the other day and boy am i pushing up on Tali hard are there any other love intrests for me to pursue because i need some of that sweet Miranda sauce as well.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:28
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I like to think its a matter of good characterization combined with the role-play aspect of seeing a oddly attractive(because we are all into something odd) naked humanoid thing.
Personally if he keeps the creepy memory thing to a minimum my Male-Shep. would love to have a nice little Bro-mance with him.
Personally if he keeps the creepy memory thing to a minimum my Male-Shep. would love to have a nice little Bro-mance with him.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:28
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I don't know how people can find animals attractive but some do. It's personal preference and I guess if it isn't yours then thats why you have other options.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:30
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Mikey_205 wrote...
If girls can find Garrus attractive, I dont think Thane is a stretch. I mean his looks are alien but you can see he was designed to look badass.
Im waiting for thre krogan fan girl lol
Thane is proabably more plauseable then garrus (says the garrus fangirl) only because Thane looks more humanoide then Garrus
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:31
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I don't get why you don't get it. It's just opinion. Get over it.
Plus, the fact that you say you like scars proves my point. Some people will think Garrus is unattractive/hate scars or whatever else.
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Posté 01 février 2010 - 02:33
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The Angry One wrote...
This.. thing was designed to be romancable? Really? What?
He's a fish.
No, scratch that. He's a fish with skin colour that makes it look like somebody dumped flourescent paint on him with all the personality of a plank. There.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-alien. I find Garrus sexy! But Thane? Ew. No.
Well I find Garrus too scaly and bony
Thane has that effiminate while still being manly thing going on too. 
