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[JEBesh]

Am I seeing things, or is a cloth-wearing cloud-head whose strength is dependent on drawing upon outside sources attempting to threaten a dwarven prince?

[drakeyuuhi]

just face it. humans are the best that why they the high people in the world

[Two-Bull]

relentlessimp wrote...

Errol wrote...

Agreed! even if your mage looks like a girl, he'll still be cooler than any dwarf! (Sorry man couldn't resist)

Wait until it updates. Thanks to Fulgrim, he's even more feminine now. 

Two-Bull said...

I agree. That is a vital part of the fabric of the world: as long as the world is defined as the sale of Lyrium, our major export. Aside from that, all of you witches and charlatans are welcome in my kingdom the next time I need to entertain my nephew at his birthday party. Show us a another trick, oh mighty mage, I think we might have an opening in our cabinet: court jester.

Oh, certainly, I've a trick to show you. If you'll just look right into the tip of my finger... oh, sorry. Did I put a bolt of lightning through your eyesocket? My apologies, noble dwarf! Oops, there I go again. Silly me. I really can't seem to stop. Tsk.

Leave the heavy lifting to the heavy lifters and you and the rest of your kind can stick to wearing dresses and carrying pointy sticks. Now, you better pull a rabbit out of your hat and vanish, because the next time that lightning hits me in the eye, I'm going to knock the wrinkles out of your fancy dress with my hammer. Am I supposed to be scared, because I don't see anyone aroung that's willing to stand in front of you and fight your battles for you while you make it rain inside my castle.

[relentlessimp]

Honestly, dwarves could destroy the humans if they cared. They don't. Silly.

Two-Bull wrote...

Leave the heavy lifting to the heavy lifters and you and the rest of your kind can stick to wearing dresses and carrying pointy sticks. Now, you better pull a rabbit out of your hat and vanish, because the next time that lightning hits me in the eye, I'm going to knock the wrinkles out of your fancy dress with my hammer. Am I supposed to be scared, because I don't see anyone aroung that's willing to stand in front of you and fight your battles for you while you make it rain inside my castle.

Hm. So sorry about the roof, good ser. And the valuables that seem to have melted into your skin. And all the blood that's been drained out of you. Tsk. Silly lightning. Gets away from you every once in a while.

Modifié par relentlessimp, 15 octobre 2009 - 06:33 .

[Errel]

JEBesh wrote...

Am I seeing things, or is a cloth-wearing cloud-head whose strength is dependent on drawing upon outside sources attempting to threaten a dwarven prince?

Why? What are you gonna do about it tinkerbell?

[_Anavrin_]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

just face it. humans are the best that why they the high people in the world

Bend down here and say that to my face.

[JEBesh]

Errel wrote...

Why? What are you gonna do about it tinkerbell?

I'll do nothing but laugh when you discover the effectiveness of your magic against dwarves. And then, there will be two halves of you.

Modifié par JEBesh, 15 octobre 2009 - 06:36 .

[Cuuniyevo]

Not to mention that arena the Commoner has to sneak into? That was held in OUR honor.

[drakeyuuhi]

damn drunk little men beat humans. that be day the world ends

[nordrian]

Wish there was gnomes, gnomes would rule the world

[Fulgrim88]

I like where this thread is going *sharpens his axe*

[drakeyuuhi]

*sharpens his two handle blade* let me show you why templer are feared by people

[_Anavrin_]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

*sharpens his two handle blade* let me show you why templer are feared by people

Feared by those puny mages maybe.

[nordrian]

*sharpens his butter knife* As a prince, a dwarf noble doesn't need to fight, he sends an army to do it for him, so he eats, drink bears, sings drinking song, and has fun with female dwarf.

[Errel]

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Errol wrote...

Agreed! even if your mage looks like a girl, he'll still be cooler than any dwarf! (Sorry man couldn't resist)

Wait until it updates. Thanks to Fulgrim, he's even more feminine now. 

Two-Bull said...

I agree. That is a vital part of the fabric of the world: as long as the world is defined as the sale of Lyrium, our major export. Aside from that, all of you witches and charlatans are welcome in my kingdom the next time I need to entertain my nephew at his birthday party. Show us a another trick, oh mighty mage, I think we might have an opening in our cabinet: court jester.

Oh, certainly, I've a trick to show you. If you'll just look right into the tip of my finger... oh, sorry. Did I put a bolt of lightning through your eyesocket? My apologies, noble dwarf! Oops, there I go again. Silly me. I really can't seem to stop. Tsk.

Leave the heavy lifting to the heavy lifters and you and the rest of your kind can stick to wearing dresses and carrying pointy sticks. Now, you better pull a rabbit out of your hat and vanish, because the next time that lightning hits me in the eye, I'm going to knock the wrinkles out of your fancy dress with my hammer. Am I supposed to be scared, because I don't see anyone aroung that's willing to stand in front of you and fight your battles for you while you make it rain inside my castle.

Now you listen to me you under educated midget. If you had an iq over room temperature, you would understand not to anger people that can set you on fire by looking at you. As you do not, i will forget that little slip of the tongue of yours. But if you don't crawl back into that hole in the ground that you dare call a castle, I might decide that you would look good with a molten face.

[relentlessimp]

Oh, my. This is getting quite violent. I do so enjoy... violence.

[Two-Bull]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

*sharpens his two handle blade* let me show you why templer are feared by people

It sounds like another challenger is ready to enter the arena and either hide or stand far, far away while fighting.

[drakeyuuhi]

this mage wants to die? maglc against dwarf not good idea. blade against dwarf that better idea

[drakeyuuhi]

*walks into arena* where is that little punk drinking little man?

[JEBesh]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

this mage wants to die? maglc against dwarf not good idea. blade against dwarf that better idea

For a human templar, you're not so dumb. Ignore the squishy one whose powers are not his own.

[Two-Bull]

Errel wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Errol wrote...

Agreed! even if your mage looks like a girl, he'll still be cooler than any dwarf! (Sorry man couldn't resist)

Wait until it updates. Thanks to Fulgrim, he's even more feminine now. 

Two-Bull said...

I agree. That is a vital part of the fabric of the world: as long as the world is defined as the sale of Lyrium, our major export. Aside from that, all of you witches and charlatans are welcome in my kingdom the next time I need to entertain my nephew at his birthday party. Show us a another trick, oh mighty mage, I think we might have an opening in our cabinet: court jester.

Oh, certainly, I've a trick to show you. If you'll just look right into the tip of my finger... oh, sorry. Did I put a bolt of lightning through your eyesocket? My apologies, noble dwarf! Oops, there I go again. Silly me. I really can't seem to stop. Tsk.

Leave the heavy lifting to the heavy lifters and you and the rest of your kind can stick to wearing dresses and carrying pointy sticks. Now, you better pull a rabbit out of your hat and vanish, because the next time that lightning hits me in the eye, I'm going to knock the wrinkles out of your fancy dress with my hammer. Am I supposed to be scared, because I don't see anyone aroung that's willing to stand in front of you and fight your battles for you while you make it rain inside my castle.

Now you listen to me you under educated midget. If you had an iq over room temperature, you would understand not to anger people that can set you on fire by looking at you. As you do not, i will forget that little slip of the tongue of yours. But if you don't crawl back into that hole in the ground that you dare call a castle, I might decide that you would look good with a molten face.

You might be certain that you can set me on fire. I'm saying theres a good chance you can't. I am certain, that unless you brought a group of strong friends(ones that don't fight with sticks and puffs of wind) to slow me down, I'll be on you before you can say, "Oh my, don't stain my dress with my own blood, I just washed it."

[drakeyuuhi]

i see

[AClockworkMelon]

Oh what, you're a prince?

Too bad that the game mostly takes place in the human lands, where your status means nothing. Muahaha!

[Cuuniyevo]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

damn drunk little men beat humans. that be day the world ends

It's a testament to your ineffectual training and soft upbringing that we can beat you hands down, drunk or not.

[drakeyuuhi]

humans rule the lands. don't forget that