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[JEBesh]

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Oh what, you're a prince?
Too bad that the game mostly takes place in the human lands, where your status means nothing. Muahaha!

Luckily, I still have my arm and axe!

[_Anavrin_]

JEBesh wrote...

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Oh what, you're a prince?
Too bad that the game mostly takes place in the human lands, where your status means nothing. Muahaha!

Luckily, I still have my arm and axe!

I can fix that.

[Euphrati]

I always prefer to play the underdog and bring them to the top. City elves who are basically slaves fit my imagination perfectly. Born a slave, made into the hero is always an awesome story.

[Errel]

JEBesh wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

this mage wants to die? maglc against dwarf not good idea. blade against dwarf that better idea

For a human templar, you're not so dumb. Ignore the squishy one whose powers are not his own.

How would you like a rabbit crawling out of your hole my fun sized little friend?

[drakeyuuhi]

Errel wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

this mage wants to die? maglc against dwarf not good idea. blade against dwarf that better idea

For a human templar, you're not so dumb. Ignore the squishy one whose powers are not his own.

How would you like a rabbit crawling out of your hole my fun sized little friend?

who are you saying that to mage? *take blade out* me or the dwarf

[JEBesh]

_Anavrin_ wrote...

I can fix that.

You can try, castless.

[Two-Bull]

Now I've got to fight the sneaky little back stabber and the court jester. I tell you what, I'll wait until you stab me, then I'll grab your wrist and pound you senseless while "Puff, the Magic Dress Model" sprinkles me with daisy pettles from afar.

[Errel]

Two-Bull wrote...

Errel wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Errol wrote...

Agreed! even if your mage looks like a girl, he'll still be cooler than any dwarf! (Sorry man couldn't resist)

Wait until it updates. Thanks to Fulgrim, he's even more feminine now. 

Two-Bull said...

I agree. That is a vital part of the fabric of the world: as long as the world is defined as the sale of Lyrium, our major export. Aside from that, all of you witches and charlatans are welcome in my kingdom the next time I need to entertain my nephew at his birthday party. Show us a another trick, oh mighty mage, I think we might have an opening in our cabinet: court jester.

Oh, certainly, I've a trick to show you. If you'll just look right into the tip of my finger... oh, sorry. Did I put a bolt of lightning through your eyesocket? My apologies, noble dwarf! Oops, there I go again. Silly me. I really can't seem to stop. Tsk.

Leave the heavy lifting to the heavy lifters and you and the rest of your kind can stick to wearing dresses and carrying pointy sticks. Now, you better pull a rabbit out of your hat and vanish, because the next time that lightning hits me in the eye, I'm going to knock the wrinkles out of your fancy dress with my hammer. Am I supposed to be scared, because I don't see anyone aroung that's willing to stand in front of you and fight your battles for you while you make it rain inside my castle.

Now you listen to me you under educated midget. If you had an iq over room temperature, you would understand not to anger people that can set you on fire by looking at you. As you do not, i will forget that little slip of the tongue of yours. But if you don't crawl back into that hole in the ground that you dare call a castle, I might decide that you would look good with a molten face.

You might be certain that you can set me on fire. I'm saying theres a good chance you can't. I am certain, that unless you brought a group of strong friends(ones that don't fight with sticks and puffs of wind) to slow me down, I'll be on you before you can say, "Oh my, don't stain my dress with my own blood, I just washed it."

You wouldn't make it 5 steps from where you stand, which in your case means about 6 inches lofty.

[drakeyuuhi]

ahahahahah dwarf things he can take templer on. i tell you i tell you. way to much ale in him

[_Anavrin_]

JEBesh wrote...

_Anavrin_ wrote...

I can fix that.

You can try, castless.

Listen hear youngin' we aren't in dwarven lands anymore, your family can't save you now.

[drakeyuuhi]

_Anavrin_ wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

_Anavrin_ wrote...

I can fix that.

You can try, castless.

Listen hear youngin' we aren't in dwarven lands anymore, your family can't save you now.

that a smart dwarf talking. your in human lands so listen to humans

[Errel]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

Errel wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

this mage wants to die? maglc against dwarf not good idea. blade against dwarf that better idea

For a human templar, you're not so dumb. Ignore the squishy one whose powers are not his own.

How would you like a rabbit crawling out of your hole my fun sized little friend?

who are you saying that to mage? *take blade out* me or the dwarf

The dwarf obviously. Don't get me wrong, I do not speak to templar scum.
pssst.. Someone tell him i'm not speaking to him

[Fulgrim88]

Euphrati wrote...

I always prefer to play the underdog and bring them to the top. City elves who are basically slaves fit my imagination perfectly. Born a slave, made into the hero is always an awesome story.

A story told about a bazillion times in thousands of books and games though;)

Starting out at the top, loosing everything and reclaiming it makes for a nice change.
This usurper will think twice if it's comfortable sitting on my   throne once i've stuck my axe up his arse, blade up.

[relentlessimp]

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

[drakeyuuhi]

Errel wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

Errel wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

this mage wants to die? maglc against dwarf not good idea. blade against dwarf that better idea

For a human templar, you're not so dumb. Ignore the squishy one whose powers are not his own.

How would you like a rabbit crawling out of your hole my fun sized little friend?

who are you saying that to mage? *take blade out* me or the dwarf

The dwarf obviously. Don't get me wrong, I do not speak to templar scum.
pssst.. Someone tell him i'm not speaking to him

mage do i have show you why your weak ass mages fear templer?

[Cuuniyevo]

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Oh what, you're a prince?
Too bad that the game mostly takes place in the human lands, where your status means nothing. Muahaha!

It is from the stone we come and it is to the stone we shall return. Our status may be unknown in the human lands, but they shall soon taste our might when we crack their heads.

[_Anavrin_]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

_Anavrin_ wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

_Anavrin_ wrote...

I can fix that.

You can try, castless.

Listen hear youngin' we aren't in dwarven lands anymore, your family can't save you now.

that a smart dwarf talking. your in human lands so listen to humans

Watch your tongue human scum or you might find yourself without it.

[Two-Bull]

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

[JEBesh]

Since when am I currently in human lands? I've yet to leave Orzammar.

[drakeyuuhi]

_Anavrin_ wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

_Anavrin_ wrote...

JEBesh wrote...

_Anavrin_ wrote...

I can fix that.

You can try, castless.

Listen hear youngin' we aren't in dwarven lands anymore, your family can't save you now.

that a smart dwarf talking. your in human lands so listen to humans

Watch your tongue human scum or you might find yourself without it.

like you can do that old man?

[Errel]

Cuuniyevo wrote...

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Oh what, you're a prince?
Too bad that the game mostly takes place in the human lands, where your status means nothing. Muahaha!

It is from the stone we come and it is to the stone we shall return. Our status may be unknown in the human lands, but they shall soon taste our might when we crack their heads.

Right, don't forget to ask them to duck down so you can reach it niblet.

[Errel]

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

He was referring to blood magic you beard faced toddler.

[Fulgrim88]

Errel wrote...

Cuuniyevo wrote...

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Oh what, you're a prince?
Too bad that the game mostly takes place in the human lands, where your status means nothing. Muahaha!

It is from the stone we come and it is to the stone we shall return. Our status may be unknown in the human lands, but they shall soon taste our might when we crack their heads.

Right, don't forget to ask them to duck down so you can reach it niblet.

It just takes a firm punch to another part of your physique and we easily can, cloudhead

[relentlessimp]

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

[drakeyuuhi]

relentlessimp wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

a blood mage? here? mhm maybe good fight then. the other mage is a weakling but maybe your be a good fight