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[relentlessimp]

Don't be so quick to pick a fight, Templar. Six feet is nothing when it's dug by magic. Fifty, only a little more troublesome. How deep would you like your grave to be?

[Errel]

Fulgrim88 wrote...

Errel wrote...

Cuuniyevo wrote...

AClockworkMelon wrote...

Oh what, you're a prince?
Too bad that the game mostly takes place in the human lands, where your status means nothing. Muahaha!

It is from the stone we come and it is to the stone we shall return. Our status may be unknown in the human lands, but they shall soon taste our might when we crack their heads.

Right, don't forget to ask them to duck down so you can reach it niblet.

It just takes a firm punch to another part of your physique and we easily can, cloudhead

The only way you will be getting close to that part of me is when i teabag your charred remains mighty mouse.

[drakeyuuhi]

relentlessimp wrote...

Don't be so quick to pick a fight, Templar. Six feet is nothing when it's dug by magic. Fifty, only a little more troublesome. How deep would you like your grave to be?

if your a girl then mhm how about deep so we both fit nicely?

[AClockworkMelon]

Errel and Fulgrim, you guys crack me up.

[Iokastos]

_Anavrin_ wrote...

Dwarf Commoner > Dwarf Noble .

Completely agree, dwarf noble is awsome but commoner is even better

from nothing you arise to greatness, maybe even a paragon (which is better than king)

[Errel]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Don't be so quick to pick a fight, Templar. Six feet is nothing when it's dug by magic. Fifty, only a little more troublesome. How deep would you like your grave to be?

if your a girl then mhm how about deep so we both fit nicely?

Pick your battles carefully templar, or you might find yourself in so many pieces, what's left of you will fit nicely into one of these dwarves drinking mugs.

[drakeyuuhi]

Errel wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Don't be so quick to pick a fight, Templar. Six feet is nothing when it's dug by magic. Fifty, only a little more troublesome. How deep would you like your grave to be?

if your a girl then mhm how about deep so we both fit nicely?

Pick your battles carefully templar, or you might find yourself in so many pieces, what's left of you will fit nicely into one of these dwarves drinking mugs.

like a male mage can kill me? a templer? remember your place mage

[relentlessimp]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

if your a girl then mhm how about deep so we both fit nicely?

Alas. My heart belongs to Alistair. And I'm not so certain you'd enjoy it. You think me female? Silly man. Power is beauty, and I have the power. Some Templars hate mages; some Templars see them a necessary evil. And some need eye examinations.

[Red Viking]

I dunno. The Female City Elf has a major Kill Bill vibe going for her. That's pretty badass right there.

[drakeyuuhi]

relentlessimp wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

if your a girl then mhm how about deep so we both fit nicely?

Alas. My heart belongs to Alistair. And I'm not so certain you'd enjoy it. You think me female? Silly man. Power is beauty, and I have the power. Some Templars hate mages; some Templars see them a necessary evil. And some need eye examinations.

only mage that needs to be alive in the world is morrigan everyone else can burn. maglc? who needs maglc in this world?

[relentlessimp]

Red Viking wrote...

I dunno. The Female City Elf has a major Kill Bill vibe going for her. That's pretty badass right there.

I so expected "The Bride" jokes to pop up sooner. Bravo, sir.

[Two-Bull]

relentlessimp wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

The only way you'll see a drop of my blood is if my pick myself to a nosebleed from boredom while watching you make the grass grow around me and the sky turn dark...

[Fulgrim88]

Red Viking wrote...

I dunno. The Female City Elf has a major Kill Bill vibe going for her. That's pretty badass right there.

Shh, who dares going on-topic here?

[Errel]

drakeyuuhi wrote...

Errel wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Don't be so quick to pick a fight, Templar. Six feet is nothing when it's dug by magic. Fifty, only a little more troublesome. How deep would you like your grave to be?

if your a girl then mhm how about deep so we both fit nicely?

Pick your battles carefully templar, or you might find yourself in so many pieces, what's left of you will fit nicely into one of these dwarves drinking mugs.

like a male mage can kill me? a templer? remember your place mage

Ha, I will qoute that. When I stand over what is left of you after I'm done with you, bucketfaced bully.

[drakeyuuhi]

Errel wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

Errel wrote...

drakeyuuhi wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Don't be so quick to pick a fight, Templar. Six feet is nothing when it's dug by magic. Fifty, only a little more troublesome. How deep would you like your grave to be?

if your a girl then mhm how about deep so we both fit nicely?

Pick your battles carefully templar, or you might find yourself in so many pieces, what's left of you will fit nicely into one of these dwarves drinking mugs.

like a male mage can kill me? a templer? remember your place mage

Ha, I will qoute that. When I stand over what is left of you after I'm done with you, bucketfaced bully.

foolist mages and they foolist pride. us templer are the ones that killl your kind for fun

[Errel]

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

The only way you'll see a drop of my blood is if my pick myself to a nosebleed from boredom while watching you make the grass grow around me and the sky turn dark...

With the size of that nose, I'm sure we'll see more than a drop.

[relentlessimp]

Errel? I think this Templar needs a lesson in courtesy. It's not nice to taunt those who can rip your heart out through your chest with just a gesture, dear boy. Maybe a fifty foot deep hole wouldn't be large enough for your ego.

[drakeyuuhi]

relentlessimp wrote...

Errel? I think this Templar needs a lesson in courtesy. It's not nice to taunt those who can rip your heart out through your chest with just a gesture, dear boy. Maybe a fifty foot deep hole wouldn't be large enough for your ego.

 a mage would think he's the best? how is that not bigger ego then my? have you forgetton the reason my kind was forged. it was to kill mages like you

[Errel]

relentlessimp wrote...

Errel? I think this Templar needs a lesson in courtesy. It's not nice to taunt those who can rip your heart out through your chest with just a gesture, dear boy. Maybe a fifty foot deep hole wouldn't be large enough for your ego.

I believe you may be right my enlightened friend. It seems, it is too late for reason to teach this inferiority complex plagued tin can manners.

[drakeyuuhi]

Errel wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Errel? I think this Templar needs a lesson in courtesy. It's not nice to taunt those who can rip your heart out through your chest with just a gesture, dear boy. Maybe a fifty foot deep hole wouldn't be large enough for your ego.

I believe you may be right my enlightened friend. It seems, it is too late for reason to teach this inferiority complex plagued tin can manners.

no more talk then *draw my two handed blade*

[relentlessimp]

Oh, Templar? Did you know that metal conducts electricity? It's true. Let me show you. You really should find armor of a different material if you're going to address mages in such a manner.



Several lightning casts channeled through the Templar's armor later...



Ah. Slow-roasted. Perfect.

[JEBesh]

Two cloud-heads fighting. A mage who overestimates the power he draws from the Fade, and a slave to the Chantry. Amusing.

[Fulgrim88]

Might put those thinbones in the arena for a good laugh, while we feast on nug-steaks the size of their heads

[Two-Bull]

Errel wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Two-Bull wrote...

relentlessimp wrote...

Ah, that's too bad. Everyone's so eager to fight and shed their blood, when it could be put to much greater uses.

Leave it to "Ferelden's Next Top Dress Model" to talk diplomacy on the brink of a bar brawl. Let me guess, you didn't bring a meatshield to protect you while sprinkle "Fairy Dust" on my head?

Diplomacy? No, no. I'd like to show you a magic trick. A real one. *smiles sweetly* Just give me a drop of your blood, ser, and I'll show you wonders you've never seen before.

The only way you'll see a drop of my blood is if my pick myself to a nosebleed from boredom while watching you make the grass grow around me and the sky turn dark...

With the size of that nose, I'm sure we'll see more than a drop.

Another customer speaks. I thought I told you guys or gals, I can't really tell with all of you wearing dresses, that unless your ready to place an order, my time is precious. I know you're really proud of your ability to perform parlor tricks and turn water into wine. I'm not. Figure out how to turn water into beer and you're onto something. Until then, speak to the Minister of Trade about purchasing some more magic dust.

[drakeyuuhi]

JEBesh wrote...

Two cloud-heads fighting. A mage who overestimates the power he draws from the Fade, and a slave to the Chantry. Amusing.

 reisits the maglc. sorry fool i'm a tampler do better then that *rushes at the blood mage and stabs her or him what/ever it is*